Roastie hate thread

Let's see what is Jow Forums up to today

"always do the opposite of what *shuffles cards* say"

women

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Ugh bro I brought a roast beef sammie for lunch today too

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Please tell me they're joking.

No way that reply is real

Idiot

>hog tongues chafing up my thighs

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that can’t be real

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oof

Most apes actually have a single dominant male that presides over a harem of females

Femanon here. I personally love the shitstorm that starts everytime some poor faggot makes one of these anti women threads. Gives me a chance to see just how upset I've made everyone and chuckle a bit.

You think jokes about kitchens or showing tits bother me? It just goes to show how much power any random female holds over you, they can pull your complete attention away from a topic just by having a vagoo.

Sure, you'll act tough and cynical here, but we all know it's just a desperate overcompensation for how much of a doormat you are IRL. If you decide to lash out and act a bit sexist now and then, I can't really complain.

After all, we do pretty much run the show. Men rely on us, work for us, spend money on us, buy us houses and cars and clothes, sign prenups that we can turn around and cash in when we feel like ditching them for a younger, cuter piece of ass.

Got a kid with a girl? Don't fool yourself, it's HER kid, not yours. Piss her off and she'll take it and leave your ass, and you can pay her a nice chunk of child support for the rest of your life.

Yep, this is the power we hold over you. So you go ahead and make your rape jokes, really. I still know that when you see me on the streets you'll be watching, getting hard, and problably crying a tear or two because you know you'll always be a forever alone faggots :^)

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tits or gtfo

That's not how that meme works, but nice try.

For a faggot.

incels on suicide watch, bitterest pill right in this post

SCORPIO BEST VILLAIN ALL OF SCIFI

DOMINAR RYGEL XVI DID NOTHING WRONG

SIEG HEIL! SIEG HEIL!

DOMINAR FOR GALACTIC LEADER OF THE MILKYWAY!

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>it thinks we are joking about needing to see tits
man larping confirmed

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post time stamp with potted plant on head

Show tits or gtfo

Fuck off beef boomer

>It is often said, the toastier the roast, the bigger the beef. Something mysterious happens while a splayed roastie has her feminine parts bored open. Her once delicate peach of an innie blooms into a meaty tulip that holds only gaping darkness as its pollen. Diving deeper into her labyrinthine labia, we peer into stunning microscopic worlds teeming beneath her beef and bologna, one commanded by Darwin yet perpetually under strain from nightly batches of invasive new microbiota. Those Papilloman particles and Chlamydian crusts are pummeled and pulverized into her flesh, the same as the sticky spores of Gonorrhea exudate, the motley films and fluids of adenoviruses, amoebas and anaerobic fauna, many from vastly far away places. Jabbed and driven into her epithelial layers and deep into her beef, they burrow and seek out nutrition, infection, and begin to terraform the vaginal tissues into a land suitable for the droves deposited fresh every sunset. Her immune system has long since grown into an abiding symbiosis with the invasive menagerie of bacteria, fungie and flagelating mystery monsters, even incorporating sexually transmitted genes delivered by the various retroviruses and postules of microRNA sent throughout her blood stream at the behest of her vagina’s new tenants. Designed by nature to be a fertile pasture for reproduction, now her semen-soddened womb whistles hollow like a ghostly edifice remaining from a war. But in a trade-off, her sexual microbiome augments her biology. HPV hacks her dopamine and serotonin circuitry, making her bolder and more brazen, more risk-seeking and even more sexually insatiable. Neurosyphilis empowers Roasties totake greater and greater sexual risks and to derive amusement from any mention of caution.

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>empowering

what the fuck is with women and their obsession with power?

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roast beef gatherings

I literally slam pigs like you almost daily. Tell the guy from whatever dating app(s) you're using if you're really in control when all the attention you're bragging about is from Beta Cucks.

"I get pampered I'm better than you"

Bitch ...

Notice how real decent women get bruised up and always complain about asshole men but still stay around and fuck them, a true man gives a woman less than nothing for all her everything.

And keep you nasty ass hellfiend away from me, men pay a couple hundred a month to keep fucking and have a clean house with no responsibilities, you fuck up kids by keeping the intake of dick while your kid listens to how to be a filthy whore from yours truly.

>cutting pussy flabs at 9.00
>protesting female circumcision at 10.00

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youtu.be/nIfDoPT5f0w

This is the most cucked thing ive ever seen

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Every woman I know loathes this gross bitch

t. incel

>starts pasta with 'femanon here'

So that I dont waste time reading diarrhea

don't hate them, user. the majority of them are simply misguided. it's your moral duty to return them back to their natural state by holding their hands and leading them towards the light.

