>Australian federal election 2019: Plibersek considers Labor leadership tilt after Morrison's 'miracle' win – politics live
theguardian.com
>Election 2019: Canberra results show the ACT is safe as houses for Labor despite national swing to Coalition
abc.net.au
>Federal Election 2019: All the winners and losers
9news.com.au
FUCK QUEENSLAND AND FUCK AUS/POL/
cheers brothers
I'm planning on retiring in the next 6 months and possibly selling up my house her and moving to somewhere in Australia. Where would you recommend I move to?
reckon bowen will become opposition leader
>the quality of posts is extremely important to this community
LOL
good one, mods
This is aimed at me. Holly shit. To the user that posted this in the last thread I'm literally grinning from ear to ear I said those exact words to a green supporter who handed me a how to vote card
Based Aussie
How the fuck did he lose an unloseable election?The fucking LNP handed this election to him on a silver platter, but he still fucked it up.
Is he the worst leader Labor has ever had? How could he fuck up that bad
Delicious
Vienna
The left genuinely hate white people and suburban people, they can't hide it it seeps through in their body language and in their policies or lack of.
Fuck I hope scomo hits them where it hurts in the budget.
>Liberal: Let's get the economy back on track, let's give you financial security and stability
>Labor: Let's make all the radical changes! Who knows what will ultimately happen, but it sounds good on paper! Also, free abortions and primary school LGBwhatever education!
>Scomo: Goofy but ultimately okay kinda guy
>Shorten: Stiff uncharismatic robot... still not really exactly who he is or what he's truly like as a person
The Libs played it best by not trying to rock the boat and by pandering to the only thing people want right now - economic security and stability
are they getting rid of dividend franking?
I think it's because all the minor parties encourage people to put liberal above labour and green's. I honestly think if it wasn't for labours voter base voting for meme partys then labour would have won. How far off am I with this assumption? Meme partys did very well
Did my boi David Leyonhjelm win?
I hope he sells the ABC to Murdoch. Image the fall out
>exactly sure*
no, sorry sven
The cunt stole money from defence force superannuation to pay for "dem programs".
I'd trade dead boomers for a white Australia.
What the fuck is wrong with you people? He is based as fuck.
Yeah me too fuck em I'm sick of their shit
libertarianism isn't popular in australia. most people here prefer to lick boots
Qrd on Queensland? That pic makes it seem like they're guilty of being based.
An actual holocaust against the globalist kikes when?
>How the fuck did he lose an unloseable election?
It was never actually as unlosable as the MSM made out. Libs had the advantage of incumbency, and that takes quite a bit of work to get over.
Most normies don't pay attention to politics, so for them to vote for a change in government usually means they are:
>exceptionally unhappy with the current government
>very keen on the opposition
People just weren't unhappy enough with Morrison, nor excited enough about Labor for a change.
ScoMo isn't even right wing, why the fuck do people care if he won?
right wing meme votes caused the labor party to lose
that's not very libertarian of you
That's not fucking true.
Only boomers are boot lickers. Most cunts here hate the government
>that's not very libertarian of you
I'll be a private corporation doing it, not the state, so it's okay.
ATTENTION FOREIGN CUNTS AND SEPPOS.
If you come to aus/pol/ threads, learn to google - you will not be spoonfed
He failed state elections. Last night was feds.
When do they start counting again? 25% and 6 seats still?? 74.8% counted since midnight, hasn't changed all morning. fucking liberals and penalty rates
QUEENSLAND QUEENSLAND QUEENSLAND QUEENSLAND QUEENSLAND QUEENSLAND
oh, okay then
exactly
im only here to tell triangle greenswhatabro
i would shout that fool a steak and a beer if he lived in syd
Spergs applying American wingcuck bullshit to our politics, plus most boomers have a weird brand loyalty mindset towards the Liberals.
He is based as fuck but I don't think he was running in this election. He gave up his senate seat to run for NSW state government and lost.
probably got sundays off
>and that's a good thing
Hi what's going on, who won
why are people angry at queensland?
did one nation win or something?
qld 4 the democracy
thanks for the liberal party qld
it dont fucking matter
hopefully the qeenslanders saw something i did not
australian jeb
>Is he the worst leader Labor has ever had?
Yes, but he still should've won.
I would love to fire recreational McNukes into the setting sun with you.
nah they voted majority liberal, labor won like 5 seats compared to their 20 something lol
He's not in my state, I preferenced Lib Dems second and so did all my mates. They're not popular and have an unfortunate name.
i am salty
but i hope scomo does well and all of my bullshit is just that
i'm a pacifist and not a fan of nuclear, sorry, but if you want to play with nukes, go ahead
>just don't hurt anyone or the environment
They're retards who unironically voted for Clive Palmer and gave their preferences to Liberals because they base their vote on how to vote cards.
