Antifa caught being lumpen thread

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>chucking food at people is now somehow honorable protesting instead of assault

>Itt we come up with foods to throw back at them
I'll start.

Spicy chicken curry.

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I protest capitalists by using legal tender to purchase products from a private enterprise then waste the product instead of consuming it like intended.

antifa are the foot soldiers for the globo homo mega corporations

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Something poetic about throwing mcnuggets at each other while the Israeli noose tightens

>wasting your own money thinking a company gives a shit if used a product as intended after they already sold it to you

This, this is why we must all stand for trump in this dark houre. The fate of the world lies on the 2020 election
Maga

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>shaken milk is assault
Seriously low test if you'd report this to the rozzers.

Can the food be post digestion? Asking for my Indian friend.

>lefties think they're tough for throwing drinks at people from a huge crowd then running away

cringe

Not assault? Would it be inappropriate to beat the people who throw these objects or no?

Free milkshakes?
Get in boys

It starts with shakes, ends in bricks, then bullets.

This is the nature of violence. Horseplay always ends in somebody getting hurt.

Maybe the left gets this, maybe it's intended. I think it's not personally, i think they have no idea what is inside pandora's box, and want to have a look.

But it is possible they do know what they are doing, and are expecting to use their victim mentality tactics when some poor shake throwing anti-fag gets shot for assaulting the wrong person. "We were just having a bit of fun, and that evil right-winger had to get all butthurt and start shooting!" I mean that also fits the useful idiot narrative... "Hey you go throw shakes at people until you die for the greater good."

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Sure, why not?

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So, what you're saying is we need to buy some bricks?

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If they throw a milkshake at you, throw back a milkshake at any Muslim , left wing liberal or nigger.

It's moral harassment after a while, being targetted in that manner once should be shrugged off, but not as a regular form of bullying. It's pretty harmless physically but sadly the law doesn't allow you to catch the fucker and correct them

id knock your fucking yellow buck teeth out if you threw a milkshake at me. at that point it would be low test of you to report that

If you dont already own the bullets, sure... I guess.

It's the left that HAS ALREADY progressed to bricks.

The right, by nature of being right, understands violence, and that's why they are slow to use it. But when they do, it is overwhelming force, merciless, and makes for great livestreams.

>Happy City changes the compass from consumption to growth
>buys milkshakes just to waste them

GAS THE MILKSHAKES
TENDIE WAR NOW

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>set up milkshake stand near politician
>Mark cup with serial number
>Link serial number to card payment
>When drink gets thrown, offer to help politician in finding culprit
>Start pressing charges

>get arrested for hate crime

Remember to black up first

>Police ask to see your milkshake loicense
>you cant produce it
>arrested and sentenced to 3 years in prison
>get raped and bleed to death from anal fissure on your 2nd day in jail.

>globs of peanut butter
Think about it. Throw enough and you'll hit an allergic eventually.

Trips of truth

>progressives shilling for corporate America

Nothing makes sense anymore

Hmmm, maybe we should just throw gluten at them?

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>milkshakes become a regulated weapon

I love anglos

>assault
dont be ridiculous
its battery

Statistically it's more likely to end up with a dead lefty than dead right winger.

>tranny pic
colour me suprised

>>Itt we come up with foods to throw back at them
You would have to leave your house first

Fokin epic bantz m8

When the leftists finally realize their arguments are shit and resort to throwing milkshakes instead of real violence because we all know the lefties cant fight worth shit.

In the US shoving someone or throwing anything at them is assault, and at that point they're within their rights to beat the fuck out of you

Charge your battery user

How did UKIP became a laughing stock?

poor diets rich with fastfood kill everyone retard

I'd rather see what happens when you black up and go out campaigning for Brexit.

Why have none of these guys demanded that the chemical weapon they just got sprayed with be tested? Make milkshake throwers face consequences even if you know it's a milkshake.

There could be Ebola in that Macca's!

this
we do not have an obligation to use EQUIVALENT force to protect our right to move about and occupy space;
we have an obligation to use NECESSARY force
that means whatever it takes to kinetically dissuade leftists from engaging in open displays of leftism is morally sound at the bare minimum

Not enough people in this thread picking up on the glaring irony of Antifa aligning themselves with megacorporations.

Yeah but they’ll retaliate with the same thing.

It’s not like peanut allergies only affect communists

You actually believe they'd throw away a precious kombucha-flavored all-organic s-o-y milkshake? They're throwing the cheap stuff.

A knuckle sandwich

they still don't realize that this lets us hit them back?

eat those

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thai red curry sauce

Best add campaign in a loooong time.

blocks of fermented tofu.
Give them the onions.

buy more mc milkshakes, goy. evil nazis hate them.

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Give them s°y. Nice and fermented.

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rolling the dice that these are the same people that want do "destroy muh capitalist machine"

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you should be ashamed for not having a 100% battery before showing this to us

Some idiot is going to try this in Texas and get shot. Seriously. If it were me my legal defense would be that I didn't know what the substance was and thought it might be acid, which would then give me the opportunity to drop redpills about acid attacks in Europe.

Carbonated shake? Big think time.

Vinegar!
> Smells terrible
> Bleaches clothing
> Cheap
> Can be filled in supersoakers and squirt guns.

>11%
Are you still alive, user?

>maaaan fuck capitalism and fuck the corporations!
>duuude lets buy shakes to throw at people from the very things we hate!
fucking hell communists are retarded.

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Fish sauce.

>he isn't prepared for the day of the brick

I pity you user

more 'kids off for summer break' threads

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>Left
>Oh no wait, I want a milkshake

>Right
>Oh no wait, I want a gun

>Ancap
>Oh no wait, I'll take both and a complementary child slave

Lead. Pump them full of it and they'll never throw another milkshake

Its battery. In real countries it's legal to fight back with whatever means necessary to stop the threat.

Removed :checkmark:

Did the dude get charged with anti social behavior? Seriously asking.

when you allow lithium-ion batteries to deplete far below half you significantly reduce their lifespan.

Each discharge will lose you ~4% of the total mAh. Keeping your battery above ~75% will ensure it lasts for a decade.

>we come up with foods to throw back at them
Chic-fil-a

>commies
>buying shit from corporate america

Pressurized hot sauce.

If leftists believe mere words and jokes can lead to real world violence, why can't they understand that throwing milkshakes can lead to bricks and then bullets, by their own logic?

This is the great antifa

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Eat shit you jew fuck. Stop interefering in our foreign policy

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don't give into hate, bin that shake

seconded for s*y

Bricks were being chucked at TR supporters in Oldham by Muslim youths

If an antifaggot get's beaten from this horseshit, he's going to plead with the cops and the justice system he LOOOOOVVVVEEESS SO MUCH to persecute the evil right winger. You know what? In most places, the cops and the courts will oblige. Because they are on the same side in a war against us. Remember that.

You're right, I wouldn't report it
because I would jam my thumbs into their ocular cavity and gouge their fucking eyeballs out

piss would be funny, probably traumatise them for life too

oh nice, didn't even see this before I thought about eye gouging

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Right wingers leave their house on a regular basis, it's called having a job you worthless junkie.

habanero hot sauce. good luck surviving that shit without something burning

Try ghost chili/trinidad scorpion or carolina reaper sauces.

Or those capscicin extracts.

Rolling for first politically motivated Milkshake related fatality

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For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.
One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".
Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.
>I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

Based

true. let me just go to the store and buy a bag of ghost peppers

Chili peppers blended with DMSO.

bebsi