Can the UK still be trusted with nukes?

> A young female officer accused of having a sexual liaison with the captain on board a nuclear submarine is said to have worn his uniform and given light-hearted orders in the officers’ mess.
> Sub-Lieutenant Rebecca Edwards, 25, is believed to have had an “inappropriate relationship” with Commander Stuart Armstrong, 41.
> The weapons engineering officer reportedly wore the captain’s gold epaulettes and issued orders during “boozy horseplay” with other officers on board HMS Vigilant, a submarine that carries Trident missiles.

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> The crew members from HMS Vigilant, one of four submarines to carry the nuclear deterrent Trident, were kicked out after failing compulsory drugs tests.
> HMS Vigilant was already at the centre of an alleged sex scandal involving its captain and a female officer.

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> It caved in its coning tower after crashing into a merchant ship off Gibraltar causing £3m worth of damage – despite boasting the most advanced sonars in the world.
> Last month married Seal, 35, was hauled off nuclear armed HMS Vigilant over allegations he had an inappropriate relationship with crewmate Lieutenant Hannah Litchfield, 27.
> Father-of-two Lieutenant Commander Seal is married to Jennifer, 36, who lives at their family home in Kirkcaldy, Fife.
> It now means Lt Cdr Seal is at the centre of two of the Royal Navy’s most humiliating investigations in recent years.
> A source said: “There is some significant soul searching going on right now about Lt Cdr Seal. “Two scandals in a year must be some sort of record.

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>woman on a sub
>woman officers
>woman in the armed forces
Why?

No idea. Who was in the wrong though?

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the woman is just using her natural assets to gain power as per usual
the man fucked up by going for it. bastard was even married.

>women in power
still tho a nuclear war would be kind of fun. I'm all in.

Damned if you do ...

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>woman in the armed forces
this. what could possibly go wrong LOL

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Coed submarines were a mistake

> 1940s "I say chaps we'd better not let women in the submarine, or they'll use sex for career gain and remove all unit cohesion
> 2011 let women in submarine because it's "current year"
> 2018 women in the submarine use sex for career gain and remove all unit cohesion

I want to be on the party sub. Booze, cocaine and Some pretty great fireworks.

alright all of you non-military guys.
this is pretty much ops normal in every military branch. back when is was in, this ensign from our ship was getting stuffed by everybody on board and then all of the dudes who fucked her got masted and kicked out and the broad stayed in. she did get in trouble though. this shit happens all the time and usually commands get relieved of duty when shit goes down like this.

> The weapons engineering officer

That's not a thing. You're either the WEPs or the ENG, and both are not ranks a 25 year old has. She was a junior officer, they don't have department titles like that. Your article sounds like it doesn't know wtf it's talking about.

They want us to go to war with Iran because they can't be trusted with nukes whilst our navy personnel are whoring about and doing drugs on a nuclear armed submarine.

That's a man, baby. I'd still fuck him though.

This is the Navy we are talking about... Can't be bothered to take them seriously or be surprised if anything goes wrong because of them.

Nobody gives a shit about proper descriptions except for the drug fueled sex orgy.

Like her job title is the issue.

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This is one of the few cases where the man is at blame.
Dumbfuck gave too much power to a roastie so he could fuck her on the side, now his life is fucked. Literal caveman ape tier.

>this is pretty much ops normal in every military branch
youtube.com/watch?v=vI7HInfBzcI

>tfw your branch is the only one that can have mostly male crew, some female crew
>everyone pairs off, even the fags
>you're still forever alone

Like the old timey war film, Under Siege? If they're a stripper, that's clear their purpose. But becoming intimately familiar with ones peers is just bad form.

They made a brand new rank just for her. She was in charge of the crew's "weaponry"

Uhhhh, we'd like our missiles back bongs. Nukes aren't for children

It's a Bong boat, are you sure they have the same titles and roles as Burgers?

Who puts roasties in charge of nukes lmao

No they're for demented mutt dogs of their jew overlords

desu they supposedly made solid snipers on eastern front, as they could spot the commanding officer (aka alpha) of the squad even without insignia by behavior. But soviets employed them in women squads, not mixed.

uk is a distant 8th place unfortunately
everyone except usa, russia and china are completely irrelevant military wise

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What's boozy horseplay?
Is it sexual?

It is bong foreplay.

