Hay frens! Have you ever had a roommate go out of town for a week?
Long story short... >Roommate is serially strong gamer >Stronk gaymer roommate doesn’t win in dug dug or something?!?! >Stronk gamer roommate kicks hole in drywall >issues and discussions >3 months later...(pic related) FIX THE WALL FGGT >roommate leaves for fishing trip with family >*plotting occurs* with owner of home... >enjoy your new room Senior Stronk Gamer! And that’s how the story goes...BTW I don’t even live here but I got the green light to fuck with a homie...all things go. /b/ro’s, Chad’s, and Jow Forumsacks report in with your best stories. Let’s have some fun with our brethren. (multiple pics incoming)
epic memes fellow Jow Forumsack! xD You sure showed him! This should go on reddit :D
Jack Kelly
>I’m special we already knew that
Asher Jones
yeah that is clear. nice pregnant anne frank, maybe post it on /his/, I heard there are fans there.
Jeremiah Wright
maybe the lighting is just exposing too much but this place looks like a real shithole
Hudson Johnson
I’ll add...per the home owners request, this can all be undone if super stronk gaymer just fixes the wall...so fuck all you faggots who don’t see a good lesson when it’s given...fuckin retards.
Adam Hughes
Can you paint my bedroom next? You have talent and my favorite color happens to be nazi memelord.
What the hell are you rambling about you waterbrained alky
Thomas Green
Ellipses are not an all-purpose punctuation mark you drooling boomer retard
Jose Bennett
Confusion aside over OP and his potential handicap, I will take this opportunity to ask for devilish ideas.
My roommate is borderline autistic maybe even slightly bipolar and is a sexual deviant. What are some ideas to mess with him? He isn't human anyway, so there is no moral issue here.
Blake Hill
I’ll have you know that my Roth401k has more money than your lazy entitled kiester will ever have the opportunity to shit out.
Jackson Anderson
This is the homeowner, first off fuck you for saying this is a shit hole, my property value is more than your net worth which doesn't say much. I'm a proud Jew, which means I control and steal your money, legally. Its wet brain or the correct term medical diagnosis is Wernicke-Korsakoff. The quote is a direct quote from the dairy of Anne Frank
Professional fucker here.i need more details about your target(s).
John Nguyen
what absolute cancer. op is a faggot as usual. all this over a stupid fucking hole in the wall? how bored are you jfc
Juan King
you can literally have fixed it yourself in 5 minutes for $5 with putty you dumb inbred fuck. never post here again
Mason Cox
Used to have summer prank wars between siblings in my house. Blood pact to not tell the parental units and there were rules. Rules were broken by one sibling one year and all hell was unleashed. Worst thing we did was wait until he had a physical doctor appointment and we put icy hot in his underwear and wrote ‘kiss this’ in sharpie on his ass. My grandma has to take him to the doctor and had to tell the doctor what we did, I don’t think she ever forgave us. Also took everything that gave him joy and buried it in the yard until summer ended. For any one who is interested he wrote on our youngest sisters developed friend boobs when she was sleeping and her friend got banned from our house (understandable) but sleep over friend were supposed to be off limits. He also got his ass kicked and incidentally shoved through a glass door And needed staples for his indiscretion. Everyone teamed up against him that summer. He never did it again.
Jeremiah Brown
What the fuck. Kill yourself retard.
Brody Butler
>name fag calls user a fag wew lad
Dominic Carter
>look mom I posted it again you and op are beta virgins
Chase Cruz
Your friend needs to spend his time getting a better job and a better place instead of hanging out with your weird ass. What a dump.
Aiden Hill
Why not, desu?
Alright, he likes video games a lot, and are """"important""""" to him. (autistic) Probably sympathizes with pixels on a screen more than real people. Serially dates liberal girls that are obviously incompatible with his moral and political character. He acts completely different around his girlfriends. His relationships don't last that long, either
Other than that, pretty substandard person. Can't carry a thoughtful conversation, and likes to say memes out loud. Drink occasionally, smokes weed a lot.
What do you have for me?
Robert Ross
you are a stupid immature motherfucker
Jayden Morris
I beta tested losing my virginity 2wksago on Vegas bitch...I won that game nigger
Cameron Turner
Shit in his pillowcase under his pillow. Do a selfie of his toothbrush sticking out of your butt. Put it back. Two weeks after he gets back show him the picture and post the expression on his face.
Kayden Flores
>Probably sympathizes with pixels on a screen more than real people. Do what OP did with the wheat paste and a print...it really doesn’t do any damage if done correctly. It’s easily painted over with a new coat of paint. >dude smokes weed bro! Idk, put some 60X salvia in his weed. it’s always fun watching people not know wtf is going on when they have that mix
Sebastian Williams
Tell me more about this 60X salvia. He uses a vaporizer pen to smoke it. Is this idea still possible?
Xavier Garcia
I was in doubt until I saw the boat shoe, which is classic white supremacist footwear. Now what are you on about?
Caleb Ward
let me get this straight. Your roommate refused to fix a tiny insignificant hole in the wall so you decide then to vandalize his entire room. With the time it took you to troll your roommate you could have fixed at least 100 holes in the wall. Fucking retard OP.
