Hey let's move here where massive tornados rip through every year without fail and destroy everything

Not today, my friend. Only on Wednesday.

Odd... my captcha was selecting bridges. Everyone knows taking shelter under a bridge is fucking stupid though... so what is Google getting at?

>Hey lets build in California where earth quakes happen all the time
>Hey let's build on the South East coast where hurricanes come multiple times a year
>Let's build in the desert where we litterally have no water
Good thread OP, you really showed those flyovers!

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Ya it's good, but I think Kansas City beats it by a bit. I went down there and swear I never knew BBQ like I did down there. Almost makes me want to live there if it weren't for the mega-hot summers.

despite the tornadoes it less dangerous than the coasts for natural disasters.

People wonder why central and southern US have no megalithic Native American sites. They probably tried to settle the midwest and realized it does this every year "this land cursed" like no shit.

I'd take tornadoes over nigs - less dangerous

STOP MAKING HOUSE MADE OF PLYWOOD

It's even dumber to build on flood plains but that doesn't stop poor retards.

Tornados arent really massive, its very rare that they kill/destroy 100+, especially in tornado alley, I think it was once in the past 200 years.

People that live in earthquake/hurricane/flood zones (the majority of the us population) live in far far more dangerous areas.

>Lets build in the middle of mountains where the weather is extreme ends of hot and cold so we can practice our religion in peace and nobody will bother coming here
t-thanks mormon ancestors

>Hey lets build in California where earth quakes happen all the time
To be fair... Oklahoma recently surpassed California as the most earthquake-rich state. However, Oklahoma isn't a liftist hellhole, so it equals out.

A sample source: usgs.gov/faqs/oklahoma-now-has-more-earthquakes-a-regular-basis-california-are-they-due-fracking?qt-news_science_products=0#qt-news_science_products

I used to work with a guy that had a house near the Florida keys. About every two to three years, hurricanes or storms would destroy his house. I asked him why he does this, and he had an interesting explanation.
>Got the property cheap years ago.
>He goes there once a year, so it had the bare necessities.
>When it gets destroyed, hs insurance pays for more than the house is worth.
>Has it rebuilt, and it makes money for him.
>That's not including the money he makes renting it out.

I don't know if it's an insurance scam he's running, but he assured me that it was all legit, so I just don't know.

I hate flat land. I love living around hills and mountains.

I get that you want to live where you want to live but why are homes so cheaply built?

If you don't like snow, you're not white.

Checked but they are only fracking quakes not end civilization quakes. Appalachia is where it's at. Stable geology good weather even if humid at times

Air bnb my man great biz if you got location. You just hire a local maid to cleanup send her a check

Because a certified cat 5 house is all brick and steel. It costs a shit ton to insure/build and will sustain a lot of damage either way so people build a good shelter and pay insurance on a modular.

Build stone houses, problem solved

We didn't get any snow this year and Google fucking photos gives me a "year ago today" picks of 2 foot the year before. I had to go to work all goddamned winter

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climate change isn't real

I've lost touch with him, but that was before AirBnB, but it wouldn't surprise me if he does that now.

>Hurr durr, Oklahoma has no faultlines.. it's all fracking.
How idiotic do you have to be to think like this? Also, when was the last "end civilization quake" in California? 1906? Are you saying the quakes since then - which have accounted for single-digit deaths - are "end civilization earthquakes"?

It is fracking you fucking dunce. I'm not a leftist but my God. Subscribe to dutchsinse

That's why I buy insurance. Also why I'm buying my 4th rental property at 28, Kansas is cheap and the niggers from Kansas City can't get enough of renting a shit 40 year old single family homes I bought at auction for $15-17K and put $6K into to charge them $600/month...and they think they're pulling a fast one on me. Lulz.

>What the fuck is wrong with people
this

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Stay away from any city above 80k. It's actually pretty decent if you like to be left alone.

>moved to rural county
>had a house built
>working on a garden
>target practice with firearms all day everyday
>retired from a huge medical settlement and technically disabled.
>living the cheap good life

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tornado_Alley

>I r gelogoloyist, trus me.
Yeah, fuck off. Fracking is ONE possibility for the _increase_ in earthquakes. Believe it or not, those fault lines DID slip and shit BEFORE fracking. Pull your head out of your ass.

Fucking California education system.

How you liking this rain?

better tornados then niggers

Despite making 13% of the tornadoes, israel needs to be glassed and all jews must die now

when those regions were settled white people weren't emasculated losers who shrink at the idea of hardship

kekt and checked

Kind of like how liberals complain about having so little money but want more taxes.

