/msg/ Mediterranean Supremacy General - Attack Of The Screechers Edition

Bump from a Baltic Sea bro.

German man:
>Doctor Müller, I have a problem: whenever I have sex with my wife, it seems that she doesn't feel a thing, sometimes she even falls asleep!

Doctor Müller:
>This has a scientific explanation, sometimes when a woman is sexually aroused, she overheats and is unable to feel physical sensation. You need to cool her down with a hand fan, like the ones you see in Japanese paintings.

That night, the German man tried to have sex with his wife while fanning her, but he found it impossible to do both at the same time. He returned to the doctor the next day:

>Doctor, it was impossible to fan my wife and also make love to her at the same time, is there anything I can do?

Doctor Müller:
>I can send my new assistant, Fernando Martinez, to your home to assist you. He is from Spain and has expressed interest in helping you solve your dilemma.

They return to the house, and Fernando Martinez begins to fan the wife while the German man gets on top.

German man:
>Do you feel anything now, honey?

Wife:
>Nothing! I don't feel a thing.

German man:
>Fan harder, Fernando, vamos, vamos!

>How about now honey?

Wife:
>I still don't feel anything! I don't think its working!

German man:
>Fernando, get on top of my wife and give me the fan, I'll show you how its done!

Fernando Martinez gets on top the wife and the German man begins to fan.

German man:
>And now, honey, anything?

Wife:
>Yes!!!!!!! Yes I feel it now!!!!

The German man stops fanning and watches Fernando Martinez making love to his wife:
>These southrons are worthless. They can't even figure out how to use a fan!

Lol....great joke.

KEK that was funny, best copy pasta of the week
10/10

I live in the south (but I'm not French). And I can't tell the difference between them. So I stick to the eye and hair colors to decide which people are white and which are moslems. Unfortunately, most Meds have dark hair and eyes, just like moslems, and I can't tell the difference. So for my own safety, I avoid all of them.

I have arrived fellow meds
let the nordcuck seething begin

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move to the north frog we are coming for your shithole

Legend goes when Varg as but a wee lad, Fernando Martinez paid a visit to his abode. Varg had come home from school earlier, and was drawn to chords of a guitar playing from his parent's bedroom... curious, the boy peeked and what he saw shook him heavily. Passion. Boiling passion. Varg felt robbed of his mother's love and attention.

Since then Varg promised to best Fernando Martinez. He took to heavy metal to remove the flamenco chords from his head, even murdering one of his friends who displayed a liking to southern european heavy metal bands. Varg went mad, removing everything with the touch of southern europe, he decided to remove himself from Civilization alltogether.
Some say he lives in the French woods now... accompanied by a wolf-woman.

The Golden One, the Swedish Lion, was the last to venture into the woods to find his once mentor and friend... when the pagan came back, he spent a whole day, silent, inside the Notre Dame.

Fernando Martinez however still haunts Varg daily, and with Varg's son turning more and more into a southron with every single day... Varg thinks and broods...

You mad wh*te boy?

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that's a nigger's hand doesn't count

Basado Fernando Martinez

You're right, the palms are too bright for a med.

lol you just jelly boy u ain't a med

Blonde women love the med man

Is this supposed to be funny?

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You have to imagine Risitas telling it.

Did it trigger you much?

it's true story

Meds are only based if they follow Jesus and not some retard pagan bullshit.

>horrible joke
>triggered
yes:-(

Stop infighting.
Yes mediterraneans are different, yes we're not the same with nordics.
SO WHAT ! We're the LAST representants of ACTUAL HUMANS remaining. What do you want ? To fight eachother so the jews can easily finish off the last race standing ?
Stop fucking fighting eachother.
You unite with other whites. Mediterranean or nordic PERIOD. The only ACCEPTABLE diversity is diversity among WHITES, actual humans.
Whites together against all sorts of nonwhite subhuman semitic shitskins and goblin spics.
Stop taking the bait when it's obvious jews under proxies and memeflags.
I know there is a lot to be angry about (only a lunatic wouldn't be angry at the state of the world) but we're in difficult times and now is the worst time TO FIGHT EACHOTHER when our mortal enemies are invading our land, raping our women, mutilating our children and KILLING US in total impunity and undermining our HISTORY AND CULTURE.
Take all of your differences aside and unite for the love of whatever god you worship.
We're not in the afterlife yet and right now what matters is race and unity.
STOP INFIGHTING YOU ARE PLAYING RIGHT INTO THE JEWS PLAN IF YOU DO

maybe try to fan your waifu then hahaha

Jezú cuñaooo er ventiladóo!!!

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fpbp

u ain't a med

whats that? cant hear you over the toe sucking

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>c*tholics
No, real christians. Not subverted cryptokike shit.

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I still think meds are the master race

Based and redpilled!

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we are just not u tho

You guys will only be based and have your honor restored once you kill italian feet poster.

stop creating these threads

No.
to the lions you go.

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That's a tough one

This is my favourite thread.

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ok guys u heard the man just stop it

Like always, the nordcuck is looking while the med enjoys.

I accept the challenge

>Quote from a Roman in the worst era of Rome, before it was conquered by kikes who literally let muslims walk in the front door
lmfao, 2000 years later you guys haven't learned.

No,he is our best allie

Una fazzia, una razza

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I have faith in you guys.
Best of luck.
No.

But everytime time get ruined by nordcucks, seething american women (i don't understand why),larpers, trolls and fags.

I don't want to "learn" anything related to your faggot religion, go away new worlder

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Everyone hates you when you are at the top. It's only logical
>american women
You think? kek
And you forgot the medcucks

Yesterday i was getting insulted by a seething american women just because i said that this is the average american woman.

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Not every time, yesterdays /msg/ was pretty comfy

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You only said the truth brother.

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American sluts larping as males, the absolute state of this board

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>albanian
>70% greek on muh heritage
Based and greekpilled

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lol nice pic

All hail the superior Aryan race

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Everything Southwest of Paris I basically Africa.

everything north of paris is basically nigger land

>implying

>Screech_It_Down.jpg
lol just saw that

French look Med as fuck.

Oy vey, no D&C unless we proud aryans do

who the fuck does that? show it to me so i can smack some sense into it

we all do

right...

It's a Med thing don't cry about it

Getting real tired of you kikes spamming every thread about rome. It can't be a coincidence that you people immediately come out to shit post when rome/old european history/culture/architecture is mentioned. Are you guys here to divide and conquer?

i think you're in the wrong thread, mutt

be respectful when you speak about rome nigger

>Getting real tired of you kikes spamming every thread about rome.

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Where's the greekfag medcuck that was spamming the thread yesterday to make it archived?

Didn't work for him so he bailed. Probably working on a new jewish plan to bring us down

lol stay strong bros

is this the mednigger cope thread?

you're not white, nigger.

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You mean that pathetic nigger?

LOL
Yes..

yup.

Come home medcuck, we be waiting for you

lol you look disgusting