Norway couldn't singlehandedly-destroy USA in a week

>Norway couldn't singlehandedly-destroy USA in a week
TOP KEK AMERICAN PIG SHIT!!! Oh believe you me, us Norwegians are ITCHING for a war with USA. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of American soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send the niggers and other mongrel races first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY American pig shit they see. When Norway's done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it

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is that a studio prop or do you guys have a whole jet somewhere?

Hahahahaha fits his post perfectly

Funny, but believe it or not, when I was a slave for my norwegian master and working there,I saw f-35's flying around. Could't believe my eyes myself.

You have 2 hours to surrender
Our navy are targeting your carriers as we speak
2 hours mutt.
The clock is ticking.. Tick.. Tock

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Meanwhile, we often forget you even exist.

>Us Norwegians
Ok leaf.

What the fuvk is a norway?

Norway is barely even white anymore.

im sorry return to start you let a woman drive

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I donno maybe a type of road or something like a highway?

BASED

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American pigs

Surrender or face annihilation
Our airforce Will destroy your cities

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A classic. Fucking incompetent retarded women. But to be fair the USS Fitzgerald incident happened because the two commanding officers both roasties were on non speaking terms.

O Shit, I thought you were kidding! A Norwegian F-35 just flew over my house!

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US saved their ships tho

Vikings let theirs sink.

This isn't the first time, remember when British ship gets hit with dud exocet and sinks but US ship gets hit with real exocet and remains afloat?

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you nords are alright

Once USA sent Norway Navy to Bay of Bengal to scare India

Shut up GOOK
Before we bomb you too

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Oh Sweetie, So cute.

Sure thing marshmellow man

can any norway people who know about their military tell me something. do you know anything about them having digital snow camo with either blue or purple on it? and further more, where can i buy norway military snow camo jackets from?

is no one safe from norway? will australia be safe?

We dont?

Only if you help us kill mutts

cute. just keep the finngol away from us, fucking snow monkies are dangerous as shit.

alright, i'll go grab my non existent guns. hold on

The US is shit and you will see this when those fucking Iranians sink one of those fucking carriers using only small boats. It will be vietnman 2 for the americans with 3k kills from just one carrier, they will mourn and bitch and stop the war.
At this point because of bolshevik kazars migrating from russia to america to subvert it and make it its attack dog, everyone on the planet is justified in hating americans and wanting them to get bombed, nuked, set on fire, shot, guttet, etc. They are the stupidest of the goyms and your complicity is criminal and unforgivable.
USA, Israel, Russia, The middle East, parts of Africa and China need to be expunged from existence!

if that happened they would just accuse iran of "missile whoring" and demand they stop "cheating" lmao

kek look at it its pretending to be a country

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Scenarios prove that Iran with its fleet of very small boats have the capability of destroying the carriers with ease. Sure some losses but a few boats get in and BOOM! No more 6536 gazzilion dollars carrier and thousands of dead yankees,

Even our black metal is better than yours. Fuck even the french make better black metal than you.

I miss these threads

>the USS Fitzgerald incident happened because the two commanding officers both roasties were on non speaking terms.
are you fucking joking?

Damn bruh, chill! Would saying sorry help diffuse this situation? I know we talk a lot of shit bruh, but we never realized how BENT Norwegians were on our destruction. Sorry, please call off the dogs of war.

>larping outside of /b/
wew

>scenarios prove
>polls say
Kek, cope more faggot. I have insider knowledge that any country hostile to the US has all forms of force projection under surveillance 24/7. Carriers won’t even be in the same hemisphere and every naval vessel will be at the bottom of the ocean

They were part of the Joint Strike Fighter program so it's not a surprise really.

3000 dead goyim is insignificant price. Israel can still send in another 320million slaves to keep the war going

wut

Says the guy with a literal asshole on his flag.

It's a shame Lockheed didn't go with a frameless bubble canopy similar to the F-22, hopefully that comes out on later versions.

Norvegia fuck yeah!

Did mom put sherry in the meatballs again Sven? It’s your bedtime anyways time to turn in. Your speaking nonsense again online.

are you posting from the moon or something

One of my favorite pastas, newfags fuck off

Chart needs updating bud.
>1 frigate too many