Why are millenials buying cuck sheds?

Because they're status obsessed. All they can afford is a trailer, but they can't bring themselves to live in one because stupid low-status DRUMPH voters live in trailers, so they have to disguise their trailer as some quirky living arrangement for Instagram.

because we arent nig nogs

Normalshits think it makes them more """""""""mature""""""""" and adult to move out of their parents' house, even though they'll be living in abject poverty and unable to save anything because every paycheque will go immediately to rent and then the rest will be spent between internet/jewflix subscriptions, (((travelling))), and avocado toast.

Honestly, I like the idea but the price isn't right. $16k for that? Half that I'd honestly consider it with a plot of land out in the country. Could be a place to stay on the weekends and do some shooting on a private range. Could also be a place to go to in case of civil unrest for cheap.

I built a tiny house. Have a well, septic, and solar on 5 acres I own and don’t have (((mortgage))). I have renters too. I don’t hardly have any bills and can save piles of money with my two jobs and I don’t really pay dick in taxes. Did I mention I have two cars owned outright? My hot pale piece girlfriend lives with me. Stay mad you dumb fucking neck beards and enjoy paying (((rent))) for the rest of your lives.

You're far from the consumer market; stereotypical millenial men are incapable of putting a donut on after a flat or swapping a fried PSU in a desktop computer. You ask them to lay a cinder block wall and if they do more than bitch, they'll messily apply bad mortar and just drop the blocks on; no rebar, no conduit, no measuring, no fill.
They can't build a house; their only option is the premade cuck shed being installed by pros on a piece of dirt they were rooked for.

this is my goal soon user. You are living the dream

Houses are prisons that require resources to maintain. Go outside.

I categorize my 1300 square foot townhouse condo as a "tiny house" to be honest, and it has 3 floors, 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, and a basement. lol

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£120k on a non detached house on a council estate/ near one or the council is paying peoples rent and it turned into one

or

£100k land in country and £20k shed

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lol Boomers mad af that we’re not buying their McMansions

I don't need a large house.

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I'll send the bus to drive by and clap for you, sir.

probably fun to build but i'm guessing a prefab/mobile home would be cheaper and better

Because it's all they can afford thanks to fucking boomers.

>spend their retirement on the dumbest shit they can think of to ensure their kids get nothing.
actually this though...
my aunt and her husband lived in the same crappy house in the bay area for 25 years...
they turned around a few years ago and realized it was worth 1.25 million...
they sold it to some chinese investors and moved to the sacramento area- now they literally just go to the casino every day.
the house itself is sitting empty, because chinese don't like using property, they just like having it.

Why the fuck would you separate from the system to live in a cuckshed just to work two jobs anyway? I get you're larping but at least try to be believable.

didnt realize that soibois were literally buying cuck sheds to live in

Double wides used to be like 20k.. there is no God famn reason for thus increase.

Because they are fucking stupid and didn't take advantage of the housing collapse to buy low.

I'm gen-x, but on the younger end. I know of like 4 millennials that bought a house right at the bottom like I did, when like 5% down and a 740 credit score could get you a 30 year at like 3.25%. Their house payment, even with homeowners, taxes and PMI is 20-30% less than they were paying in rent at the time, and now they are swimming in equity just 6 or 7 years later.

I got an idea. Let’s convince millennials that living storage conexes is fucking cool

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>implying bugmen have any construction skills

I will buy this

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How are the Manson Family doing, Cletus? I think I'll stick with civilization for now.

>being actual, literal trailer trash
i'd rather live in a cuckshed, tbqhf

That yang faggot said something like this

>21*18*8 ft
>$17,000
All these hipsters seem to be completely missing the point about trailer homes. They are supposed to be a cheap temporary living situation that allow you to save up money. Spending 17 grand on a cuck shed is just crazy. You could probably build a better one for 4 grand or buy a very nice slightly used one for 10. $17,000 is basically a downpayment on a cheap house plus property. Then you could resell it later. There is literally no reason to but this

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Unironically happening. My senpai had about a $700k home. They sold it as soon as I moved out and moved to a resort community in Florida, where they will no doubt waste every last dollar and come to me begging for cash when their end-of-life medical expenses hit.

There are people that already make these into homes.
A guy did it in California; the building permit cost more than the primo intermodals, concrete, tool rentals, and plumbing/electrical put together.

If you are a midget, a van is a pretty big house.

a new double-wide from mansion manufacturing costs around 50k now. adventure homes, who build absolute shitty mobile homes, charge around 42k for a new mojave.

i ask both of them why the rapid increase and they cite building supply costs have skyrocketed.

how?
I have some ideas about a small, cheap house but I don't think that it would meet local code
when I was a kid my family bought some kit shed and had it delivered, we assembled it after building the foundation
then we put electrical, sewage, and a loft in there
it was basically a cottage
I don't think that I could do that in my current area

Sup senpai why aren’t you living in shipping containers? What are you some kinda incel? Intermodal containers are where it’s at

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white guilt

I can get a double wide trailer for $16k.

