New Vegas Politics

Let's have one of these threads.

What political faction would have been best for the people of the Mojave Wasteland?

For me, it's Caesar's Legion:
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mr house undoubtedly

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but y doe?

Caesar's Legion
Women in chains, degenerates on crosses, what more could you ask for?

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Based and Legionpilled.
Ave, true to Caesar.

Homosex and boxing, both of which the Legion also has for me. Ave Caesar!

Degenerates like ypu belong on a cross

Brotherhood of Steel.

My only issue with the Legion is their technophobia. If they embraced tech like House and the Brotherhood, but everything else about them stayed the same then I'd support them 100%.

He wants more for humanity, and has solved the issue of fruitless, frivolous democracy with an immortal and wise autocrat.

He states himself that the old world had its positives, things he loved and wants to continue, but there were certain elements that were less than desired. He is a hyper intelligent man with real goals. He's an incorruptible representative for human-kind who couldn't care less about the day-to-day lives of people. Hes socially laissez faire, but at the same time desires order and allows people a venue in which they can interact peacefully with consent. He doesn't want to waste time policing the minutia of humanity, he only wants to deal with and challenge humanity's greatest problems. The NCR is corrupt, over stretched, and too caught up with recapturing the old world's perceived glory they refuse to see that the old world made massive mistakes leading to the hell scape they live in today. The Legion is too caught up with creating a uni culture of nothing to do anything of value. Ceaser might have a point if he too were immortal, but its commonly known the Legion is only as strong as its strongest link, and no one comes close to Ceaser in terms of mental fortitude. No one in his ranks comes close to his appreciation of language, culture, and thought. Ceaser knows this too, but hes too caught up in his ideals hes willing to burn and throw someone off of a cliff who could conceivably claim the Legion after he passes.

House is beholden to no such flaw, he is immortal, he requires no heir and does what he does for the sake of a greater collective. He realizes that the old world died on the pyre of comparatively meaningless cultures. The NCR and the Legion would be nuking each other now were there no Wasteland Constraints put upon them. House, even in his triumphant moment at the Dam, chooses to perform a show of force rather than an act of force.

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They have technology, but they only use it when absolutely required, they refuse to use advance tech because it will make man reliant on it, it will make us weak, and feeble, and when it’s taken away, we will be helpless, we must rise with willpower, and self sacrifice, but that doesn’t mean the legion doesn’t have a couple rocket launchers sitting around for when the brotherhood gets uppity.

At his core, he wants more. Squabbling over who is degenerate is meaningless when the ruling body cannot be corrupted by the twisted ideals of a culture. Fighting for smaller government is meaningless when your ruler is all knowing, immune to corruption, and not privy to policing what goes on in your own home between consenting parties.

The other groups would rather tear others down to stand taller, whereas House wishes to raise all ships in one great tide of a Human Ascension ruled by reason and peace.

Imagine Dr House as an immortal AI

Legion = House >>> Everything Else

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I can understand that. I just wish their were things like elite Legion power armor squads or something. Every time I imagine a Legion soldier I just see guys running around with machetes towards people with guns. Not very smart in my opinion.

You can wear power armour, but you have to carry it with your own body otherwise you would become reliant on it, and your body would become weak, and that’s why legion armour occasionally has individual power armour pieces attached. charging at the enemy is usually just a diversion for other soldiers to flank or get somewhere unharassed, and besides, the legion has conquered vast swaths of land so they must be doing something right.

Independent/Yes Man > BoS > House > FoA = Khans >>>>>> NCR = Homosex Legion


All of these are beneath Joshua Graham

House is the only good choice
>NCR are corrupt shitlibs
>Legion falls apart when Caesar dies
>Yes Man is just a Mary Sue ending
>Ulysses is le teenage nihilist

>besides, the legion has conquered vast swaths of land so they must be doing something right
Characters can do anything their writer wants them to do. Doesn't mean it's realistic.

>NCR
Degenerate, everything wrong with modern america
>Caesar's Legion
Retarded LARPers and furries whose empire will collapse the moment Caesar dies
>Mr. House
Based as fuck, the only one actively trying to save humanity and conquer the stars
>great Khans
somehow even LARPier and dumber than caesar's Legion
>Followers of the Apocalypse
shitlibs wasting precious NCR resources on charity for a diverse group of wasteland scum
>Brotherhood of steel
Pretty based but would be number one if they had any sort of ambition to guide humanity into the future as opposed to just being techno hoarders
>Enclave
Kill the mutants, Reconquesta NOW!

