How to get a gf? I want hugs and poon

Proof?

How to get a bf? I want hugs and poon.

Been trying that for a year and, though I have a pretty good life, it hasn't gotten me a gf

What's a high status hobby?

Knitting

The real world sucks. You want a girl to hold and who will love you yet If you show too much authentic emotion she loses her attraction to you. I wish the world wasn't such a dark and shitty place.

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Masturbating to loli

Build a life where you can successfully support a female in your life and her lifestyle with you. That means having:
>your finances in order
>a home for her to live in
>a lifestyle for her to participate in
>a future for both of you to work towards
>an honest demeanor so she doesn't leave

The primary thing is honesty. Once a girl knows you'll lie and cheat, she won't stay. Remember this. Treat young women like your mother: respect them and treat them right- make them happy.

But they'll tell you how they want a man who isn't afraid to show emotion. It really does suck.

How come Kids in High school and broke college students or even criminals and drug addicts can get gfs?

I've been all four of those things and still no gf

>billionaires have child sex slave rings
>poorfag equivalent isn't high status
It's just not fair!

How do I not be needy? All my relationships ended because I wasn't showing enough emotion. If I didn't call/text she'd never call/text herself. Last time we spoke was after about a week of radio silence, then she simply went "well I guess this is it huh" to which I replied "yeah, I guess there's nothing else to say"

Because they have reaslistic standarts and dont lack social skils

It's called social skills.
We were raised by shitty parents and never developed them.

Sailing or flying private airplanes. Something that requires money, dedication and separates you from the heard.

If I had a private plane, what would I need women for?

Golfing, yachting, art collecting, horseback riding, polo, fundraising, biomolecular engineering, aeronautics, you know the usual

Piano

I think you’re better off single for the rest of your life.

Goodnight.

ponzi scheming, tomb raiding, commodities trading, the list goes on...

>approach women
>talk to them
>ask them out on date
>repeat until one says yes

All you really need to do. Anything that you do to improve yourself will increase the chances of them saying yes but you still need to do that. If you are not doing that now then you need to start.

Where do you approach them? Most situations seem to be inappropriate nowadays

Ask me how I know this was written by a women.
user follow this at your own destruction.

Women are looking for boys who are turn looking for mummys and majority of relationships end because of this.

>respect them and treat them right- make them happy.
This is legit how you find yourself as unwilling KEK

>be some combination of good looking, wealthy, respected, or popular
>ignore her

But if he was in the top 20% of men, he wouldn't need to do any of that shit that you personally probably don't do yourself.

Why can't you incel cultists stay on your containment board with your lies?

fake and gay

It's true though, attractive men get approached by women themselves and are granted the access to their vaginas.

You can't define "attractive" objectively.

Where do I get an equally useless gf then?

Absolutely everywhere. But sexual market value doesn't work like that; her having a vagine artificially inflates her value.

No it doesn't. Stop projecting your own desperation on others.

How did all those useless guys I know get gfs then?

Sure, you can.
Tall, dark hair, wide shoulders, nice jawline, muscular.

How about you answer my question then first smartass

That only attracts gay males like you. Girls have varied tastes and don't like your ideal homosexual fantasy.

Nope, all girls are universally attracted to men who possess those physical attributes. Maybe you are gay/lesbian? It's okay to come out of the closet these days.

Wrong. There's enough desperate guys out there that that's exactly what happens. You can stomp your feet and be shitty about it all you like, but I think that deep down even you know it's true.

They may not be as useless as you first thought.

I'm talking about literal bums and jobless potheads here.

So you can't find anything good going for them at all? What about their girlfriends? Are they fucked up?

You have never even been on a date, why do you think you know anything about what women like?

How old are you?

