A black girl came to my door today and talked about Jesus. We had a pretty decent conversation...

Don't worry, I carry like every good American should.

She seemed pretty pious. I don't know if they do that kind of stuff.

Yes.

Go on ahead, user. Remember don't hate blacks, hate niggers

You can go but you got to pay the toll

They’re Jehovah’s Witnesses, an insane cult, who systematically shun their children who do not want to be apart of their religion. 2/3rds infact.

No. You should not affiliate with any of them whatsoever, if they’re not white, they don’t belong here.

Give it a try, what happens is up to God

Stfu turk

Go with her user. She’s probably your future wife and mother of your children and it is the lords destiny you go with her. Black trad wife

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Call everybody the N word in church and do the Fortnite dance.

bring a gun just to be safe. you should conceal carry everywhere anyway

would legit have enthusiastic sex with this woman

Pay the toll

>They’re Jehovah’s Witnesses, an insane cult

No, they behave much closer to what God intended. Most protestants are just as degenerate as leftists are. There is a reason why 9 out of 10 protestant churches in my city have an LGBT flag and the JW do not. Nor do Mormons.

Hello diaspora nigger, where are you from? Gonna guess Albania

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Nice LARP, shill. Happy Hannukah.

if you get seriously injured you’re expected to refuse blood transfusions and literally die

loved ones, including mothers, fathers and sisters, are also expected to die. if they take blood they will literally be disfellowshipped which is a ban from talking to anyone you know

Looking fine

why don't you have a black Christian gf who likes anime Jow Forums?

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bleach her, user

It's a scam to rob you.

God gave man domain over the animals. You chose to reject His will and let a freebie go. Enjoy the eternal fire faggot.

Stfu dogfucker

Awkwardly hot, would

Yes, there are a lot of black people that are super based when it comes to religion. Sadly that number shrinks every day.

A cult member came on my board and told another lie to promote his cult.

Should someone burn another one of their buildings down?

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Don't do that. You get your ass beat trying that in the black church. Pussy ass white churches, you can smoke in the pews and use the collection plate as an ashtray, nobody will say shit. You fuck around around in the black church and you get faded. Jesus himself will hold your arms while the Deacon punches you.

Jehovah's Witnesses are literally heretics

AROUND
BLACKS
NEVER
RELAX

And his mama cries
'Cause if there's one thing that she don't need
It's another hungry mouth to feed
In the ghetto (in the ghetto)
Thank you, thank you very much.
Socially conscious Elvis

Scout the place out and identify multiple exit routes if you got a mob that tries to lynch you. Take notes and split people into categories of high threat level to low threat level. You should be alright to go

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This is literally my dream.

Why not, go see what they have to say

I don’t even care anymore. Sure, I’ll marry her. Why not?

It's one way to see Jesus quicker... (because you're gonna die)

Better than dying alone and childless I guess.

>*tips*

it's the Jehovah's Witnesses. they're a cult and have many lawsuits against them for covering up child abuse and pedophilia

normally I wouldn't ever but goddamn in this case I would. I would without hesitation

if she's kjv only, protestant christian, then yes. if it's mormons or some other religion, dont'

test the spirits involved.

>and the sons of God saw that the daughters of man were fair, and took them for wives.

now i understand.

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Based

where do I get one, that's like finding a needle in a haystack.

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The woman in the photo looks like she's a decent human being.

>sons of God saw that the daughters of man
Yes. The angels saw that the humans were good looking. And then giants were born.

2pbp

this is the only black person I've ever found attractive. Surely they are either photoshopped to have white features, or they are a blackfaced caucasian. They can not be a genuine negro.

also checked.

You know what to do user. Stay home.

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Just go down to melbourne and meet some African queens

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There is no church, fool. While she was keeping you occupied at the front door, ol' Tyrone slipped in the back door and stole all your valuables and stuff. It happens to boomers around here all the time.

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>tfw no wholesome Christian gf

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Based esti

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colonize as many of them as you can

>tfw no wholesome cute faced naive busty queen gf

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Don't listen to this Jew

yes

your house if probably gonna get robbed while you are gone

Anime conventions

Fuck Abrahamic religions all that shit is poison. The only religion you should follow is Hinduism

This. That niggers brothers or boyfriends were scoping your house while she was scamming you.

Do it, it's worth it.

Why do niggers hate their natural hair/fleece? Why?

ITT kikes using VPNs to larp as coal burners and Jow Forums falling for it.
The absolute fucking state of this board.

There are some really religious blacks but usaully theyre nigdom nogs they faith, especially when theyre enough nigs, then they really get noggin

>A black girl
A sub-saharan girl
FTFY

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So... Sauce on the gif?

because it doesn't fucking look like op. It's wiry and tangled as fuck. think pubic hair, but much worse.

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No wonder most male niggers wear hats and don't let their wool grow. I'd kill myself if I had nigger "hair".