R TO REPENT
55 MINUTES LEFT UNTILL THE TRUMPET
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Redpill me on this Trumpet
FIGHT YOU?!
CONFESS
>mfw nothing happens, just like usual
more gay doomsday bullshit
what about the 7 seals / 7 bowls?
Best anomaly.
Even if it dies the legion will regroup in hell and it will conquer it in the name of God
F
He’s here
S
Gonna hear the trumpet.
Yeah, God's putting on a Jazz concert for us.
Nice.
Gabu-chan will finally end it all!
No man knoweth the hour
Is this like Lord of the Rings's Witch King Prophecy saying no man can defeat the Witch King but then a Woman and a Male Hobbit ends up defeating the Witch King because they aren't classified as Man?
countdown here:
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why what's happenin'
MOSSAD FALSE FLAG INCOMING
I shall repent
R
Let's get this all over with so we can start moving towards the end of this degenerate system.
Has the conquest of constantinople happened? NO
Therefore the end of the world can NOT happen. Only the Lord God knows exactly when we will die. Take this LARP shit and fuck off back to Jewddit
Israel is attacking Damascus, let’s see how this goes.
NOTHING
Get saved frens
EVER
HAPPENS
Nothing will happen you massive faggot
PAGANKEKS UTTERLY FUCKING BTFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I WANT TO SEE ALL OF THESE WEAK KEKED PAGANKEKS SCARED AND KVETCH AT THEIR BLASPHEMIES AGAINST THE LORD
You're going to hell
>inb4 literally nothing
Goodbye polkuns!
It's not fair. We have this thread every week now, and I haven't died once.
R
I masturbate to cartoon girls
Always wanted to play this game. It's been on my backlog for several years now
Sure whatever
A bit slow at times but fairly good overall. Not very hard game to beat, which was my problem with it
Wow, poor guy. Why would you make him go to Canada?
Just think, you were that close to the technology for VR cartoon girls to masturbate you.
But now the world is ending, sad.
burn homos and praise kek
Ackchyually, Hobbits are classified as a branch of Men.
Feels bad man
why do they make us live like this
Bill said to the other elderly folk at the breakfast table.
Hold me, Nothing Ever Happens Harold
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Hobbit, is in fact, GNU/Hobbit, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Hobbit. Hobbit is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Hobbit", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.
There really is a Hobbit, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Hobbit is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Hobbit is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Hobbit added, or GNU/Hobbit. All the so-called "Hobbit" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Hobbit.
Who doesn't? At least once.
Is that GMT? PST? What timezone does your god work in?
I hit a Pheasant at 45Mph on a country road near Thornton-le-dale. Scooped it up with me shovel and had it for dinner
I know man, almost at the "vr can touch you without using body suit" stage.
S.
So how will you seek earn our forgiveness when you're proven to be a fag shortly?
r
You scooped up a country road and ate it?
Mental!
this
ffs preppers have been spouting this shit since the cuban missile crisis, operation gladio and other absolute fucking NOTHING
I have thousands of pictures
The trumpets are supposed to be a warning to all men, since no one heard them, they haven't happen
Cooked it in me peat oven and had it with some Yorkshires
They may not come in that form, per-say, they may come as something else. Such as a conflict between two countries, or a barrage of missiles on sacred land.
I dropped a duce in the unisex bathroom and didn't use the air freshener. AMBUSH!
We'll only hear the trumpets after the 5g rollout is complete world wide and they get the whole "microwaves make you hear shit" tech deployed.
Baste
Yum.
Got a meat and Yorkshires plan for the weekend.
And ye roast parsnips and so on to go with it.
RRRRRRR
DONT LEAVE ME DOWN HERE WITH THE TROGLODYTES PLEASE
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The point is, the you cannot mistake the warning, that's the point .
The earth and heavens are supposed to shake when the seals are broken
lord god forgive me for my sins, i accept jesus as my lord and savior and wish only to serve him.
It will happen in our lifetimes
But even when things start, the end is not yet.
Still more needs to happen until the King returns
The big reset is coming, man.
Having an opinion on it changes nothing.
30 MINUTES LEFT, ONE MORE CHANCE TO R TO REPENT
It's not an opinion, it directly says the heavens and earth are going to shake, what the fuck?
Forgive me for my sins oh lord
fuck off, I repent nothing
Damn wish I saw this thread before I took a ton of sleeping pills I will be passed out in 15 minutes
>nose
BRAAAAAAAPPPP!
But that says the 27th. Its the 17th.
And it says may 2013.
R
Pressing R for my sleeping wife too
BRING IT ON!
WHAT'S HAPPENING???
WHICH GOD AM I SUPPOSED TO REPENT TO????
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
You think that thy Lord God cares about an R on a mere imageboard? The only way to repent is through your actions. Show the Lord that you are willing to change.
Kill me, Pete
Tell me mates how do I believe and repent. Tried praying, church and more but i dont think its working.wat do?
>yfw this thread dies before go time
You have been autisticly waiting for years for this thread to pop up just so you could post that video haven't you?
None, you don´t have to repent, you need to fight them, or fight beside them, as you prefer
Kek!
>what is a metaphor?
Keep it alive nigger.
I sometimes tell small lies and I masturbate too much to pornography lust, and I don't work very hard, and I indulge in too much pot.
There. I done it.
Matthew 24:36
>But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.
Follow these steps.
If you believe with all your heart that Jesus gave His life willingly for your sins, all you have to do is ask to be forgiven.
Everything else is manmade hogwash.
So, it's all metaphor and nothing's going to happen?
R