Why are liberals funnier than conservatives?

name one conservative who isn't blackballed from TV for being conservative?

This.
Also, to add something to the conversation besides "this", right wing policy favors those who are already wealthy. Most people are smart enough to know the systems set into motion compound wealth upward and create huge disparities between labor and profit. In lamen's terms, most people who actually read know things like a robust estate tax and taxes on capital gains would drastically improve their day-to-day lives. This is all thinking-man, head-brain shit. But woah, what's that? Conservatives use emotional manipulation through religion, identity politics bolstering the status quo, and general boorish anti-intellectualism to bait the idiots among us into voting for policies that don't help them one bit.
Liberals know their policies are sound, even if their social focus is an awkward race-to-the-bottom about who's the most marginalized. Meanwhile conservatives have bad policies, yet their party functions as an opiate for majority groups who don't feel like the serfs are sucking enough white male cock.
One's playing politics for everybody and trying to make the world a kinder, more efficient place. The other party is serving rich more money to hoard away like Smaug the fucking dragon while providing a home for angry, butthurt retards who act on gut feelings instead of dealing with the fact life is complex and ever-changing.

If you're blackballed from TV then chances are you aren't funny(see: MDE).

>on tv
oy vey

This is why liberals aren't funny. You're boring, you talk like women and you're not as smart as you think you are.

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Yeah MDE is fucking hilarious and you probably don't think so because you're stupid and it hurt your feefees.

Conservatives arent allowed on TV

Oh, lmao, you're one of ~those~.

Because you have been conditioned to certain kind of humour from birth.

Oh I'm sorry, I wasn't trying to be funny there. The main point was to provide insight on why one wing of American politics is designed to attract retards and robber barons. Wanna hear a joke now?

Q: How many incels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Fuck you, whore

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>liberals punch up
Except its liberals at the top.

>MDE
>Million views per episode
>Gets blackballed by kike bernstein publically for calling him a blockhead
Wow i guess they just werent funny. Lets green light 12 more seasons of Tim and Eric

That comic is actually sort of funny

>One's playing politics for everybody and trying to make the world a kinder, more efficient place. The other party is serving rich more money to hoard away like Smaug the fucking dragon
kek, nice bait

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>>Million views per episode

Leeching off the Eric Andre Show, don't get too precious with me.

Because conservatives are liberals from 10 years ago.

Like I said, libtards aren't funny, they only laugh because that's what their brainwashing has trained them to do in situations they are told to agree with.

What kind of boomer dipshit watches TV?

Dont tax payers pay for abortions though?

It doesn’t make you a liberal to take the piss out of Donald trump.

It's not bait man. Remember the tax cut for corporations that had every conservative blowing their goddamn load a couple years ago? If you haven't looked up the video of Wyatt Ingraham Koch (a guy who stands to inherit BILLIONS thanks to that bill passing), you should. Not to mention it's common knowledge people like the Kochs, Mercers, and other massive conservative mega-donors will gladly erode social saftey nets, pollute the water supply, and keep wages stagnant just to further line their deep as shit pockets.

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I've only ever seen liberals "punching down" on working class whites and people who live in flyover states.

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Gabriel Iglesias

Humor is for faggots.

>it's not bait
then shoo retard. "conservatives" and "liberals" both need the rope and so do you.

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You haven't told me a joke yet frog-boy. I'm about to make you 0 for 2.

Alabama's such a shitty state they have to force people to get born there.

>facebook boomer tier comic.
the left is like that guy who thinks hes hilarious but everyone is laughing at him, not with him

You need to unironically go back to making bad leftist memes on plebbit.

Cool it with the Turner Diaries references, faggot. Every Republican president in my lifetime has fist-fucked the economy and enacted policies that SOMEHOW suck even more then Democrats. In case you remember everything Obama did in 8 years, you know how much saying that means. Tax cuts for the rich? Banning able bodied people from the military? Not cutting ties with the Saudis after 9/11 and sending our troops to die in a sandy pit just so Haliburtion stock can go up? Yeah, I'll take the leftists.

>punching down
>on cishet white men
lmao how do you punch down on the group that literally sits at the top of society?

LOL credit is given where credit is due

Donald Trump

Not until you frog boys start telling me some jokes.