Just wondering what state...

>the building permit cost more than the primo intermodals, concrete, tool rentals, and plumbing/electrical put together.
That's why housing in california cost so much. It's so hard to build there it's barley worth it. And then you factor in the value of the land, because there is an artificial shortage of it, and you get ridiculous house prices.

>Weizhengheng
Like I'm gonna buy any chink shit like that
the fucking thing would burn down or collapse in minutes or outright explode when you turn on the oven
why are chinks so god damned bad at everything

is that piece of shit even insulated? I bet I could make a wooden box with windows for less than $1k

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Slave quarters.

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Man, I would love to see the floor plan of a 1,300 sq. ft. condo with 3 floors.

They already do this

The only thing worse to this, is those communal spaces that hipsters are living in, where you essentially rent a bunk bed in a giant room full of faggots and niggers renting their own bunk beds. It's like hipster camp or something.

I'd rather die.

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Oregon

(((who))) do you think is selling these Millennial McMansions?

This is happening to me now
Except the boomer went broke and now wants to move in with me and wife

Also Chinese buy those properties to laundry money, they’ve been doing it for years in canada. We really need to charge through the roof taxes on forgiven ownership of of US lands but (((they))) won’t allow it

Labor is time is money.

it's ironic, you wouldn't understand

lmao this has to be a typo. That's $5,069.44 per sq. ft.

Sounds about right. Oregon is a great place for a small house... Even better, you don't need an AC unit too badly. I'm here in Texas and the heat alone would do me in as far as a tiny house is considered.

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The Age of Cucksheds has come. Awe and Despair!

I'm talking about the average neckbeard, not the average bugman.
Small house that's one bed, one bath, and basic furnishing is doable at that price. If you're that interested, I can't help you beyond sketch a plan and work it into your budget.

But are they living in shipping container at a shipyard? Why aren’t you taking advantage of this free form of transport senpai?

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I like the industrial design.

That guy is based

Why not just build one?

More than half of the millennials in the US had a golden opportunity to own a house following the housing collapse.

They chose to take on crippling student loan debt instead,

Based & boomerpilled, fuck the future generations #yolo

>trading trees for telephone poles and concrete

Have a good life. You only have one.

No one is buying these 'amazon' tiny homes. Some wierd marketing.

Look at any listing; few reviews or no reviews; almost entirely chinese companies dumping $2k shipping containers clad in plastic and osb.

Plenty of builders out there. Anyone who buys this amazon shit is a fool.

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I've actually looked into the van thing, but as a mobile office/work space. It's surprisingly viable.

haha no

webm related unironically sounds pretty nice nowadays

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>no running water
>no sewer
>no electricity
>no gas for heat
>no foundation, so house sinks into the mud every spring
Cheap, but extremely inconvenient. Might as well buy a real house so you don't have to deal with the above.

Marketed as Podestrians
lmao

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Yes that. Holy fuck they'd find me hanging from the rafter in the background during poetry night.

I will repost this every time

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must be impossible to keep bed bugs out

God i hope so

>$21k - 24x40 cabin shell built on a concrete foundation
>$7k - finish out home and furnish it
>$4k - septic system
>$2.4k - storm shelter

I live alone and enjoy it. Why spend $130k and pay the new triple the price for 30 years when I can own this in 5 years?

>$16,800
Buy some land and another shed for my other shit and I could dig this.

Based and redpilled

>5000$ worth of tattoos
>4000$ laptop
>2000$ iPhone(TM)
>500$ designer outfit
>spends 100$ a day on avocado toast, s0i lattes, and craft beers/wines
REEEEE boomers are preventing me from home ownership, how am I supposed to get ahead in life!

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>$5000
>laptop

pull your head out of your ass, old man

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>$5000
>$4000
Top to bottom, left to right.
Didn't you guys invent English?

KEK SHED!!!! LEL

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The easiest way to acquire a house is to push a boomer down the stairs.

Most of the square footage goes to stairwells. Sad!

Jesus no wonder you retards support isreal

You absolutely can't properly fight capitalism without one of these.

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>Why aren't millenials wasteful
We weren't given anything to waste.

No, that sounds about right. Maybe a bit cheap.

thats jail

Those things give me PTSD. We have spent the last 10 drills organizing connexes. I unironically told the captain when he was asking for names for our deployment callsign that we be "Charlie Connex."