It so is a thing:
royalnavy.mod.uk/careers/roles-and-specialisations/services/surface-fleet/weapon-engineer-officer

>Bawww
>Baaaawwwwwwwww
>Baaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwww
>jo0oo0oOoOo0oO0000oOoooO0ooz

Bongs do

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because le current year

Got any more pics of the bird?

>an islamic nation has nukes
Fuck

??

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Abandon the vessel immediately. youtube.com/watch?v=t8xliaDUPwg

>believing wartime propaganda

Honestly I specifically avoided the Navy because of the integration of women aboard the vessel. I went into the services for the brotherhood, the pension and the trade training. Women can get the fuck out of the military.

These thirsty Britbong subhumans will kill us all. Hitler killed the wrong people...

>This phenomenon of women being top tier snipers has not been replicated despite being known about for decades. No government or country has looked into this feat that women are supposedly do. Despite this information coming out in wartime durimg low moral, there is no manipulation being involved here.

Interesting get the old nogging jogging

At this point Canadians are more trustworthy

former USN submariner here not gonna lie
the royal navy knows how to have fun

Rum, sodomy and lash

Trust me we cant, we only elect joke politicians to piss each other off, but hey nuclear apocolypse isnt that bad

They would not pull the trigger if that was real, inconsistent logic brainlet

theres fuck all women in the merchant navy btw

>some weird shit happens in the submarine, guys
In other news, water is wet. I'm just surprised the captain is banging a chick rather than a cabinlad

>jUst LEt WoMeN In THe ARMeD forCES WHat CouLD Go WrOnG

reminds me of kangoku senkan

Sexy librarian look to her. I would.

For some reasons, they should put some solid trap experience on these party subs.

So it is true; bringing women on boats is bad fortune.

she can order my trident missile to be launched any time if you know what I mean

>what's the worst thing that could happen if you put pawaful wymyn on nuclear subs?

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>muh wamen in the military slippery slope
>turns out it was true
>just like fag rights
It’s getting so tiresome being right

Are they still searching for the wreck?

The UK doesn't have any nukes or any military at all, it's all already been given away to the EU

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No, they found it. Apparently the submarine imploded for unknown reasons.

Hah, that's like the most British thing ever. The fucking hubris of these fucking stuffy upper crust gentlemanly types is unreal.

Nothing to do with that. Only one thing, the presence of a woman changes the social dynamic. A couple woman with many men will give rise to woman that get an enormous ego boost, and males competing on different levels to proof themselves. Sowing discord, solution let woman join the army but only in support roles, or as a last resort in case of invasion to boost numbers.

That sounds hot desu

This is why the military should not allow women. Look at how the mere presence of an attention whore diminishes the fighting capacity of our forces. Shameful display.

This is just propaganda to shill that nukes exist

>female on sub
>25 year old female on sub
>25 year old female is a sub lieutenant
>25 year old female in charge of nukes

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enjoy your military tribunal you dumb bitch

Chad commander.

Not bad

t. weev

>nigger lusting after white women

Well the man allowed the idiocy here. He's far more to blame than her, as he outranks her. If just her being a woman is enough for him to act like he has no rank, he is a fucking idiot.

they could make it a reality show

poor lads.

>woman
>25
>in the armed forces

this is the exact reason women are not supposed to be in these kinda places lmfao, you need comradeship and only men can achieve that, its literally impossible with a woman in the group

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have sex sweetie

would rape.
Bong women are barely human anyway

So what you're telling me here, is that within 100 feet of a nuclear reactor, and possible nuclear warheads, cocaine was kept and used?

If there ever was grounds to lose your nuke loicense, this'd be fucking it. Holy Christ in Heaven our Father you British are fucking degenerate wankers.

>ops normal in every military branch
You know what dude, maybe in every other OP that does not involve close proximity to either nuclear warheads or reactors, I'm fucking serious you need to revoke the UK Nuclear loicense fucking TODAY for this.

There's this movie I only saw one scene before my family shut off the tv, there was a nazi soldier who gave a huge gold medal to a blonde girl, and the weight of the medal torn down her blouse showing off her huge tits.
I think it was an Italian movie, probably before 1995. I was never able to find it and would love to know the title.

This is something encompassing both awesome and terrifying! It'd be like if the Decepticons were composed entirely of Slipstreams!

Nice Chad captain banging thots under the sea

Make it a nuke carrying sub so none of us ever sleep sound again.

>maybe in every other OP that does not involve close proximity to either nuclear warheads or reactors
Based, fuckery like this is how shit like Chernobyl occurs.