Absolute state of the UK

Absolute state of the UK

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Found some more. Jesus Christ.

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Good job Britain. Pak-UK iron brotherhood.

Did they just steal some poor worker's toolbox?

what about pencils, will they ban pencils too

We know they cannot legitimately be this stupid. So what is the point of this? Intimidation? Some kind of gaslighting campaign?

Kek.

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Fucking Brits. Are you really the people who almost colonized the world?

Halfdicks have no wright to laugh at someone

Touche, officers.

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Cunt looks like a delivery bitch for rally's.

>imagine being so stupid that you think a butter knife can puncture deep enough into someone's chest to cause serious harm

The tip is flat and round, not sharp, for fuck sake!

Please tell me this one isnt real. Fucking hell.

see

Jusy fucking try. I will butter and jam the absolute shit out of some toast in your general direction.

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In sixth grade a bigger and stronger kid slammed into my shoulder two days in a row with his shoulder.
On the third day i sharpened a pencil and held the point toward him against my shoulder.
That was the last time him or anyone else fucked with me.
Anything can be used as a weapon. You just gotta let people sort things out without costing the tax payers a bunch of money and without taking away basic freedoms.

Picked the wrong side in WWII, lol.

They can't keep inmates from making weapons in prison, what makes them think they can keep them off the streets?

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>That sexy green one
I've always loved pics of shanks like these. Some are actually quite nice looking.

>spend tens of thousands of pounds on police operations
>confiscate 20 pounds worth of knives and screwdrivers

Yep, they are doing a great job preparing themselves to be genocided.

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And what they use instead?

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They always say the students do these things willingly even though they're forced to.

You need a loicence for those

The police were probably brainwashed in some manner during training.

Kinda makes the pre 1994 gun crime seem worth it, huh.

Look at her face. She knows that something isn't right.

Is this shit real?

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This is what happens when you give up your guns

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Literally go out shooting this in a public place once a week with no questions asked. Don't lump the "UK" all together. Wales still has a bit of sense left

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Oi!

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Britbongs like computers so much that they are turning into npc characters

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They literally give you cutlery like this on planes...if its safe there its safe on the streets

*honk* *honk*

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Only this guy can kill someone with butter knife

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What about you americucks? All the weapons you want and free speech yet you are ground zero of all modern degeneracy. Making american great my ass

When does England finally ban steel?

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Kek

the English are servile retards who are about to be replaced ethnically. Press P to piss on their memory.

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Until they ban pic related they won't be able to keep them off the streets

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I'll have you know that we enjoy the fact that all of our american penises are chopped at the tip. Thanks very much, Hans!

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Let them have there fun bruh. I use to go shooting regularly with friends back in saffron walden. Granted it was only shotguns but plenty of people are allowed to own guns here we just have stricter rules around it.

Idont know if it id real but it is funny anyaway

The UK is the largest open air prison. Soon they won’t let you leave the island and mandate a lights out time.

I have seen plenty of videos from your country of people being mutilated and killed with spoons stop talking shit

>That four point cut on left
Ray Mears trolling cops detected

MY GOD IT'S AN OPEN AIR PRISON!

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Serious question:
All trolling aside, does the average bong just not care? How does this happen?

I'm convinced half of them are fake

I'm, confused, is this meant to be a brit hate thread? I'm seeing absolutely nothing new, just the same old recycled weapon sweep memes etc, so wouldn't surprise me.

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We don't care, none of this is a reality in our daily lives.

They mostly mock the police.And as such the police forces have been asked to take down the twitter posts about the weapon searches due to the mockery.

>All trolling aside, does the average bong just not care? How does this happen?

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they just straight-up stole some guys toolbox.

Hows that illegal silly string working out for you?

What ar3e they gonna start confiscating next?
My guess is rocks just in case the population learns about flint knapping.

After that you'll be forced to hand over all mineral rights on the off chance that some sort of metal ore exists within 2 miles of your residence.

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it used to be a joke

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I think I have a pic of the suspect, mr. UK police.
And it was A WHITE MALE (very rare in huezil indeed)

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Dude, they have whole squads watching cameras, waiting for someone to cut an apple on a park bench. The UK is fucked.

Saw a Muslim doing this on the street last week. Was very tempted to start stomping on his head.

The future of britain looks bright.

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yes and we know the police does not legitimately believe that's threatening behaviour, because they are not mentally retarded. so why do they do this? there is an ulterior motive.

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He probably was not going to or coming from a job. Those tools in the hands of the wrong man could be deadly. Just think if he loosened someone's lug nuts. They might drive right across the road the wrong way and kill a busload of nuns and orphans. Savages.

Lol, train your dogs to be savage and let them loose in a Muslim neighborhood. I'd like to see them get ripped apart by dogs. It'd be pretty funny and based.

>tfw I have guns

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anarcho-tyranny. it's been discussed at length.

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This is the price of diversity and it is well worth it.

What is this? They come and knock on doors of people that are anti-social?

Reminder that the UK has a much better standard of living than America, that it is WAY whiter than America and that it is WAY safer than America.

>London's Murder Rate Is Lower Than Every Big U.S. City's
time.com/5266759/donald-trump-london-knife-crime-murder-rate/

independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/london-murder-rate-new-york-compare-worse-stabbings-knife-crime-teenagers-statistics-figures-a8286866.html

elborate. screencap? archive link? tl;dr?

>can tell police to get the fuck off of my property if they do not have a warrant.
>can call muzzies sandniggers as freely as I want and the government cannot do anything about it because we do not have retarded selective-speech "hate speech" laws.
>can own as many guns as I can afford.
how can bongs even compete

Oh man I fucking love my country, We have some of the prettiest girls in the world who are descended from old aristocratic families. They make up like 1-2% of the population but they exist. The lowest 90% look like norf memes.

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waco. you have no rights.

>dies in prison after committing the crime of not orally pleasing a muzzie.

Aren't they all? Always? Everywhere? There aren't any friendly neighborhood policemen anymore. They're military forces prepared to kill.

He's a mutt. He cares more about being able to shout the word nigger than he does about his country turning into a shithole like Mexico.

When are we Americans going to learn from this? I'm sick and tired of our police looking stupid by shooting PoC.