Have we Americans finally reached peak burger?

3rd mechanized infantry division ready to deploy

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aisle specialists checking in

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godbless

i love that we are becoming more and more of a living meme

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Peak of the Kali Yuga rite here maine.

mcdonalds is absolutely disgusting and shouldnt even be considered food.

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>this screencap is no longer a joke
Oh I'm laffin.

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>ARCHED.COM

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>Hello, welcome to McDonalds, whatchoo trying to eat?
>Can I get the Mc AR15 combo extra bacon blease

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

I just a 1 Chicken BTL, 1 Cheeseburger, 1 Medium Fries and 1 Vanilla Milkshake yesterday.

The Milkshake was just too much, shouldn't have done that, I only did it because I hear this is how it's done in Burgerland. I usually just go with water instead.

This can’t be happening Ameribros

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fine, go to your fancy non-burger embassy. see how much fun you have there.

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>someone breaks something in a McDonalds
>causes an international incident

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Based USA not giving a single fuck about europoors and their stupid irrelevant culture since 1776.

God Bless this Country desu.

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Based and burgerpilled

How so?

Wait wat? Wasnt that Ukraine?

Hi I'll take a big mac meal.. With coke.,,, OH and a McVisa to Europe please

>American can now send military aid to any McDonald’s that is stolen from or ransacked
Terrorists beware.

God bless McDonald's.

Of course not. That's only one country doing it for us.
We're not done until McDonald's is a Schengen Company.

Your replacement McPassport with cheese is ready.

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This is just as bad as mass third world immigration. Both are a symptom of degeneracy. Those who waited for shitskin presence to reject the modern world are naive, faggots or kikes

Did you dip your fries in the milkshake?

Better than Burger King

The age of empires is over

>Did you dip your fries in the milkshake?
should I have done that? fuck, I might need to go back and redo it in order to get the ultimate burger mutt experience

God I wish that were me.

Fries dipped in a milkshake is literal Americana. It’s amazing as fuck.

I'll have the asylum happy meal!

Not a bad idea.

>clown world or the matrix?
why not both?
Somebody hacking the matrix to wake everyone up by causing a nightmare

>Fries dipped in a milkshake is literal Americana. It’s amazing as fuck.
I saw some black guy dip his chicken wings in a milkshake, but I never thought about dipping my fries in it. will try tomorrow. what shake flavor should I go with this time?

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yw

I rarely laugh anymore and this gave me quite the hearty chuckle. Holy fuck I love being American sometimes laughingemoji

So does this mean that anyone working there is a us citizen? What if someone attacks the McDonald's, would it be considered an act of war? Help me out guys, I'm having a large McPanic Attack meal with a shake. I'm shaking. Literally.

So this means CIA agents will be asking if you want fries with that under diplomatic cover? Glowniggers rekt

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>it only took us 5 years
I do love memes

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>Be me, American female tourist in Austria
>Get attacked by future scientists
>Run to nearest Mcdonalds
>Show passport and explain situation
>Asian males are hanging around outside
>Get chased off by a burst from McSecurity (except the one the guard was aiming at)
>Manager gives me a Big Mac and a glock with a spare magazine
>Tip store 20% for great service
>Step around dead refugee youth on way out
>God bless America

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Ronald was red-pilled on the (((hamburglar))) question

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I JUST REMEMBERED

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I think the fries taste better in the chocolate milk shake, but it's a matter of taste.

McEmbassy.

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OOOH SAY CAN YOU SEEE BY THE DAAWN'S EARLY LIIIGHT

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Honor the fallen!

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id like a bigmac also if you look at the way im holding my id you will see that i am a us citizen in distress

Confirmed grimace is a kike spy

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god bless the US of A

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"Hamburglar" is actually his crypto-name. His birth name is "Abraham Goldberger"

I see nothing wrong with this

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fake and gay

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so be it then

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Yes, I'll have a double quarter pounder meal with Coke, 20 piece McNuggets and 3 apple pies with extra national embassy protection please.

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you sometimes think of something that would be useful, just because its weird doesn't make it less so. Sometimes that also happens in the world because people often think alike. It's neither, its just how the world works, I think you should spend less time on the internet.

we can always go higher, user

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>Deploys milkshake cannon

muuuriicaaa fuck yeahhh

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its strategic in a military kind of way.
this way if any nation for any reason decides to sack and destroy a McDonalds, well guess what, thats an attack on the US govt now which commands the most advanced military to ever exist on earth. saying the McDonalds are now embassies is just baiting foreign powers to destroy them and provoke the US to war. this is clown world

Sorry, been here since before most of Jow Forums was born.

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>hello I'd like to declare an emergency to the US government
>I need a burger

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hahahaha Boca´s fans traditionally destroy McDonalds every time they lose.... or win

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ANCAP movie in real life when?
youtu.be/pZk6ia1vFAc

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Filthy savages, desecrating hallowed ground.

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as have I, that doesn't make anything I said wrong. It reinforces irrational patterns of thinking, and negativity

>burgers amirite guize lolololol

those arches be looking thicc boy

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God bless McDonald's

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sounds bad man

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so be it

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God imagine being so fat that your neck doesn't snap because your multiple chins cushions the blow, and you don't strangle because the rope snaps from your weight. Now imagine you can't even stand to hang yourself.

I don't even know anymore.

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I always joked that McDs was an american embassy but this is fucking stupid

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Let me guess, a """right wing""" government took over and now of course you're doomed?

Scum gang!

burgers in oz land need safe spaces from Aussie bantz, no doubt

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It's the last remaining institution in Gayrope that we can trust

I cant wait for this one to become reality.

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And Burger Kings will double as check cashing/payday loan facilities in major US cities and across the African continent.

Fuck off Mutts and stop destroying our country you homo-loving bunch of faggots!!!

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What do they call the quarter pounder in Austria?

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