Oi You Got A Loicense For That Spoon?

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I love a good bong hate thread.

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post your best lads

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>oi that hammer is dangerous
>I hope you have a loicense for that murderous thing

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look at this terrifying wheel

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Oh my god!!!

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the queen might protect us from cutting vegetables

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Don’t be a goon. Bin that spoon.

thanks to the queen the police is looking for terrorists

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Holy shit James had a rifle I mean knoife in his home. He has to be executed now

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Nice assault car cassette player they got off the streets. Another life saved.

>Nice assault car
they needed it for their cars.
Taking property from others is progressive

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HOLY SHIT THANK GOD SOMEONE CALLED THE COPS

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Imagine if KIDS would play with that!!!

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Kids don't deserve fun. It could harm them

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LOOK AT THIS FORK TAKEN FROM A BACKYARD. SOMEONE COULD HAVE DIED

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OH NO THESE TOOLS, they are very dangerous!!!

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you gave up your entire empire for this. ....

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What the fuck? You guys in the UK have influx of wheel crime? Why are your cops confiscating bike wheels?

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BIN IT NAU!

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AND SAY SORRY TO MUSLIMS.

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And remember that you are NOT allowed to have dissent voices. The police will come for you

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the future is gay and female

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if you think otherwise this dude will catch you!

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Oi, these fence posts are tad bit sharp, mate. I’m afraid we gonna have to confiscate your fence. Wouldn’t want sharp wood to fall into the wrong hands..

we have to ban all sharpys and spikys. Otherwise kids would suffer anudda shoah

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He have to be secure at all costs

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*blocks your path*

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god this is so horrific what you find in trash bags!
Its so criminal

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LOOK HOW LONG THIS KNOIFE IS IT COULD CUT AN APPLE. IMAGINE THIS FOR A MINUTE

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The first mistake was allowing our colonies to settle in England

The second mistake was allowing them equal rights, housing, healthcare, benefits and children

Thank god the brits have these heroes

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I do not disagree

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Pic. related, must be one of those "zombie knives".

>Big Brother is Watching
It's like they are trying to piss off people

lol you can not own escrime related accesory in england ?

DUDE, cant you see that there is danger around ever corner? Look at my picture there could be a sharp paper inside

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Just flexing power on the plebs.

wrong pic but who cares

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once I dreamed on going to UK for Oxford and shit. Now, I've been redpill to know that UK is an another 3rd world country

Their police is so deep inside of the victims of cirme you cannot even believe it! this is what I call determination

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>Scimitars on Essex Police logo
Oi, what ave we ere? I’m afraid we are going to ave to confiscate your police force. Pictures of weapons can be just as dangerous as the actual weapons themselves.

But aren't you allowed to have kitchen knives to use in THE FUCKING KITCHEN?

>Please try again goy, that's not a fire hydrant.

When did you realize that the UK is modeled after the film A Clockwork Orange?

This countre joke

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Whats going on here? A gay Easter event?

What do you need a kitchen for?

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What a fucking chad

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>It's yet another episode of Yank gleefully rubs his hands at the thought of Brits being banned from Jow Forums
>It's yet another episode of "Yank flag tells other nations to engage in violent revolution against their government"
>It's yet another episode of "Yank tells you that all the best people left your shitty nation to escape the king of Europe"
>It's yet another episode of "Yank draws parallels to miscegenation, inter-racial rape, muhammads dick in any given discourse"
>Its yet another episode of "Yank tells you how much of a 'fag nation' yours is despite his literally giving birth to POZ and LGBT pride parades"
>It's yet another episode of "Yank tells you he would "kick your ass" in a war and that we should be thanking them for 'saving yurop'

>It's yet another episode of "Yank tells you to bin that knife"

>It's yet another episode of "Yank tells other nation their food is shit as they guzzle down brominated corn syrup soda"
>It's yet another episode of "Yank tells you that you aren't white"
>It's yet another episode of "Yank brings up the time he betrayed your people to the arch nemesis of the one he is descended from then randomly posts dates and calls you a "limp wristed fag"
>It's yet another episode of "Yank shows unparalled ignorance and a child like, basic view of the world that crosses jingoistic chauvinism with an obsession with black penis"
>It's yet another episode of "Yank makes a references to licences for the 100,000,000,000th time"
>It's yet another episode of "Yank flings shit at other nations while he himself is up to his neck in the stinkiest, foulest diarrhoea imaginable"
>It's yet another episode of "Yank desperately bootlicks his tyrannical law enforcement and politicians"

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>weapon sweep?
how is this done? i'm seriously interested why they don't use their 4th amendment rights.

What 4th amendment?!

It says 5+ on the box. You stuck the sticker their and took a photo faggot.

I want to ship my AR-15 to the UK so that it can be disposed of properly. They will get the job done like no one else.

Can bongs not fence? I bet that foil has no sharp edges, it looks like the one I use.

brits should learn karate

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>4th amendment
>UK

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We cannot allow these dangerous hockey sticks to get into the hands of children. They might have fun and we hate the smiles of British children

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Hopefully these children are not speaking german that all that matter.

You are making every American look stupid. Please lurk more.

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where can i buy one of these chambers anyway?
i have a lot of gas to retard

Your country is being conquered by Muslims that your government is bringing in, housing, feeding, etc and you're not allowed to have anything that you could possibly resist with or even speak out against it in any way. You're butthurt at the wrong people faggot.
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Thats kung fu nukka

Spoon

bongs would rather attack the USA with "le mutt maymay" real name btw, than fucking talk about the absolute STATE of their shithole island

This isn't 1900. You're literally disarming your citizens as if they are all criminals. It would take a single belligerent to conquer your country.

>losing Control of india an America and losing most of your mainland in 300 years

>success

user...

How complicated would it be to buy up some machine tools and metal in the UK and clandestinely produce thousand of guns and sell them all on the UK black market for huge profits?

Seriously, guns aren't cocaine, you can just produce them, simple ones...

How much does the cheapest black market gun cost in the UK?

Or is it a bullet problems? BULLET COST THEN = ???

It really is a clown world

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exactly.
>USA USA USA

How the fuck do bongs prepare fucking food?

burgers..

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I think it would be easily traceable. Yes and the ammo is a big issue.

unlike your country they use plastic sticks to get the food ready to get fucked. Not everyone own a canadian dog that pleasures him

They can’t anymore. Gordon Ramsey can’t even run a restaurant without the cops raiding his cutlery drawers

Making guns would be pretty simple for a skilled machinist. Ammo would be your main concern. You'd have to formulate your own powder and casings most likely. That would be your biggest bottleneck.

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Wrapping a baseball bat in duct tape increases it's bruising power by 200%. And that one kid with the teacher's pointer for the blackboard. Wicked, innit?
Guy on the right is prepared to flick a cigarette at anyone who fucks with him.

is that a fucking practice foil? are they going to ban fencing now because we use swords?

HAIL BRITANNIA
BRITANNIA RULE(D) THE WAVES

This is what socialism does to you. It's a type of reverse Darwinism - the low IQ trash breed like rabbits and get rewarded for it, whilst the hard working intelligent aspects of society get fucked by taxes and long work hours, and only have one to two kids.

The UK is literally an example of how to make a first world country, third world, within 50-60 years. I'm getting out of here, there is literally no hope for the UK and the young people here.