Rockin' the boat full of meth, ceramic van, yeah
Better pop at his mans, yeah
Man, I never relax, yeah
Yeah, I took the top off the coupe and skrt off on they ass
And that's what it was, ooh
I told the judge, "Mothafuck a subpoena
You know I been sippin' on mud", yeah
I'm in the back with the killers, don't try that
My niggas gon' take all your mud, yeah
I been fallin' in love, so I can't talk about my thot, yeah
Shawty been swimmin' in charges
Time to put black Balenciaga tux, yeah
I don't wanna talk about no hoes with my dad, yeah
Suck me, baby, give me some of your time, yeah
Yes, I could tell the way he dress, he ain't want no smoke
I ain't rolled inside the brand new Benz, it's so cold, yeah
Side note, I fucked your daughter and your hoe, yeah

Even I have something good going for myself and the vast majority of incel types do as well. According to you that's still being "useless". Just looking nice, being polite and having a passionate hobby doesn't get you a gf period.

Incels aren't polite or passionate, they are angry violent jerks

I think you might have me confused with someone else; I haven't alluded to anyone being useless.

>they are angry violent jerks
Saying bad things about women doesn't mean they are violent.

Saying how they want to rape and murder women doesn't mean they are violent right?

Yes, as long as they don't actually do it.

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>All men who don't want to be virgins say they want to rape women.

Men who identify as incels all say they want rape of women to be legal.

>they are angry violent jerks
I'm a celibate of the involuntary kind, and everyone at work loves me. I make them laugh, I bring homebaked food in every now and again and they all like my cooking, and my boss almost cried when I told her today that I didn't want to renew my contract at the end of the year (because I'm good at my customer service job).

That said I'm also cripplingly socially awkward; can't carry a conversation and get tongue tied even if I have time to think about what I'm saying, have 0 friends and no real hobbies/interests, and am a 28 year old virgin.
I bear women no antipathy for this state of affairs, I'm just not good at human interaction. This makes me unfuckable and all I wish is that I was born normal.

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You can't be involuntarily celibate. Sounds like you just chose to not want to get sex.

You do realize that this thread of responses started with right?
>lol it's just a choice bro haha just stop being poor you homeless bum like get a house haha

And who told you that, your local feminazi seminar?

It is your choice. Name a reason why it is not possible for you? You can't.

Because I get physically sick at the thought of trying to approach women, and they don't approach me.

Sounds like you need therapy

I'm not an incel, but that would be cool. I assume that the rich and powerful would have a monopoly on the bitches then though. Maybe at first when it's legalized then regular men could rape.

Therapy was about as useless as your responses so far ITT, only it cost me more time and money.

If you get physically sick at the thought of trying to approach women there is definitely something wrong in your head.

I want to have a boyfriend but at the same time I do nothing to get one

That's awfully cute but knowing that isn't helping me at all.

Girl or gay?

Girl

Good start but my standards are kinda high you know

So are mine. Are you a kind and nice person?

Yeah, but I'm not having my words hijacked. Plain and simple.

I am. Are you a hot, faithful and triple digit IQ woman?

I want to have a girlfriend but at the same time I do nothing to get one

I am. Are you a hot, slutty and big breasted woman?

Who is not hot by your standards? yes on other accounts

>People use incel as a buzzword so much that it's lost all meaning
>You can't be involuntarily celibate

Anyone with an ugly face or a physical abnormality

Do you like anyone and just don't try approaching them or you can't get interested in anyone in particular?

ok ella hollywood

I do not approach women. Ever. Not a virgin though.

I pity you for all the thirsty anons (You)ing you thinking that they can get a gf on Jow Forums of all places

Who is not hot by your standards? and no, no.
I guess I can be slutty for my boyfriend but I don't have one, so I wouldn't know for sure.

Do you have female friends? Don't approaching them is out of your principle or anxiety?

I'm sure they are underaged

Happened to me before.

So, you got a hideous face or what?

Won't happen if user isn't from a big US city

Only a handful of male friends I've known for most of my life. Anxiety I guess. I'm not good with social interactions with strangers. Even drunk I'm pretty quiet around strangers.

It's weird definition for hotness, it's like almost every person hot to you

We were both Europeans.

Yeah, I'm not even from that continent, I'm safe.