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Independent New Vegas

Only jews want government

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>Khans that low

Quit talking bullshit

House by far. All the other options are shit.

>WE WUZ ROMANS AND SHEEIT
>WE WUZ DEMOCRACY AND SHEEIT
>WE WUZ ROBOTS AND SHEEIT
>DUDE JET LMAO

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>House by far
>hurr durr we bioshock now

Fuck off, jew

The brotherhood I guess. Everyone else was capitalist shits

House. And for some weird reason, Caesarfags always envision themselves in that order has part of the legion of something, and not somebody who would've been crucified for some arbitrary reason

Brotherhood of Steel.

Go home Mr. President

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The Brotherhood isnt even a political group.
They are a pseudoreligious order that is only interested in salvaging technology

>house
>jewish

get a load of this brainlet

Enclave > BoS > legion > house > all other retards

legion>khans>bos>house>ncr>the followers

House > all

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New Canaan

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WTF I love Mr. House now.

I am named, "Doctor Stranglove" and I am with New California Republic.

In times of great, peaceful, and plentiful civilization...I am sometimes known as Kyle Battle Star.

What if house and graham joined up.

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Undoubtedly based and mr.housepilled

It’s unfortunate that he developed a perfect missile defense system but the deployment was sabotaged

A Mormon theocracy sounds kind of gay...
Cool as fuck character though.

Wow based image. On my first play through, I was a good cuck for the NCR and destroyed Mr. House. Boy was I wrong

Commie choosing a religious group that hoards technology from the proletariat. How ironic

Enclave:
>descended from the extremely corrupt pre-war American government, view themselves as pure; everyone else is a mutant worthy of extermination regardless of their exposure to radiation, want to reclaim all of America for themselves

Zionists:
>cabal of wealthy bankers, see themselves as "god's chosen people", everyone else is worthless goyim, want to create Greater Israel

>I was a good cuck for the NCR
Oof.

>not shooting up Jet into your veins and riding with the golden horde pillaging the Mojave
what a fag..

All NV major factions are gay. Enclave is the way
KILL THE MUTIES

This thread makes me sad realising we'll never get another obsidian fallout game

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Don’t buy outer worlds, the fags making the game aren’t the fallout new Vegas team.

And me to frend

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whats wrong user? dont you like nu-fallout with multiplayer and micro-transactions?

Enclave

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Equality before the law means all get to live to the same time, even if quality of life differs to then. We do not sacrifice our lives, but work no risk though we cooperate for strongest inalienable right of life.

Equality means a cryonics healthcare coverage. Cryonics is time to get needed inner cell mass stem cells. Medical doctors of many factions are using inner cell mass stem cells to resurrect the dead.

Equality means if jail saves your life then jail you get. Executives, thank you for saving the wrong.

Equality means supporting population boom. I work for public toilets. I work for public water fountains. I work for public heaters at night. This work is a merit I credit as good faith in addition to cryonics in strongest, and therefore inalienable right of life by the California Constitution.

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It's a shame, Obsidian is not like what it once was, now it's filled with women and minorities and this outer worlds game is going to be complete shit.

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>Caesar's Legion
Caesar cannot recreate the Roman Empire because he has no Rome, no equivalent to the equatorial and senatorial castes, no mos maiorum, and no senate. He's an empty headed larper who isn't even as well read as everyone thinks. The "dialectic" he attributes to Hegel was originally proposed by Johann Fichte.

He picked the objectively worse incarnation of Rome, the dominate, for his governmental model. If he genuinely was as intelligent as all the mouth breathing Legion fanboys claim he is, than he'd have introduced aspects of feudalism to counteract the structural issues Rome had, but he didn't, because he's a retard.

Ironically, the person who resembles Rome the most is Mr. House. He rules over Vegas like the early Roman kings. The subjugated tribes who run his casinos are the Gens. Even if Mr. House in his arrogance is killed by the Omertas, congratulations, now you have the Roman Republic.

And by republic, I mean republic in the non-pozzed sense, in the Serenissima Repubblica di Venezia sense, in the Athenian sense, not in the bastardized version of republicanism that scripture editing heretic (((Thomas Jefferson))) came up with.

