Which is your best tinder opener?
Which is your best tinder opener?
Matthew Cook
Joshua Nguyen
have sex
William Diaz
That's exactly why I'm asking
Charles Garcia
no, that’s the opener
Josiah Johnson
Nice, didn't think about it
David Adams
I want to paint you up in green paint and spank you like a disobedient avocado.
Sebastian Anderson
Jiggly jiggly I’m coming for the booty
Adam Brooks
What’s the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?
You can’t move bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Jonathan Rogers
Yeah you can. You nudge them along. 0/10.
Samuel Rivera
Hey baby, wanna be a single mom?
Isaac Gutierrez
Aye gurl let me suck the stress out them titties
50/50 successful rate
John Hill
"Hi"
Kevin Jenkins
coffee?
Oliver Bennett
I hav penis for sex
John Rodriguez
Have a (you)
Caleb Ross
girl, I wish I was a fart to get inbetween your asscheeks
James Adams
Ask about whatever interests they have listed.
No profile? Compliment their make up or hair.
Owen Moore
> Compliment their make up
Xavier Brown
i'm cry
Jason Morgan
virgin detected
Austin King
>compliment their makeup
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
jesus christ user I’m in stitches.
William Price
>compliment their make up
Brayden Ortiz
This is what i tell women when i want them to walk away ffs user
Hunter Hernandez
The Chad response
Joshua Sullivan
Not that user but this is how unironically landed the first date with my current GF. It's similar to women complimenting your gains. They put in work to look fuckable so pretend your care about it for a second.
Bentley Turner
No, user. You landed your first date DESPITE complimenting her looks.
Mason Allen
her make up*
Joshua Morgan
give me the rundown on this meme
Zachary Morales
The reality is that your opener doesn't really matter - it ultimately boils down to whether you're attractive or not.
Attractive guys can say literally anything and they'll get responses, that's assuming the girl hasn't messaged first. For regular guys like you and me, it depends on the girl. If her bio doesn't have a whole lot going or anything at all, and/or she looks the physical manifestation of a brick then there's not much point pursuing her.
Generally speaking, there's several schools of approaching women and everyone has their style: you can be funny and meme-tier, you can be cocky and carefree, you can be enthusiastic and warm, or you can be casual and nonchalant. Find what your natural personality gravitates towards, and play towards that. For example, I'm more of a warm and casual guy but not really a meme-lord so I go for easy openers like commenting about something she's interested in (bio info) or maybe compliment her on what she's wearing in her photos. But honestly dude, it's Tinder - you don't need a whole lot of effort into talking up girls and you just figure it out for yourself. If you don't know how to start a conversation or what to say, then you're not going to be able to go any further.
Christian Gray
From what I know, some guy posted it in a Tinder thread with a screenshot, and it worked out well for him. It's been shilled as a meme for its decent success rate, and it actually works because it's meme-y enough that it makes them laugh, but suggestive enough that you have their attention and make your intentions clear.
Hunter Walker
Thanks do you have the image?
Luke Flores
No, this was several months back from what I know. But from what I've heard, it was just a generic Tinder screenshot with some white-girl tier reaction like "OH MY GOD I CANT EVEN"