Germany: Knife BAN due to the dramatic surge in stabbings

easy:

If hans or Pteter or Michael buy a knive on the internet, for example a butterfly, and the german Zoll scans the package and finds it, congrats Michael or Peter is now pumping up those numbers.

Another example: 14 year old Michael playing outside with a knife a carving or some shit, someone sees him with the knife calls the cops, Michael is now part of the statistics.

I also have ben in such a case, have been travelling from Luxembourg to Austria, the cops on the airport found my knife and amy truncheon in my luggage, I was called out escorted to Airport security and they confiscated both items.
I'm now part of the statistics in Luxembourg, but haven't been fined.
Statistics have no regards for context a non violent situation.

And as more germans live in germany you get the numbers you see.

they do the same shit here in germany as they do in america.

usa: declare mexicans as white to distort the statistics

germany: declare turks/arabs and whatnot as germans for the very same reason

Most common first names of knife attackers:

Michael (24 cases), Daniel (22 cases), Andreas (20 cases), Sascha (15 cases), Thomas (14 cases), Christian (13 cases), Kevin (13 cases), Manuel (13 cases), Patrick (13 cases), David (12 cases), Jens (12 cases), Justin (11 cases) and Sven (11 cases).

welt.de/politik/deutschland/article191024189/Messerattacken-Die-AfD-erfragt-Vornamen-der-Angreifer.html

Don't look like Mohammeds to me

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German just means owning a german passport.

the purposefully distorted the statistics, they gave the answer only for german names, thats why you dont see any foreigners, that that part has been pretty well covered up.

>a german
kek nobody believes this

843 knife attacks

193 with a 'german' name

649 rest. hmm

and who knows what they declare as a knife attack. it could be just pulling out your knife without any harm.

tichyseinblick.de/daili-es-sentials/toedliche-messer-gewalt-die-meisten-taeter-heissen-mohammed/

Because afd asked for german names.

> 842 times the perpetrator was a German
"German"

Die Deutschen drehen plötzlich durch.

Its charitable to say German govt. is retarded. It seems malicious to ignore decades of evidence from France, Belgium, UK of social downsides of 'economic growth through population importation' policies. They ignored all of it. They ignored that their import costs everyone else, everyone that should actually be of prime concern to a govt., their freedoms.

Buy guns.

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if youre a german citizen then you are by definition a disgusting kraut

The cloud should consist of mass shootings, school shootings, edgy cops...

Meanwhile in the USA...

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those bloody knife wielding krauts all the time :)

Der Gott, der Eisen wachsen ließ,
Der wollte keine knechte.
Drum gab er Säbel, Schwert und Spieß
Dem Mann in seine Rechte,
Drum gab er ihm den kühnen Mut,
Den Zorn der freien Rede,
Dass er bestände bis aufs Blut,
Bis in den Tod die Fehde.

knife ban means random stop and search powers. do those exist in germany? I think the echr objected to it here because it was racist so we stopped or reduced it and crime rocketed lol. if only they hadn't imported all those fucking niggers

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They will never get guns out of we the peoples hands after what we've seen in Britain.

The writing is over the wall.

the sign of a truly cucked country is regulation on really innocuous shit.
What made me realise I was living in a clown country was the laws on really innocuous shit.

Bans on pepper spray, tasers, and you cannot even keep a pet frog you found in your own backyard without a permit. After learning of that as a teen; all the normalcy i felt towards our gun laws, insane tobacco and alcohol regulations unravelled. All this shit is in place for people who have no place outside of some 3rd world shithole.

Immigrant kids are now "10000% german"
But they're sandnigger apes.

posting lying media articles means fuck all here faggot.

we should ban the cause of the stabbings, not the knives
ban niggers

Do you still trust the media?
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Fucking retard. That article suggests that some "states" are proposing to band being allowed to CARRY a knife in PUBLIC PLACES

>Strafanzeigen und Ordnungswidrigkeiten
Yeah, just like said. Klein Klaus shows around the knife he got from his grandfather, but it is too long or some shit and isn't technically legally carriable anymore. some ass notifies the Ordnungsamt and now they are in the same statistics as some sandroach who stabbed someone.

Are you really such naive or just pretending? What you think how begun in the UK?

BAM. Stabbing statistics are going to go down. What now, bigots? Banning works.

"Germans"

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>Are you really such naive or just pretending?
Youre comparing monarchist cücks to Germans. Germans despite all their faults are blind retards like the anglos.

where is the NOT in sentence?

bump

Why don't they just ban Muslims?

I would like to see the politicians in favour of this to start keeling over the way Andrew Breitbart did.

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My first thought

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>dramatic surge in Islam
Fixed it for you

Isn't this ban racist? Aren't they disrespecting the culture of the invaders by prohibiting them knives?

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Don't worry, it only applies (or will only be enforced) to Germans.

Shut up, Dutchie. Come fetch your boers from your continent?