Do niggers come after tornadoes in other places, or are you a fuckwit that doesn't know grammar?

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The weather is a disaster everywhere in America not named southern California. Who cares?

Based

DO NOT REPLY TO OFF TOPIC BULLSHIT

REPORT IT ON SIGHT

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Stop eating so people dont have to stay there and tend the farmland

>what does a tornado and a nigger have in common?
>it only takes one to ruin a neighborhood

West coast: Earthquakes
Central U.S.: Tornadoes
East coast: Hurricanes
Canada: Blizzards
Mexico: Volcanoes

Everywhere anyone lives is a dangerous place to live.

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Major earthquakes are really infrequent though.
Also if your structures and infrastructure aren't built like shit most of these things aren't an issue.

Mexico: Earthquakes & Hurricanes.

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Thank you. I was too lazy to do it.

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People are more likely to live among hurricanes than among niggers. Fucking Kek.

more likely to survive hurricanes or tornadoes than among niggers

>He fell for the media hype

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>Implying that the midwest is nig free
Every urban area is a crime ridden dump

someone needs to finish it and draw a face and arms etc

>debris didn't pulverize the vehicle
>vehicle didn't get picked up and thrown several hundred feet
The amount of luck this person has is nothing short of amazing. I would have released my bowels.

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My city was built in a flood valley, so I can't really comment.

Because boomers destroyed the housing market and now everyone resorts to buying cookie-cutter homes made in a few months by giant corporations because they can't afford to construct one themselves made of quality material.

that man's luck is only outweighed by his own stupidity.

Come to St. Louis, we have both

Never did I imagine there would come a day when Julian Assange and David Letterman would look like twins.

Clown times, fren.

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You bitch. Face God and find your destiny.

>destroy everything
No, that's hurricanes. Tornados only destroy small areas and usually touch down in a field somewhere where nobody cares.

I fapped so fucking hard to Helen Hunt because of that movie. Her character is the zenith of 90's sexiness without the need to be a slut.
HHHNNNNNNGGGGGGG

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my nigga

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KC BBQ makes me bust fat nuts

east nc better

It keeps pussy coastal faggota like you away

Based. She was amazingly hot in Twister.

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Dude where do you think those tree niggers hunted for buffalo??? THE FUCKING MIDWEST. 90% of our roads are named after Native-American tribes, we have Native-American only universities (with unironically small student enrollment rates) The place is full of fucking arrowheads and native american sites.. which of your 3 brain cells did you pull that bullshit from you fucking mouth breather?

>tfw we get like 3 tornadoes per year and every time it's just a really comfy thunderstorm
>have one due tonight as well and listening to the wind as I write this
being afraid of tornadoes is like fearing sharks. Some people get fucked up by them but it is really not an issue for people

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Blondes with bangs make me diamonds. Helen pulled it off perfectly

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we got these new-fangled inventions called basements. It's where you dig a hole under the location of your house and lay the foundation inside the hole, rather than on the surface. You then construct the house on top of that. If the house gets destroyed, you can just plop a new one on your original foundation!

Could say the same about Florida and Hurricanes. White people aren't phased by a little storm

Shhhhhhh, we don't want them to come here after they ruin Texas and Colorado.

same dude, I'm just listening to the pitter patter of rain and some thunder off in the distance. The worst tornado experience i've had is one form over my house but it didn't touch down.

This.
idiots down't understand the idea of hunting ground and why we've always had places that werent urbanized. l2tribalism

what even is there for them to latch on to here let alone ruin? the only things i can think of are 23rd, Paseo, and Classen and those are only 3 streets in the whole city.

This

yeah

snow covered moonscape is the white mans blessing

Still has the feces under his thumbnail. Hey, no, I'm a supporter, but...damn.

> t. TIDF

thanks for the retard advice.

We have always had these threads during tornado season.

Based

>not building your house like a reinforced concrete ammo dump
why do it be like this?

pol has been e-storm chasing since it was called current events you faggot MIGIpede.

Tornadoes don't affect a very large area. You can live your entire life in Oklahoma and never see one in person.

Insurance is stupid and subsidizes all sorts of dumb ideas

>snow covered moonscape
>biggest lakes in the world
>moon having lakes the size of a sea.
user you've never been to the north durring winter if you believe the meme you posted.

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Tornados are comfy as fuck, just go in your basement lmao.

t. Midwesterner

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