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Tucker or what fuck he called

Shills will be shills for libs

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Tucker Carlson? Oh boy oh boy, have you seen this puppy yet? Be warned, it's fucking grand.
youtube.com/watch?v=6_nFI2Zb7qE

>Most people are smart enough to know the systems set into motion compound wealth upward and create huge disparities between labor and profit
Cool, so when do we stop illegal immigration and break up leftist tech monopolies? Did you ever stop to think that maybe life is complex and ever-changing, and you're not quite as smart as you think you are? What's if it was dumb lefties voting with their fee-fees who were allowing the government and giant corporations to plunder us all along?

bruh, commies cant meme

Bad artwork but that's kind of funny, could have just been a 3-panel job

This is actually the only funny lib comic I’ve ever seen. Earned a subtle chuckle.

Ok kid

Define "top of society"

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Man that sucks. Punnig is one of the worst forms if comedy.

because they believe in shit like man made climate change and "gender spectrums"
Now DAMN that shit is FUNNY

duterte
what? killing commie is funny

This.

>cishet white men
Kek what subbreddit are you faggots coming from?

Liberals are trash subhumans, I somehow hate you even more than I do conservatives and I'm a fucking ancom.

Cohen now in federal prison for tax fraud, numerous other crimes.

Was bangin a ukrainian jewish crime family chick workin the taxicab rackets in new york.

# mass immigration

You stole my line about life being complex and ever-changing, so you must think I'm smart enough to plagiarize. Your egg on face continuing, illegal immigration is a problem with people overstaying their visas after flying here, which doesn't get solved by chanting "wall" like this is China in the 14th century. I'd say cracking down on business owners who hire illegals is the first, most crucial step. Insofar as breaking up the "leftist" tech monopolies, Elizabeth Warren said she'd aim to do exactly that. She's running on the Dem ticket in this next election, so vote for her if that's what you want.

No but they aren't

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You did not just post an Ok kid without a picture. All the mistruths in this thread I can certainly handle. But bad chanboard etiquette? Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

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Absolutely pathetic people

sheeeeeit

It only appears that way because most college bound students identify as liberal when they're fucking 18. 10-15 years later those numbers even out.

this thread was linked on an ahs-affiliated modmail

But wait this just made Tucker seem like an idiot

Yeah I called it, and it's probably the most pathetic subreddit too. And you mod it lmao, how embarrassing.

>Liberals punch up

Like when they punch down on youtube, twitter, the internet in general, payment processors, etc.

*is the most pathetic subreddit. Bunch of fucking losers.

NOPE, ROPE.

An old Asian guy in a golf shirt calling someone a "gay son of a whore" was funnier than anything a kike TV comedian has ever come up with

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They're not. They have no sense of humor Everything is PC and virtue signaling. And worst of all; THE LEFT CAN'T MEME.

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Fuck

what the fuck are you talking about

you've never had to endure the derision of urbanite liberals as a poor rural boy

I could easily argue the reverse, conservatives often joke about college elites and the intelligentsia while liberals make fun of blue collar middle Americans.

There's a difference between a comedian and a propagandist

>chanboard etiquette
Can't tell if you're a redditor, a tranny discordfag or a boomer. Either way you need to go back

snarkyness is the resort of the defeated

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Show your flag nigger.

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abandon thread, le reddit army. go to the pagan thread. Jow Forumsatheism is helping us there.

Oh yea, liberals are funny as a toothache.

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>tv

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The left cant even meme.

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Kill yourself

Asking for my flag? Ummm....sweetie that's not proper chanboard etiquette. Maybe if you trade me some of your Reddit gold I might be inclined to so you.

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What do a Jow Forumslock and a brick have in common? IQ

What's the difference between a Jow Forumslock and a brick?
The brick might get laid.

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Cant take a joke, cant even meme. Hides behind memeflags
Cant handle politics in general
All liberals are good for is making government bigger and barbeque meat after SHTF

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I know using the n-word helps us redditors fit in on the chanboard, but you're doing real damage to your soul by using it.

Meant for

Must admit this one got a chuckle out of me

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Mentally ill people are more creative and interesting generally

>Uhm sweetie
Stop being a basedboy and show your fucking flag or fuck off

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Words words words

Hey man, I'm from coolmathgames. No fuckin' idea why I keep getting called a redditor.

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