The same way most knifings that happen here is almost always black on black
Really activates the almonds

Kek.

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How the fuck can you ban knives? Do Germans not eat?

Obviously those Tanned Germans are at it again

if you haven't already hans, please show this to your family and tell them never to relax.

Funny how burgers invented the "part and parcel" idea

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>we will not sacrifice our god given rights due to some criminals
=/=
>we will allow this crime to continue because we live in a city

Thank goodness. This will solve violence. Surely.

They are also behind the European knife bins.
---^---

Ah, there it is, the mental gymnastics to justify oneself for being just as shit as the next guy.
>N-no, OUR ideals are TRUE, yours is FALSE
Face it mutt, arming sick fucks, whenever muslims or niggers or anglos all lead to the same cancer. And like all anglosphere shitholes, the "it has to be this way" mentality exist from bongistan to los Estados Unidos de América to auschina, long before you were invaded and forever cucked.

This is no accident or "incompetence" on behalf of the "German govt.".
Everything part of the plan.

Only Germans will dumb enough to obey it.

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Are you retarded? Comparing the part and parcel quote to the one you posted is just disingenuous and is mental gymnastics in of itself. My rights will not be thrown away due to crime being committed. London and the people that inhabit it, have no such right to begin with.
>We will not get rid of our guns because people have been killed
Is not even close to the same fucking thing as
>We will not stop importing 3rd world immigrants who stab people, because this is a city

They just want the population at all costs. Cities are just there to hold huge populations in case war breaks out. Who cares if one or two population reserves die when you can have a few hundred thousand reserves imported from abroad? With the war with Iran/Russia coming up they are afraid that they wont have enough reserves to send to the front when the time for them to die for the glory of the EU comes.

>Comparing the part and parcel quote to the one you posted is just disingenuous
>Says the mutt cuck says the quote means that nobody should stop crime
Christ, you're so far up your own ass you're fellating the assfucking anglo cock fucking you. Anglos really is a despicable race of subhumans.

THIS

As angry as you seem, and even though you may have a point on the mentally ill, comparing those two statements is silly.

You guys can still buy 'animal' pepper spray, stun guns and telescopic batons right though?

Let me use your inane low IQ angloid logic the way the other faggot tried to twist the arguement
>Should we do anything about X to prevent Y?
>"No, that is the price for freedom"
>"No, that is part and parcel of living in today's world"

jesus christ

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You are still misunderstanding that one would require removal of the existing rights of the population of that country, while stopping the other is only negatively affecting populations outside of that country. They are not the same.

We can't buy any of that stuff, even with the knoife ban they're still better armed

The mqin problem is, that wellfare is not organised by the communes, but by the state. Right now it is profitable for communes to have large nigger & turk plants to get rent payments from the state. Would they have to pay for the munchers themself, they would raise city wall faster than you can say Endlösung der Judenfrage. But now they get more and more nogs and then they wonder why there is knife crime.

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Ver are your knife papers, bitte

Huh. It's already illegal to attack others with a knife. So banning knifes in public places will have the only effect that the police can then randomly stop and search everybody they deem "suspicious of carrying a knife".

Funny as hell. Best timeline

Well at least they hate Jews again...even if they had to reinvent themselves as niggers

I couldnt live in either place, I would feel completely naked. shooting .22 out of my backdoor is the last redeeming quality of this country, take that away and what the fuck is the point of being a redneck

>open borders
>your people get stabbed
>ban the thing that stabs not the stabbers
Fucking retards.

Diversity is our strength you fucking bigot

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>Gestapo
>Col. Klink
Culturally illiterate, you disgust me.

>842 times the perpetrator was a German

Does that include tanned Germans?

>Diversity is our strength you fucking bigot
Indeed, just like in Brazil!

Im so glad to live in a society with such diversity!

It is not like the outrageous anual murderrates of my country are higher than the total casualties of every year of the war on Syria combined!

Oh wait...

Swagger sticks and decorative canes need to make a comeback.

A sturdy cane with a heavy knob is way more deadly in a fight

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But its part of their culture, you bigot!

you cant have rights and freedom and niggers as well. niggers cant handle rights and freedoms. its a bad combo so you can only chose one. germany and the rest of europe is choosing niggers so your rights and freedoms have to go.

Guy on the right literally wearing an airsoft mesh mask

They should ban migrants from having hands.

Yes but leftosts already complained about racial profiling.

And they think they can make refugees that came for the gibs into soldiers and make them fight against Russia or China? Successfully?

German nationality doesnt mean its not turks or north africans, genius

yes, except if yougot a loicens for your spoon

le german faggotry
just nuke us allready

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The objects did it not the migrants

Why did Germans decide to start stabbing each other

gladly.

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fpbp

What you saying kaffir?
I'm 100% German, Allah akbar (pbuh)
My 4th wife can vouch for me.

I hear ya brother

>budk
OH NO NO NO