I've been working on a project for the last 11 years and I have decided that now is the time to tell the world about what we have been working on. Don't ask me about any details, who I work for, when and how, I won't tell you and you are wasting your time.
I'll be brief, because time if of the essence. The reason why fertility rate have been plummeting in the last couple of decades is because we are about to announce a major discovery that will change this world forever.
Yes, the water that you drink is tainted. Yes, we've been enacting measures to control the birth rate on a worldwide scale. But trust me, we have good intents. The end will justify the means.
In 3 months, a major announcement will be made. In the last 20 years, we've made enormous progress in the field of life extension. We have finally solved the riddle of life and cellular death.
Long story short, immortality is now a real possibility and this is why there's a global operation to slow down the birthrate. A full treatment now cost about 340K, but we're confident that we'll be able to bring down the cost to 3-4K in the next 10 years. And yes, it's based on CRISPR technology.
INB4 OP is larping.
I'm not. You can dismiss this thread entirely and not even reply. I don't care. But keep an eye on the News in 3 months. That's all I'm asking you to do. In 3 months, everything that I have just said will make much more sense. Remember this thread.
fuck you kike, the jokes on you, i get my water from the local river. your retarted if your drinking tap or bottled water in 2k19
Mason White
>Don't ask me about any details, who I work for, when and how, I won't tell you and you are wasting your time. then don't ask me to read your wall of text nigger
Joshua Edwards
It's OK, I don't expect anyone to take this thread seriously. But please keep an eye open in August when we make the official announcement.
Nolan Kelly
>INB4 OP is larping. Sorry but you have to be. Nobody of any importance uses pol. Look at this place. It's a worthless shit hole of mediocrity.
Luis Scott
>your retarted
Adrian Allen
!remindme 3 months
Leo Gomez
I don't consider myself important. And I know the influence of this place. I'm not asking you to believe me. I have nothing to gain from it. Like I've said, a public announcement will be made in 3 months anyways. I'm just giving you all a heads up.
Lincoln Scott
So let me get this straight. There's a century-long immortality project in place which apparently has two phases to it. Phase one, taint the drinking water so as to reduce fertility rates. Phase two, ~80 years from now we will have discovered DNA, decoded it and manipulated it in a cost effective manner in order to realise immortality with zero net population growth thereafter. Oh, and during the entire time not a word is leaked out by anyone except for the interdimensional faggot lord OP 3 months prior to completion.
OP you really need to pull that cock out of your ass and think is one through again before reposting.
Ian Edwards
Is this a subtle ad for Alex Jones water filters?
Lincoln Williams
That's correct. You have no idea who I am. And that makes it even funnier.
Gavin Evans
>global fertility in decline Weird, I'm constantly being told we've got too many niggers to feed.
Jackson Ortiz
>Oh, and during the entire time not a word is leaked out by anyone except for the interdimensional faggot lord OP 3 months prior to completion.
That's incorrect. Our project is not secret. As a matter of fact, a powerful and very well known corporate and public entity attempted to buy us, a couple of months ago. But the we turned them down. I'll let you guess why. I think that it's pretty obvious. And it will be even more obvious why, in 3 months.
Owen Thompson
is chemtrails apart of this too op?
Evan Cruz
No. Expect a major announcement related to immortality in the next couple of months. That's all I can say for now.
Jonathan Reed
TD'LR
White people in decline. Meanwhile bug and beaner people on the rise in population.
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>The ability of coal fly ash to release heavy metals and radioactive elements upon exposure to body moisture has potentially grave human health implications including cancer, cardiovascular disease, diabetes, respiratory diseases, reduced male fertility, and stroke. >reduced male fertility
Grayson Turner
Then how come african and brown people populations are growing so fast?
Wyatt Martinez
K keep me posted
Liam Kelly
Not larping. Just watch the news. 3 months if everything goers as planned.
Anthony Peterson
Absolute bullshit
Of course you had to have 10 children in 1950 because 9 of them will die
I wished people who are too retarded to understand statistics would stop doing statistics
Nolan Johnson
They're not. It's a lie and the media is just gas-lighting you all.
Nicholas Lee
That has to be one of the shittiest designs for a graph I have even seen.
Nathan Scott
Fuck the Salk Institute and fuck you faggot OP
Oliver Cook
I'm not that old, but the project that I am working on, at least, the current iteration, started in the 70's. it's been a long time in the making. Most of you think that this is recent. It's not.
Cooper Taylor
You're larping about causing it but it really is because of the water being poisoned. Partially government filtration being shit but also because of the greater volume of zoomer drinks, being a lard doesn't help it at all. Basically just due to diets in general I guess, not just water.
