Coworkers start talking about politics

>coworkers start talking about politics

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I engage them as honestly as I can without revealing more than 10% of my power.

sneed

Try shutting up and working

>hide my power level
>leftists coworker starts talking to me
>"we live in the midst of a tyrannical dictatorship"
>"i really feel like this is the end"

They're terrified bros.

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>having coworkers

must be nice to live in a real country with real jobs and real opportunities.

I just do the same thing every week, every day. I wake up. I get drunk. The government pays me. I go back to sleep.

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Your a faggot

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>live in the south
>most of my coworkers are gun-toting conservatives

Feels good, man. I still avoid talking about politics like the plague, though. Work for a large corp so you never know what some busybody might report to HR, just not worth it.

>Feels good, man. I still avoid talking about politics like the plague, though. Work for a large corp so you never know what some busybody might report to HR, just not worth it.

Spoiler alert.
If anybody cries to HR about some retarded shit. There's a 99.999% chance it was a woman.

Workplaces filled with adult men are usually chill as fuck. You can talk about literally anything, and even strongly disagree, and everybody still gets their work done.

I wish I had a dollar for every time a co-worker got us both in trouble for talking. Some people just don't keep an eye out for management, I don't get it.

Dont u retards LARP just the same
>America is on the brink of civil war
>Race war imminent
etc.

>brings up poorly recollected talking points about the Holocaust that he saw in Ay Tone memes on Jow Forums

>so incoherent coworkers don't even call him antisemetic

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>>America is on the brink of civil war
Yes
>>Race war imminent
no

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>Dont u retards LARP just the same
Did you miss the part where I said I hide my power level?
They confide in me because they assume I'm with them.

See you guys doomsay and LARP just as much as liberals do
But sure thing bro sure tell me how the gov is right outside your house to take your guns and how civil war is happening next week lmao

>"right wing" coworkers talk about building a wall and stopping all immigration and how they hate dumb niggers
>topic switches to sports
>OH MAN DID YOU SEE GENERIC NEGRO #51 LAST NIGHT MAN HE RAN THAT TOUCHDOWN LIKE A BADASS

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is this what they tell you at the amazon warehouse?

Did you miss the part where "u retards" is plural?

Funny how we get what we want in both of those hypothetical scenarios.

>I said "you" but I didn't actually mean YOU
We got a real leftist here folks. It's legit.

>Dont u retards LARP just the same
we arn't afraid of it happening as a matter of fact some are hoping and wait for it
we are warning that it will happen, not fearing it

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This is true. It makes me smug as a Jew knowing how scared they are becoming, it is curing my depression. I think the next time a leftists states how the world is about to end my response will be "God, please, let the end of the world happen in my lifetime."

You still havent told me how a civil war is happening soon. Entertain me with your little fantasy games lmao

And no im not a leftist, i just like pointing out hypocrisy

we do and its jewish and they support it

I'm sure they don't mind you talking in the welfare line.

>You still havent told me how a civil war is happening soon.
Because I don't think a civil war is happening soon.
Go through and read all my posts again.
You're asking me to defend a position that I don't actually hold, which is a form of strawman argument.

>TELL ME WHY YOU THINK CHILDREN SHOULD BE PUT IN CAGES. TELL ME NOW!!!

It's just weakness. All I said was that leftists at work confide in me that they're afraid, and you start attacking me for stating something that we both know is true.

This

I fucked up and used the J word when my boss asked me who "they" are...

then I told his son that the holocaust was fake

not trolling. they are pretty cool about it, they think I'm a crazy conspiracy theorist because I dropped flat earth on them too, and now I don't go SSJ anymore

If anybody starts calling you racist/homophobic and tries fucking you over for it, just go full conspiracy lunatic and start going on about flat earth and stuff and they will just write it off as crazy which is far better in a social setting than something that will get you fired.

>YOU'RE LITERALLY HITLER!
>NO YOU ARE, I LOVE ISRAEL
>NUH-UH I LOVE ISRAEL EVEN MORE
>mfw

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SKINNNNNNNNNERRRRRRRR

No matter what the subject is, their conversations are all banal, vapid and idiotic. Conversation topics are part of the problem, but I think though that a big part of it is that they're just lousy conversationalists. All I hear are lines from a badly written news story; there's no injection of meaningful commentary, irony, hyperbole, wordplay - rarely even intonation - any of the things that define and add depth to what anyone can find out just by listening to the radio or making up shit in their head.

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Yes and I've casually said "it's the jews" and "we need to gas the kikes" like its the most normal thing. Forgetting I'm talking to a normie. They usually flinch when I say that but not offended more like a slight horrified smile like "is he joking?".

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I also live in the south. Most people are neocons.

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Yeah that sounds like something I'd do.

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>dont talk peons, produce, then go home and consume
>never question the machine

You disgust me