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Based and house-pilled.

Nipton resident here, gotta feel bad for those poor fuckers living near the Colorado River haha

Only The Legion
NCR would rebuild the exact globohomo shit that lead to the war.
After 200 years of radioactive shitnigging society needs its genes washed.
The stability provided by the laws of the legion would give rise to the next great civilization built on a strong foundation and strong stock, not politics and mongrelized corrupt mob rule.

Brotherhood has the tech and no foundation whatsoever they would basically build a weeb network of betas in power armor with one or two idiot femtard syem workers and would die off for being dweebs.

I highly recommend getting Ceasars New Regime, Caesars Legion Overhaul, Caesars Freeside Shop, Increased Legion Presence and Legion Quests Expanded btw

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where my fellow /boomers/ at?

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based legion

New vegas: Mr. House
Fallout 3: The Enclave
Fallout 4: BOS
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The Witcher: Nilfgaard

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Yes Man: no roads
NCR: ((()))
House: greedy capitalist but with roads
Legion: Heil il Duce!

>no boomers
Shit thread.

Ceaser's Legion because Caesar understands Hegelian dialectics, so he could probably be converted to marxism.

I always have

Imperial Vegas,Imperial New Vegas The Enclave, Enclave Nellis, For the Enclave,Pipboy Readius, Enclave Pipboy, Readius Retexture, Enclave Laser Rifle, Enclave Armor Fix, and lastly Advanced Power Armor MKI - Vanilla Retexture.

God bless America, God bless the Enclave.
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The legion cant sustain itself, here's why.

A) The Legion’s war effort on the NCR is suicidal, they may have had some success in the Mojave, but the deeper they go into NCR territory the harder it will get. The NCR has a bigger population and utilizes more effective technology and supply lines (Gun Runners and Crimson Caravan). So at some point the Legion would be stopped and most likely pushed back, and without the relatively wise leadership of Caesar (Brain tumor), they could be crushed. Even if the legion stops expansion at Vegas, they need swaths of troops to hold the Mojave as the population hates the Legion. Ultimately they’ll end up like the NCR; overextended and facing external threats.
If you have a high enough speech skill and you chose to oppose the Legion, you can have an interesting conversation with Lanius. In it, Lanius makes the Legion’s goals clear, which is to destroy the NCR. After that’s said, the Courier can tell Lanius that even if the Legion conquers all of the NCR, they’ll need a massive force to hold the west, which would leave the east weak, and inspire dissidents to rebel there. And rebellion would happen after the death of Caesar because.

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Sawyer, Avellone etc were pretty SJW themselves though
They are just far superior at writing characters/factions and their ideologies/motivations than the spastics at Tardthesda

that demo for outer worlds made it look like dogshit.

B) The legion is too reliant on Caesar himself, once he croaks, its likely that legates could attempt to seize power and split the legion. This could happen due to how quickly the legion conquered and assimilated 87 tribes. When New Vegas takes place in 2281, the Legion is 34 years old; meaning that in 34 years Caesar managed to conquer, assimilate, and incorporate 87 tribes into his empire. Most of the people (and more importantly soldiers) who live and serve in the legion can remember the days that they lived in their own tribes. One could assume that many would prefer to go back to that way of life or try to represent their respective tribe as leader of the legion. Most inside dare not rebel because of Caesar himself, he’s confident, focused, and truly terrifying (both in demeanor and actions). However Caesar does not seem to have any heir’s, and Lanius is too focused on conquering the NCR, which as stated before is a nearly impossible task. More than that though Lanius is not Caesar; most of the Legates are just as belligerent and genocidal as Caesar is, what unites them under him is their respect for him. Lanius only has a reputation of being brutal, which wont go far as all of Caesar’s legates would stick one another on a cross if they could. So now The legion has its own little crisis of the Third century on its hands, only this time I seriously doubt that Aurelian is going to save them.

In conclusion, the legion has overextended itself and will notice that it has once Caesar dies. No-one is suitable enough to replace him, and there will likely be many others who call themselves “Caesar as well”. They can't hold all the territory they conquer the further they go into the NCR. If we're talking about what's best for vegas; the NCR has the most freedoms and can probably deal with the region pretty well, however they have high taxes and can't protect the Mojave and represent all of Vegas’ interests. Independent and Followers is some anarcho-commie shit. Great Khans are tribal degenerates. And House is totalitarian, but he seems to care for the interests of the people of the Mojave, So i’d say house is the best option.

