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If you're not getting your guns back, you still haven't won anything. Just remember that.
>If immigration isn't going down you still haven't won anything
ftfy
Feeling pretty jealous of you ockers right now. Fuck Winston Peters.
Nuclear power.
For a cleaner more prosperous nation.
shame about anning mates
next time tho
If Tarrant taught us anything is that you can solve that problem yourself.
We will never get back the right to have bears as arms.
It's thanks to Tarrant that immigration will stay the same.
>If emigration (forced) isn't taking place you still haven't won anything
ftfy
No it’s your fault for not seizing the opportunity he sacrificed him self to give us
>wake up on my mattress on the floor surrounded by wine boxes and vodka cruiser bottles
>glance over at my non-exclusive GF who came back around 4am, sleeping soundly
>smile
>sigh as I check the news on reddit on my cracked iPhone 6
>wake up GF
>navigate our way around the holes in the floor and out onto the street
>order a vegan soi latte and some vegan french toast at the cute cafe down the street
>$60 total for the 2 of us
>eat it in peace, surrounded by mid-20's mothers and their screaming children
>wander the streets for the next few hours, loitering in vegan candle shops
>get kicked out of salvos at 2pm for loitering there for 3 hours
>go to the local march advocating muslim abortion rights
>head down to the local bottle-o
>buy the night's drinks ($80 total)
>head home and tucker in
If Trump listens to his advisers, and goes to war with Iran, will Morrison have the testicles to say no?
>tfw we won
BASED
Tarrant was mossad... lil you fucking glownigger
Tarrant was a mentally unstable faggot and I wish he was hanged.
No.
How many votes did anning end up getting? It was around 60k when I stopped paying attention last night
Implying it's worth saying no. It's basically just going to be a training exercise for the RAAF and it buys us another 10 years of treaty with the USA. Turnbull was a retard for saying no to Iraq.
There are actually people on r/the_donald who think scomo is le_based
Real question is why should I care if some nerds go to the desert to die for Israel
I am so proud of most of you after your election! YOU DIDN'T BEND THE KNEE! GOD BLESS AUSTRALIA!
More than 19 :^)
This wasn't a win.
Anning got eviscerated
Literally got less votes than dude weed lmao and animal huggers
>tfw doesnt matter what party is in power ill continue to get JUSTed
Based uninformed yank
I'm sure glad the right clown got in. It would have been a travesty for the other clown to get in.
We couldn’t bend any more
There wasn't a winning option, I'm still glad I don't get to pay double tax, death tax and probably carbon tax for another 3 years.
What outcome would you have considered a win?
Should foreign foe e'er sight our coast,
Or dare a foot to land,
We'll rouse to arms like sires of yore,
To guard our native strand;
Britannia then shall surely know,
Though oceans roll between,
Her sons in fair Australia's land
Still keep their courage green.
In joyful strains then let us sing
Advance Australia fair.
8 million out of 16 million first preferences counted for the senate
Minor parties are really going to find it almost impossible to be elected to the senate with these new federal preferential voting system.
This is a good example of what the future holds. This election only 6 senators from each state are up for reelection opposed to the normal allocation of 12 senators from each state. But even in the next federal election it will beyond reach of minor parties to get elected.
This election has had the highest amount of minor first preference votes than others election. Yet will achieve nothing as votes end up flowing to labour greens nationals or liberals. . To fully understand how fucked we are you need to understand that it is almost if not impossible for minor parties to gain access to the federal house of representatives. And now it's just as unlikely to get a go in the senate.
Guys we are seriously in fucking deep Shit. I think people on both sides of the political spectrum should be quietly worried.
The majority of the big four parties are heavily dictated to by globalists. And now we can't vote them out.
The left wing and the right wing now belongs to the same Bird
Toilet user?
yes 60k is more than 19
this doesnt answer the question though no one is surprised he didnt get in kek
Keep thinking Chris Bowen and Anthony Albanese are the same person tbqh.
Voter reform now.
