So what happened to all the talk regarding the asteroid that's supposed to hit us in 5 days?

So what happened to all the talk regarding the asteroid that's supposed to hit us in 5 days?

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its happening

Hope it hits commiefornia

Seems like there would be more of a collective outcry if it were actually happening.

there was for so long it got old..... pacific ocean... california is getting a shit clearing wave...

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we can only dream

Can you please stop teasing me

I actually had a dream about it 3 days ago.
Which is pretty weird because I normally do not dream from all the weed I smoke

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It's called Wormwood, and it's still coming. Read Revelations.

When will wormwood arrive, 2049?

all of the important people are in safe zones

>the flea

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Its happening in 5 days. Impact is in Mediterranean Sea

Is right in schedule.
5 days remaining.

people got tired of meming because they all realized that its going to be 3.2 million miles away, too far to hit us.

though im praying it deviates and hits us hard

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Weed inhibits REM sleep
ot’s a known fact weed smokers dream very rarely and can’t lucid dream

Why the fuck would you wanna survive an apocalyptic asteroid strike? I’d hope to die in my sleep without knowing than to wake up to the sun being covered for 40+ years suffering and eventually dying of hunger

So I guess I should feel blessed for being able to dream about 2-3 times per week (and being able to remember some), right ? I knew something about the R.E.M. but I was like "Nah, fuck that , I can still see shit in my head while I nap"

Only if you smoke right before bed. I still get dreams in the wee hours before I wake up and have lucid dreamt before. It's not a fact, just a hypothesis.

Probably everyone who took it seriously enough to bugout is innawoods or in a bunker already, or heading to one. I didn't give it much credence at first until I saw that NASA is planning a simulation/drill. That doesn't mean that I necessarily believe an actual asteroid will hit us, but it does mean, if the pattern seen since 9/11 is any indication regarding drills and exercises is any indication, that something is planned that will likely be the same or similar to the real thing.

Checked.
Got my grass here. This is not an ending worth catching sober. And ironically, I smoke right before the bed, lol. Am I broken or 'fuck's wrong ?

Agreed for the most part. As do I. There is no "one size fits all" when it comes to cannabis and it's duration of effects. Between chronic physical pain from injuries and genetics the results vary. You're not broken. The method of deduction regarding the subject currently is. It should be a commonly understood thing that someone with nerve pain is going to be affected differently by cannabis compared to someone who has no nerve pain, but sadly, it isn't yet.

I am ready

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It’s been put on notice

please be real

Get asteroid alert app. it alerts you when an asteroid is close to earth(less than 2 lunar distances). It's crazy how often it happens. I get probably 4-5 alerts a week, sometimes more.
Pic related. The green dots are asteroids.

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Oh fuck off

Fake and Gay.

>Its happening in 5 days. Impact is in Mediterranean Sea

You spelled Mexico wrong, fucktard.