ALP psyched themselves out with their "amazing policies". Morrison created a vacuum by have a few small policy items and mostly advocating to stick with what's working. This led the ALP to go mental and fill the void with an arrogant plethora of leftist agenda policies that nobody could want. The more quiet Morrison was, the more the ALP sperged out with completely undesirable nonsense policies.
afr.com
>Retirees angry about franking refunds are 'perfectly entitled to vote against us': Chris Bowen
Labor pissing on the boomers and their franking credits/negative gearing
nope
whats happening down under lads
He'd already quit. But no, his party the LDP hasn't won any seats.
praise kek and based user
Was he running against an Aussie Bernie or an Aussie Trump? Or both? Sorry. All the news here is about beaners
>chick's on Instagram have been posting about the abortion laws all week
>Only 2 of them mentioned the election
Why the fuck are Millennials so obsessed with yank shit??
Well said
against aussie tim kaine
No such thing as an Australian Trump unfortunately.
Still giggling from last night lads. Reddit still in flames over this, absolutely beautiful
why are they so obsessed with murdering their own children? that's what i want to know
>When do they start counting again?
There's a big count on election night, but after that it becomes a slow drip over a two week period. However the AEC website shows LNP currently on 76 seats. The senate will take at least two weeks to find out who won the last spot in each state.
>chick's on instagram
I don't think it has much to do with it being yank shit. It has to do with sluts getting mad about the possibility of the same type of abortion laws making their way over to your nation. After all, it's their bodies, right?
if you are a pasifist then you ar e a silly boi
I wouldn't want to hurt anything you like, user. You know that right, user? Don't worry it'll just be environmental friendly uranium that turns into carbon upon contact, no harm done to the environment nor added any extra carbon dioxide to the atmosphere. Win-win as they say, actually nobody says that but me :/
God Palmer had the most obnoxious advertising campaign I've seen in the longest time. Every third billboard in my town had his face on it and constant ads on televisions nearly every adbreak too.
be honest boys, how many of you voted liberal to OWN THE LEFTIES ECKS DEE as opposed to actual policy? seems like all of the shitposting last night (a gazillion threads, i passed out at 11 pm and read the rest when i woke up this morning) was just people happy that they pissed "the other team" off and didnt care about anything else
the tears are funny sometimes but cmon, you guys arent retirees, on some crazy salary and/or dont live in the north shore
Socialism repudiated
i cannot respect the usa flag
too much cuckingwho is your ally?
you would say Israel ova us
i would not do that to you
WHO ADELAIDE
This. His ads are fucking everywhere yet the man doesn't have a single discernible policy. What a clown.
>>Australian federal election 2019: Plibersek considers Labor leadership tilt after Morrison's 'miracle' win – politics live
the party of stability
If you're addicted to Christianity, then Rockhampton. There's lot little-ish towns if you're into that like Geraldton, Mackay, Dubbo, Orange. If you're into big cities Perth is pretty underrated and lots of English love coming here. Otherwise Tasmania.
i mean shorten stepped down, someone has to take his place
goddamn I’m proud to be a QLDer
consider me silly then desu
thanks for caring, user. i love you.
Where is my smart triangle boi motherfucker has 2x the iq of regular posters
I unironically align my political views with what makes the most people upset on the internet
i hadnt even heard of these memesters until the day before the election, they got more senate votes than anning in qld lmao
Free money from the government is a hallmark of the Left.
Boomer cunts only care about what directly benefits them.
>thanks for caring, user. i love you.
I love you too, hun.
get rid of that idea if someone squares up with i want you promise me that you will throw the first punch
Turns out it was Alex Turnbull who put $850.000 on a Labor win.. He just deleted his twitter account.. kek
big ups user. I'm glad someone here knows how the circus operates.
brotha i need you to say
you will throw the first punch
NOOOO eggbros he got Y O L K E D
the greens did alright by the looks of it, didnt lose any seats and may have picked one up
Fantastic salt. I shall make brine to preserve the moment.
Regardless we still hate boomers right?
he handled himself like a man
every hates that boi anyway
i voted labor to close tax loopholes and to hopefully buy a cheaper first house. also, my mum wants to change jobs and apparently labor were going to make it easier for over 55s to do that.
also renewable energies etc
i just wish labor weren't so vocal this year. the more shorten spoke, the less popular he was.
>also, their leftist social policies harmed them. anyone who actually cares about abortion and safe schools and gender equality voted greens anyway
lad
Look at this based boy.
Nice. Somehow the Greens manage to be the least cucked of the three.
Good job Ausfuckers!
Here's how Bill Shorten can still win
>load up youtube
>suggested: sbs video about wanting to see indigenous, youngins and women in power
youtube.com
>comments disabled
>that like/dislike ratio
wew