The Green's could have lost all of their seats and One Nation picked up all of the Queensland ones.
The Green's losing all their seats and One Nation could have picked up more seats.
Who /compfy/ neet here?
Thanks for paying taxes wagie
HIGH ENERGY HOWARD
lol never voting for that cunt again
Please, God no.
>that ID
>ass
If we do that then we're definitely not getting our guns back.
pic related would have been a win, but that kind of win doesn't come until all hope appears lost and the night is as dark and as cold as it can possibly get.
If one works for the government, does that count?
If you think about it, all the taxes I pay get recycled back to me anyway
I'm so sick of stupid fucking yanks popping up in this thread as if anyone gives a fuck about their uninformed opinions.
Yeah, but it wasn't a loss, either. I was expecting a complete fucking. But, it wasn't!
I am informed. It could have been A LOT worse!
True!
Bowen is the numbat, Albanese is the wombat
we're a full shitty gook country now
even the nice, non racist sustainable australia only got 1-2%
Government workers are a net loss
Immigration highest under liberals
>a win
Lol libs are merchants
asteroid hitting Canberra
nah JUST another JUST user. last few months have been pretty shit and im struggling to see it getting better
Please god yes!
Guaranteed to run the Labour party into the ground and ensure they never win another Federal Election again.
dole cards soon
Are you dumb??
>Sends troops to Middle east to die for Israel.
>For Australia's interest.
R*ddit still worth looking at for a giggle lads
Can we have some sort of Queensland pride thread?
Do we have any pro-Queensland memes? (I'm from NSW, so I'm not being biased or anything, but we NEED to honor our Queensland bros for their amazing achievement)
Was Labor gonna get rid of Work for the Dole? If not then I honestly don't give a shit who won. We're stuck with the fucked NBN regardless and I don't think Labor could have done anything about the environmental issues in three years.
>fuck the effective uncucked third party
>put in the ineffective meme third party
We were always this fucked, it's just that voting tickets were masking the problem before this election. Truth is most voters are fucking retarded sheep.
>voted for meme parties first
>Hate Libs but hate Labor more. Immigration primary factor for me
>Wake up not not elated, just happy Labor didn't get in
>Salty lefty tears everywhere everyone hates qld. The more I see the happier i am for Libs getting in.
>tfw Queenslander
>I am so proud of most of you after your election!
It wasn't a choice anyone wanted to make.
I'm really pissed off that fuck all supposed aussies didn't vote for smaller parties just to show their disapproval with the big two and the direction they are taking our country.
I guess most aussies want us to be in debt and flooded with immigrants.
what achievement?
>This election only 6 senators from each state are up for reelection opposed to the normal allocation of 12 senators from each state.
>the normal allocation
This is the normal allocation. The last election was all twelve for each state because it was a double dissolution - that's not the norm, and only occurs if a PM chooses to exercise certain triggers. One of the things that had to be sorted out from last time is which of the cohort would serve a three year term, not a six year term.
Get on the dole user and move back in to your parents
neets are worse off under liberals than labor. remember the neets are what liberals use as their punching bag all the time despite costing the budget sweet fuck all
I never voted for that troughing liar.
We need more guns, and more access to all kinds of guns - we didn't lose all of them. We can overpay for cuck rifles.
making sure that a party which is terrible, beat another party which is mildly more terrible.
>Work for the Dole
Doesn't fucking exist cunt, I asked if they could put me to use in some way doing some sort of work for the dole and they said NO! They said I had to be on it for 12 months before they'd even consider it!
What a retarded system, let's go build some fucking Autobahns cunts!
>then you realize that Liberals are just as bad as labor on immigration and no matter how you try to justify that labor is in fact the worse of two evils the fact remains that liberals have actively done more to harm this country in the last 10 years than labor and the only actual win we could of had is more minor parties getting a seat to stop the two good goy parties from continually fucking over Australians
>Do we have any pro-Queensland memes?
>funny image macro=meme
Literally normie Facebook mentality
If you're not going to address any of the content of my post I'm not going to engage with you faggot.
