Just got rejected by another job. How do I survive in this black oppressive society?

Don’t have experience yet. No resume to give

>dresses like shit
>has no resume, bro I had a resume just after high school. put down anything you have done that is school or work related.

>Didn't get the job because of whitey.

>KYS

Stop stealing bikes Jamal

This.

you will be considered braindead in pretty much all parts of the world

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Dress well, do NOT speak lazily, speak eloquently, and have good grooming. Literally all it takes. White privilege is bullshit, black people just self-sabotage.

Speak proper english, dont steal anything, wash your ass of nigger stank, dress properly, and dont be loud or blast nigger noise rap waiting to talk to hr

I WOULDN'T HIRE YOU EITHER NOT BECAUSE OF SKIN COLOR BUT BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE A GHETTOFIED PIECE OF CRAP.
I wouldn't hire whiggers and burned out trailer trash too.
Get pants from a suit,a office shirt and loafers and then go for the interview.
Read a short story so yo can get your vocabulary flowing and don't use ghetto lingo.
Then you get the job even more so cause companies want that diversity financial incentive.

The music helps me concentrate an get in da zone. My English is what I know ya feel me?

yo cuh mispellin words is muh accent n sheeit. you some kinna raciss b?

Don’t be a racist ass white boy. My words is all I know bruh, ya know?

Work at McDonald's for $15 make them pay f for trade school

1. Shave. Have hair at a moderate length, but shave your facial hair. Black men with hair look friendlier.

2. If you can’t afford/don’t have a suit, wear polos and khakis. It’s quite disarming to white people and still gives off professional looks without the costs.

3. Wear a belt, pants up at your waist. Helps a lot.

4. If you have a bit of a black accent that’s fine. But try to avoid using slang such as “cuz” “homie”, or anything like that. Actual English makes you sound much more professional.

Good luck OP.

I ain’t gonna work for that wack ass shit. Id rather get my welfare check for more than that

>ya feel me?
Potential employers don't "feel" you. If you ever want a real career you gotta dump the ghetto speak and enunciate your words like an actual man. If you won't take the time to fix your broken ass concept of the English language, when you use it every day, how does an employer expect you to improve any kind of skill over time? It just makes you look dumb, lazy, and unambitious.

Join the fucking Military

How to end your unemployment
>put on your suit
>stand on a chair
>hang yourself
Job search over.

Watch a couple seasons of fraiser, listen closely and monkey hear, monkey say

Go back to Africa. There is a level playing field there.

According to Wikipedia, Ebonics is an actual dialect of English dawg. Look dat shit up. They just be discriminatin

Da fuck you say to me white boy?

Yeah, discriminating against idiots who will fuck up their business and reputation. Good troll LARP tho.

Anons. I need advice. Ive been a NEET for almost a full year. Ive got decent prior work experience. How do i explain a gap in my work history?

I feel ya bruh, I’ve been one my entira life. Head up dawg

As difficult as it is reducing your vocabulary by a quarter, do not refer to your interviewer as a 'nigger'. Use 'sir' or 'ma'am' and let us know how it goes.

Thanks man, I appreciate it

I only refer to my homies as niggas. Not an interviewer. I call them bro. Keeps it friendly

Just make one up, put stuff you're good at, any volunteer work, anything resembling work at all. Clean your suit and wear it.

If all else fails join the military.

Yea I'm from Texas and I used to have a thick southern accent, when I traveled people made fun of me for it and it probably made it harder for me to get a job. I've changed the way I talk because it makes my life easier, you should do the same instead of looking up wikipedia as your reason for speaking improper English. When I had my accent my English was improper, speak like a gentlemen and people just treat you better.

You forgot to add
>SHEEEEIIIIT

Don't say bro, call them sir or ma'am, it'll go a lot better.

Post a redacted resume and cover letter

>How do I survive in this black oppressive society?
Move to a black society. I hear Liberia needs workers.

What’s a cover letter?

Buddy, in modern first world countries there is no better time in history ever to be black than now. With all the diversity affirmative action shit governments throw at black people simply for being black, if you're still poor, jobless or uneducated then you really brought it on yourself.

Lay off the drugs, get proper sleep, dress properly in clean clothing that don't smell of weed, and speak clearly, don't let every second word out of your mouth be "nigga" or "muhfucka". Consider what you actually have, what skills, previous employment or education do you actually possess? That gets your foot in the door, even if you have nothing but a high school education you can still get a job. Not a high paying one, but it's a job. During interviews, and ESPECIALLY because you're black, what matters isn't what they're asking you, it's your attitude. They don't want another lazy negro who walks in and expects to get hired because of affirmative action, they want someone who's honest and shows actual motivation to learn and work. Basically they don't want a deadbeat.

It won't be easy of course, because jobs don't grow on trees, but you'll get there eventually. Just being a self respectable black man puts you leaps and bounds ahead of other niggers

How do I lay off drugs bruh?

For some retarded reason youre expected to write a couple paragraphs about yourself and attach it to the front of your resume. I hate writing them. They always sound so cringey and they all use the same horse shit buzzwords. Just something you gotta do, its important so dont fuck it up. Maybe have one of your white friends proofread yours to avoid using any ebola speak thats gonna scare potential employers.

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Get in where you fit in. Stop doing whitey's bidding. Go make your money when and how you can brother. Don't let these dumb crackers tell you right from wrong, you gotta do you and aint no one else gonna do it for you.

That's really up to you, but it's not complicated.

Step one is to stop taking them, duh. See that shit as poison and get rid of it, you don't want that shit in you anymore.
Step two, and this is the most important part, find something to do. Take up a hobby, some new interest, do all the shit you wanted to do before but "never had time for". Go out for a walk, read a book and learn something, whatever it takes to get your ass doing something.
The IMPORTANT thing is that now you're not spending your afternoons getting high on your couch, FIND something to take up that time. Anything, whatever it is is good. Something you like, something you find interesting. Put your energy in that, and now you won't have time to be sitting around getting high. Before you know it, you don't even want to get high anymore, because you're busy with something else, that's how you quit drugs

I'm calling troll thread. No-one is this retarded.

Don't worry, bruh. You'll get it, just don't stop trying!

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We're talking about niggers here, levels of stupidity that are incomprehensible to people

>typing in ebonics
You're either larping or you're a nigger with 60 IQ

Apply for job at Blacked dot com

fuck off back to the motherland, no whites want to hire a white hating troublemaking nog who trys to headfuck them over shit they were never involved in.

fuck your muh slavery shit! you were never a fucking slave, now your just a fucking mooch in the white world, gtfo