THE WHITE HOUSE IS LITERALLY WHITE BECAUSE THEY HAD TO PAINT IT OVER AFTER CANADA BURNED IT AS WE DEFEATED AMERICA IN...

THE WHITE HOUSE IS LITERALLY WHITE BECAUSE THEY HAD TO PAINT IT OVER AFTER CANADA BURNED IT AS WE DEFEATED AMERICA IN THE WAR OF 1812!

Your national seat of executive power is a fucking cuckshed we forced you to paint over to hide your shame. Big Canadian Penis slapped over your wet slobbery face every time you see the White House.

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You didn't burn shit, that was the bongs, you fucking leaf

good thing i don't care about the government and the other russian dolls
>take off the casing of one politician, there's a jew behind it.
>take off the casing of that jew behind the politician, there's another jew behind it.
>take off the casing of that jew behind the jew behind the politician, there's another jew behind it.
etc.

>WE WUZ WARRIORZ N SHIET
lelz

If you tried it again, I doubt anyone would care enough to stop you. Just saying.

If you burn your enemy's house
They win

Lmao you pathetic Canadians never fail to make me laugh with your "leaf humor” threads.
Face it. most Americans will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad snow-monkeys ever will be. You are on the wrong side of the boarder. get over it leafs

WE SHALL RETAKE NEW YORK AND RENAME IT CHITTINGFEILD-ON-SEA.

It was a Welsh regiment from Britain who did it m8.

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Oh noez, they burnt the scaffold of the still under construction White House.

How will we ever recover?

That seemed like a reference so I looked it up
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It’s not even the same fucking one you retard

Uh, we didn't burn it. The bongs did. Stop being a stolen Valor faggot, eh?

As far as I know the Bongs burned their capital but they built a new one afterwards.

Americans SUCK
Most Americans didn't want to rebel in 1770 or whenever the fuck that war started. It was a small minority of wankers.

Yes and the British defeated the British in the American Revolution.

OP is a retard though. 1812 was a worthless stalemate and the jews were probably somehow behind it.

Go to sleep dad, you're being weird again

>we
you mean great britain

>be leaf
>get your ass kicked
>cry to daddy for help
>we totally beat you guys

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underrated

canada wasn't even a thing until 1876.

It was an oven fire, ol' Washy burned his cakes.
Don't you know history?

>In 1814 we took a little trip
>Along with Colonel Jackson down the mighty mississip
>We took a little bacon and we took a little beans
>And we caught the bloody British in a Town of New Orleans

>We fired our guns and the british kept a coming
>There wasn't nigh many as there was a while ago
>We fired once more and they begin to runnin'
>On down the Mississippi to the gulf of Mexico

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>A fucking leaf.

i lived in canada once and whenever someone found out i was american the british bitter about 1776 burning the white house with the aid of hired natives was all they would talk about
why are canadians so proud of something that england was responsible for? why do canadians jizz themselves over this? you should be embarrassed to be so pathetic

I wonder how many capitals and major cities we've painted black since then?

Canada didn't exist in 1812.