Every time you buy milk some money goes towards the farmers, probably a onions fag anyway
the real problem is that all the minor right wing parties divide the vote amongst themselves
if ON, ACN, CDP, KAP, SA and RUA were all one party, they would've gotten ~4.8% nationwide
while this is still small, this is also basically how much the nats got, meaning a liberal govt. would need to pander more, but as divided as the vote is now, all these votes just flow directly to the libnats, hence no change
this
also, rip tony
you had a good run
>he WANTS to do hard labour
Fuck that, you aren't a real neet
Why the fuck didn't he control Adern when she b& guns and cracked down on free speech?
Doesn't he still have the balance of power!?!
I'm feeling really disillusioned at old boy Winston...
Queensland is like the stop gap against leftie bullshit
why were the polls wrong? doesn't australia have good polls because everyone has to vote?
>I was expecting a complete fucking.
The Liberal and Labor party are almost indistinguishable. This was a complete fucking. Both our major parties have Chinese spies, the one party that is anti-china spent over $60million couldn't even pick up [1] seat.
This was nothing but a "just kidding, there was never any hope of electing someone who you liked" election. Australia will always have Liberals, Labor or the Greens. Shit, we nearly lost (could have lost?) Malcolm Roberts due to faggoty preferences.
Australia will just continue to increase immigration while we become infiltrated with Chinese spies and people think that Scott Morrison is somehow "not as bad as Labor". Guess fucking what, he is. Both parties take excessive donations from China, both parties run Chinese spies as candidates, both parties vote for Chinese policy in return for Chinese lobbying.
The problem is each party is a watered down version of the next until you get to Anning.
>trigger the libs, own the libs
how does that hasten DOTR?
Aye I'll cop that.
that happened for over 2 years at one point, cant let that happen again. mum was constantly sticking up for me while dad was getting pissed with my presence, despite not doing anything to irritate him. they are too old to have to deal with me again
>we have jeb bush leading the country
OF COURSE we havent won anything.
Faggot BOOMERS actually think voting "liberal" is a right wing victory.
>Do we have any pro-Queensland memes?
>Tony Abbot lost haha!
>mfw $250,000 a year pension
Pre polls and opinion polls pretty much were all the expert predictions came from. Probably polled social media to the fucking lunatics.
i don't really care m8 if people are gonna be so stupid they deserve what they get
id rather parliament be more of a reflection of who gets the votes
getting a few senators from parties like ON hasn't achieved a thing
if anything it should help to create a new party that is intelligent, strong and well thought out, instead of having all these flaky meme parties
it would be good to start from scratch
anning was ok but picking on muslims is just a fail if you want to actually form goverment and have actual power
I know, all I can do is enjoy the tears. Major parties all went to at the bottom of my ballot. Country's fucked.
election excitement over back to my horrible life back to everyone being angry back to sadness nothing changes , help me
Reee nigga. Thats where i live. Pollies aren't here most of the year.... chill.
Granted boomer pubes(public servants) need to go.... but then i see them being replaced with poos, chinks, niggas and purple haired race traitors....
>the one party that is anti-china spent over $60million couldn't even pick up [1] seat.
Clive Palmer literally has a mine owned directly by the Chinese government.
Who's your service provider?
>fuck all supposed aussies didn't vote for smaller parties
over 3M of the 8M tallied gave their Senate [1] to parties that are not Coalition/Labor
that aint bad.
what he taught us was that shooting randoms is stupid. there are plenty of hostiles to be violent towards people praying.
>It wasn't a choice anyone wanted to make.
>I'm really pissed off that fuck all supposed aussies didn't vote for smaller parties just to show their disapproval with the big two and the direction they are taking our country.
>I guess most aussies want us to be in debt and flooded with immigrants.
It's even worse here. Smaller parties have a snowballs chance in hell of getting elected (they usually are always far left, so that explains that's). So, the Overton window shift is working in our favor. It's the only vehicle for disruption to the system here. It's slow as hell, though.