Being immortal sounds like a lot of pressure. If there's one thing in life you can count on, it's that you're not gonna see how shit the world's gonna get past a century or so.
Jaxson Davis
No. Privately owned and funded.
Charles Scott
Don't believe the fake news. We've been very active in Africa for the last 20 years. The birth rate is declining and fast.
Camden Lopez
>implying life extensions methods and tech hasnt been around for literally hundreds of years
So are you saying that your employer has been around since the 70's, after barely even discovering DNA? Doing nothing but sinking money into immortality R&D and fucking with water supplies?
Lincoln Perry
female education
David Scott
the worst part about this thread is that this board is retarded enough to believe it
Jaxson Cook
I mean, I recall in late 2014 there was some faggot posting riddles and claiming that a virus was going to wipe out most of the Afro-Eurasian population starting in early 2015. I don't want to be let down again, and unless you can post some proof of your claim no one is going to care.
I doubt anything you're saying is true, but does it have to do with telomerase?
Logan Hughes
it is because: >The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
Keep and eye on the news and you'll be able to judge for yourself.
Hunter Brooks
>but does it have to do with telomerase?
That's a pretty vague question, because everything that relates to immortality is related to telomeres.
Caleb Gutierrez
So you're telling me, that you have enough money, power and influence to convince all countries or even all developed countries to allow you to manipulate their population growth via water or any other way? All this while being a private company, which needs a lot of money for research, but having enough leftover to bribe officials in other countries, just by promising immortality decades into the future, which could backfire and you wouldn't have a solution? I'm not buying it.
Justin Baker
if you work for crispr, have we spliced human dna with animals perfectly yet.
Owen Wilson
dude its fucking clown world, you can't doubt shit now. I mean i doubt it a little bit but i believe him enough.
Aiden Bell
Not every countries. I'm not going to name anyone. China have their own program, but it's very similar. That's all I will say.
Elijah Bell
Yes. Many times. It['s been in the news lately, but you have no idea how much we've perfected it since then. I've seen many hybrids myself. I think it's pretty cool.
Anthony Martin
Thanks I guess, bearer of vague immortality news?
Aaron Morgan
Empower and educate women and your countries fertility rate shits the bed. Simple as that.
Josiah Ortiz
>So you're telling me, that you have enough money, power and influence to convince all countries or even all developed countries to allow you to manipulate their population growth via water or any other way?
Who? Me? Lol. No. I'm not the owner of the company. I wish I was that rich, but that's not me. Sorry. I just work for them.
Dominic Bell
That's not the reason. And that's not why it's happening. It has nothing to do with this. If you only knew what I know.
Carter Thomas
Immortality is literally hell. Escape this mortal coil and ascend to nirvana
Asher Hill
The company I work for, has been researching drugs related to AIDS and Cancer for many years. I think it's fair to say that no one expected what we've found. Call it luck I guess. But a lot of scientific effort went into this. And a shit ton of money as well. I'm not the one that made the discovery. I'll never be famous. But I guess I'll be famous one day for telling you all, before it became public.
Benjamin Williams
tell us more
Owen Scott
I have to be careful, I've already told you a lot. This major discovery is related to another discovery that was achieved in the 80's. Thanks to his work, it allowed us to continue and follow a certain path I would say. His name will be public when we make the announcement.
Carson White
How many people are involved/have knowledge of this work?
Now. Use your imagination and fill the plot holes (and pay attention to the date).
Oliver Lopez
Not that many. We've reached a point where it will be impossible to contain this knowledge. This is why it will be announced shortly. My best guess is 3 months, but it could be before that. There's no way they will be able to contain this information. It's too important.
Alexander Evans
>Announcement in August >Post 3 months early on Thai lady boy appreciation board I do not see the point in this at all.
Cooper Taylor
I'm also not sure how the governments of this world will react. Buckle your seat-belt. Things are about to get rough. I've been thinking about this moment for a very long time. And how the world would react to this news. Well, we are about to find out I guess. And I don't think any of us are prepared.
Oliver Reed
your using a secure terminal to write this shit right? Otherwise i bet the cia niggers are going to kill you.
Jordan Collins
Why did Rockerfeller only live to 100 or something. Surely if the discovery was only 2 years away youd be on a close enough track to keep him alive longer
Aiden Turner
There's no point. I'm anonymous. I'm just warning you. I'm excited about it and I want to share this info with someone. No conspiracy. Not shilling. I'm just a human being like you. What's wrong with that? I don't care about my job, because when this becomes public knowledge, I probably won't have a job anymore.