It was pretty fucking cool 160 years ago dude.

I support house, legion fags were too unstable and short sighted. Once they run out of tribes to conquer they would fracture and die. Same with Ceaser ending via tumour, it'd never last. I was always pissed that House wanted to fight the brotherhood and eradicate them, would have been cool if you could ally with them after great effort via the leadership gaining some sense.

>Equality
commie get out

The NCR is capitalist though.

The entire game is disgustingly capitalist. It was written by americans after all, it's a religion to them

They also had someone who knew about guns and was into guns.

Legion is for edgelords. NCR master race.

True. Independent is only right answer. Fuck imperialism.

House, none other come close

I want to take this time to put in a shill for the movie The Postman which seems to have given rise to a lot of inspiration for Fallout: New Vegas

General Bethlemhem has a bunch of tribes united into a Legion-esque army, he has a tent full of books and art, he fights against The Restored United States and the main character is a courrier wearing a scavenged US Post Office outfit.

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Burned and redskinned

Caesar's Legion would fall most likely so it's the same as a Code Geass.

Fuck this game. Every time you make a choice, they make you feel bad about it and you wish you chose something else.

>choosing mage-lovers and neocons over based Redania
Burn at the stake, faggot

The Enclave and the Legion are both good in their own way, but the Legion is probably the better choice given the situation. That is, unless the Enclave gets their shit together and stops getting blown up.

Based every savage must hang

Too be fair /leftypol/, there are plenty of communities in Fallout that do not engage in practices which resemble capitalism. The BOS is a pseudo-monastic institution who's members don't seem to have any conception of private property. The Great Khans are tribal. The vaults function on a planned economy.

You could've come into this thread and made a case for anarcho-communism or at the most benign tribal socialism using those examples, but you didn't, because you're a retard.

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Nope because video games are degenerate

You are right, and wrong. Fact is guns, well most guns go bad when left uncleaned, unused, and so we can imagine that a good 85% if not more of all firearms, outside of the NCR are just as deadly to the shooter as the target. That's the problem though, the NCR are a government, a operating system, and so we can assume nearly all their guns are in working condition. Now in Caesar's defence, he has horde's of mini tribes, most troublesome, to throw at the machine guns, before sending in the true legion, and bullets are not limitless.

Northern women are for the southern bvll

Fucking hell, I had hope for their new release.

>Communist Fallout
>Kill Deathclaw
>take it's Egg
>Worth 400 caps
>go sell it in Novac
>Everyone's starving
>go into the dino
>"Hey can I sell-"
>Cliff cuts you off by shushing you
>"If they hear you say that-"
>Man with Ushanka and Chinese Assault rifle kicks in door
>"пpивeт! I have come on behalf of the Revolutionary Military Committee."
>"I have been told you are attempting to of indulge in Capitalism, is this true comrade?"
>Fail speech check
>"Ha! Toвapищ, that egg belongs to the state, don't you see those hungry people out there?"
>Takes the Egg
>Just got nig'ed 400 caps
>Load Hollow Points in my 10mm
>PumpedUpKicks.mp4

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y'all niggas postin' in a profligate thread.

Based and Poseidonpilled

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k.

Pretty good attempt tbqh. Nice use of russian words.

>implying commies wouldn't be immediately massacred the moment society broke down

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Caesar's Legion ftw

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thank mr skeltal

>implying communist haven't every major battle they've fought with capitalists

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Caesar is communist. Degenerates on the cross and glorious melee combat are a cover for the legions total control over your bodily autonomy. Under Caesar you have no liberty or self-determination. Food stocks running low? Let's hope you're one of the elite. Someone superior to you needs and organ transplant? Hope you're not a match. Happen to walk past Caesars tent when he's having a bad day? Get ready to be executed for his amusement.

Everyone knows the real best choice is fo4 brotherhood. Suffer not the mutant to live, purge in the name of the brotherhood. Genetic purity of humanity and technological supremacy.

House is by far the best, but if he wasn't a choice then, I'd be more likely to give it to the chairmen than to NCR/fags legion.