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Your fat and ugly

Thats the car commercial thot
Just another worthless twat

Unfortunately there are no quick and easy procedures to fix her personality.

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It's because most of them know they'll never really have any.

Bullets will work

Is that you? If so, I really don't want to see your flabby tits. As you were.

>My husband is great.
>I can't stop hopping on other cocks.
I can't deal with this shit.

any woman on here is a bigger loser than the men

>Xirple
How is that even a thing?!

most based post on Jow Forums for the day

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>life-saving

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roastie intellect confirmed for very low IQ

If they want it done like back in the wild, they best shut the fuck up about rape.

P-please don't post these...

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You are very unattractive.

> Got a kid with a girl? Don't fool yourself, it's HER kid, not yours.
That's funny because as far as I can tell women now are so worthless they don't even take their kids.
I'm a single dad and I raise my two kids alone. They're doing good. I know 2 other single dads raising their kids alone and I'm not even that social.

Looks like a fat Arya Stark with myopia.
And that's not a compliment.

God bless your soul. Single dads are the real heroes.

Last time I made one of these I got banned.

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>look up DEAR DEIDRE
>see this

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based gf

fuck off harvey

this whole section is degeneracy galore

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Cool your jets, hot-head

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jesus christ that's awful.

I caught my last serious girlfriend (8ish months, had started discussing moving in together) cheating, or at least attempting to cheat, on me, with a guy that worked next door to the hair salon she worked at. She went to a bar in the same strip mall with him after closing and told me she was still finishing up at work, but I had gone there to surprise her because she said she'd had a bad day and I wanted to cheer her up, and could therefore see the salon was locked up at the lights were off. When he went to drop her off at home (her car was in the shop and she told me her mom was picking her up), I was parked out front. Dude peeled off like a bitch when I approached his car and she went into full "I dindu nuffin" mode. Upon telling her that we were finished, she had a complete meltdown and sobbed as if nothing worse had ever happened to her. At the time, I was not redpilled and after she repeatedly told me that she had never loved anyone as much as me and that no guy had ever treated her better than I had (likely true in light of stories I heard about her physically and/or emotionally abusive exes from her and her friends), I caved in and agreed to give her another chance.

Two or three weeks later, I caught her doing almost the exact same thing with a different guy, and virtually the exact same breakup scene unfolded, except this time I stuck to my guns and ended the relationship. In the several years since then, she has dated a steady string of lowlifes, deadbeats, and players. Now, the wall is approaching rapidly and she finds herself miserable and lonely.

Over the last year or so, she has attempted to convince me to "hang out" on several occasions. I have declined those offers and always will. She was beautiful and we got along great, but I have now seen the true face of the roastie and the idea of ever giving a woman even a single shred of emotional power over me disgusts me on a profound level.

And the cherry on top? She's a Jew.

>vayntrub
>(((WEINTRAUB)))

I'm sorry about that. I don't want to give up on the idea of finding someone, but society makes it too damn difficult.

With Jews you Lose :)

I want to believe this is primarily a brit slag phenomenon

>those [TRIGGERED] feminist glasses

You can't make this shit up.

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>And the cherry on top? She's a Jew.
Karma is a bitch

fuck me

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>all these replies to obvious bait

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You looks as ugly as Ashley Burtz. That's not a good thing, Porky Pig.

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>girl cheating on bf with his mom
I wouldn't even be mad tho

>stacy I can only keep seeing you if you fuck user more often
>user says you need to give better head, do it or we're finished

t. degenerate

>Got a kid
ya many, you got what, zero?

how is it cheating if a girl pretends to have sex with another girl? It's not like either of them has a dick

>didn't include a tl;dr
Everyone who read whatever this reddit spaced monstrosity said is a disgrace to themselves and their bloodline.

>getting son circumcised at 11.00

It'd be super weird, but I'd take mom-cheating over nigger-cheating any day of eternity.

Why though ? if he is perfect.
i want to read further into this , any book suggestions ?

Well her job depends on it. It's like a carpenter injuring his hands.

This has been my experience with 9/10 of my relationships. It's a tough pill to swallow but it's better than sticking a fork in the outlet for the 11th time.

these should be sent annually to ever abortion thot for their entire lives, in exchange fro keeping abortion legal.

I can't tell if this is gr8 b8 or an actual female because the retardation is too real.
Either way, bravo

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You fags do realise it’s easier to fuck a married woman or a girl in a relationship don’t you??

this is bait you faggots

Your smelly cunt holds No power over me, slut