Logan Allen
I honestly don't care. Why would they kill me? 3 months is not that long. I might be spoiling the surprise, but how many people will really know? A couple of hundred people at best? And who cares? Soon it will be public anyways.
Thomas Bailey
Is this major announcement anything that will challenge people's religious convictions?
Levi Barnes
dude millions browse this board, and cringe lords and baby boomers make videos on this board almost every week. Also why don't you make the announcement right now, it would make clown world better, and probably make the war with iran cool down.
Jace Carter
Warning about what? You are going to announce it. Warning us is telling us something is happening that is not going to be announced. All you are doing is telling us early. Its legit pointless.
Hunter Price
Yes.
Brandon Scott
Is it anything to do with what happens after death?
Ayden Gonzalez
You have 3 months. Use this time wisely. Id' say that it's a fair warning time frame. Enough to do a lot of things. It's up to you to use this time, however you see fit.
Ethan Anderson
Rat park experiment, industrial revolution, minimal Darwinian selection.
Jaxson Price
Wait a minute, is this shit going to kill us all instantly or something like a weapon?
Joseph Sanders
>Don't ask me about any details, who I work for, when and how, I won't tell you and you are wasting your time.
Nice role play faggot
Ethan Baker
People often die years or months away from life saving medical wonders. What we are about to announce is not a time machine. But I think that it's fair to say that anyone alive at this moment, has a good shot at being immortal.
Camden Bell
Sounds cool but I'm betting that the illuminati or whatever powerful chaotic evil organization will never let this happen. Also women's rights are the cause of lower birth rates. Excellent larp though, well written.
Luke Ortiz
Tell bill gates its a faggot and getting the rope.
Ryan Collins
I can't really comment on this without revealing who I am. But not everyone will be happy with the outcome and what we are about to announce. Like in real life, there will be Winners and Losers. Not everyone will benefit from this discovery. For many of you, I am sorry to say, it's too late.
What's the point? Why would we need the heads up? Your posts don't add up, you are trying to manipulate.
Charles Reed
so i take it this shit is a weapon? Tell us as much as you can without revealing who you are. Are vaccines apart of this shit too. Say more .
Henry Jenkins
I can't say much, but Bill Gates is persona non grata in our sphere of influence. He might be rich, but he's also clueless. Don't believe everything you read in the news. Bill Gates is on the black list. We're happy to see him squander his fortune on futile pet projects. He's not part of the exclusive "Immortality Project".
Christopher Peterson
how should one prepare for this? after this announcement there will be peace or war? should I build up supplies or invest in a specific industry? I get you can't tell us more about the project, but you can tell us how this might affect us so we can prepare better for it? also, for how long have you been a Jow Forums and Jow Forums user? what's your political affiliation? are most of your colleagues left-leaning? what's your team's opinion on the whole 73 genders and anti-biology war carried by progressives?
Do you think that life will go on and that nothing will change, once we announce globally that Immortality is possible? Are you that naive? Don't you think that it will send society into chaos? Prepare accordingly. I can't believe that you are asking me this question.
Mason Carter
didn't you hear the man? Its inside us right now we are possibly going to fucking perish.
You have 3 months to prepare. And this is why, what I am telling you, is a warning. How thick are you?
Noah Adams
This would completely crash the global financial system as boomers worldwide sell their assets to buy this immortality procedure. Prices of assets would drop like a stone meaning youd have to sell more to afford the procedure which would make prices fall more and so on.
Buy guns, gold and bitcorn
Lincoln Hill
TELL US WHAT STOCKS TO BUY IF TRUE!
Dylan Taylor
No, his goal is to depolulate the planet.
Ryan Peterson
I took a really big dump minutes ago. I thing I got it out of my system.
prepare how. a few pointers would help. invest in toilet paper? buy ammo? make more money? spend all money because they will be useless? cimpout?
Brody Myers
>user notices the building he is in is on fire "don't worry user, the fire is good, if we all get burned we will get free stuff like a longer lifespan. stop trying to put the fire out and relax. we are burning this on purpose."
yeah bullshit. not buying it. im sure this immortality tech is just a tease, if it exists then we the people wont be allowed to have it whether we can still breed or not. the elite hate us, they are not burning us to help us via ops mental gymnastics, they are just harming us for the sake of it. its called evil. im not expecting good things from these people
David Miller
reminder that when society falls AMMO is the currency
Nicholas Ortiz
first reasonable advice in this thread
Landon James
this is a good thing, there are far too many people on earth. nature is re-balancing
Adrian Lewis
I really envy your 2nd amendment. Never lose it, it's what keeps you free and gives you a chance to survive.
