Alberta Nationalism Thread. Saskatchewan and Manitoba anons allowed. Easterners and British Colombians not welcome. How do we meme the Alberta independence party next election?
Alberta Nationalism Thread
Jackson Martinez
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Michael Howard
What will our new nation be called?
Anthony Foster
Sebastian Carter
Lincoln Allen
Hopefully Alberta's days as a major player on the world oil market are finished
Nicholas Kelly
Nice to see Trudeau post on Jow Forums
Caleb Allen
Joseph Barnes
James Harris
The Confederate States of Rupert.
Mason Murphy
you got some real nerve posting that leaf flag, bucko
Ryder James
A good flag is important y'all.
Julian Morgan
Albertans hate that leaf. Please stop posting that shit
Landon Richardson
Don't secede just quite yet. I'm moving out to Calgary soon.
Bentley Morgan
Still another 3+ years until the Independence Party wins next election. You got time
Bentley Turner
If you guys end up starting a Civil War.
I'll personally see if a 401/Northern Ontario militia can be sprung up and fuck the Cuban Bastards resources.
Julian Price
IM POSTING FROM ONTARIO AND THERES NOTHING YOU PEA BRAINS CAN DO TO STOP ME!!
GO FARM SOME MORE GRAIN YA HICKS!
Nathan Rogers
Im from Ontario originally. Lived In Alberta 10 years now.
Would vote to separate. Fuck the east
Jackson Thomas
Leafs could never understand.
Tyler Lee
Michael Scott
Don't think you'll get far with fags like these
Cooper Diaz
Imma keep sliding into this thread everytime it comes up.
>smelly froggy
Gogo 'berta bros, let's make a degen sandwich outta onterrible
Dylan Ward
Its an urbanite vs rural thing here in Canada, or an anglo vs franco thing. Don't make it into a geographic thing you retard, im from a small town in ontario that flies more confederate flags and drives more pickup trucks than you have ever seen in Calgary you fag.
Mason Jones
Imagine being so butthurt for being an inferior Ontarian that you make this post. Just embarrassing.
Parker Garcia
Also where's the totenkpof nigger, he always comes by
Gavin Young
How's about "Faggot Boomer Ville?"
Lucas Perez
Probably making out with his antique rifle while laying in a pile of his old family photos
Juan Hernandez
Come join the US and help dismantle Canada fren
You'll get cheaper burgers
Ayden Taylor
They have the youngest population of the provinces.
Charles Fisher
The only people that want this are Americans. No, we want no part of the ZOG. Yankee go home!
Ian Howard
BC is with you. We're just going to carve out Vancouver. We can rename it to Hongcouver and fortify highways and roads out.
Jose Rogers
Alberta.
Isaac Thompson
Brody Clark
Im cool with hanging on to the oil if we need to.
David Garcia
Just about every time I make these threads, there's a bunch of "based" interior British Colombians that act worse than Ontarians. Keep this thread in a tab for a bit and you'll see for yourself. No, you're not welcome in our new country.
Nathaniel Perry
I did a year or two in Alberta but I had to leave because of all the sons of Odin faggots straddling their Honda Goldwings in the Tim Hortons parking lots.
Landon Campbell
You'd get gun rights and help destroy Canada
Whats not to love
Jayden Moore
>You'd get gun rights
We live in Canada retard, not fucking United Kingdom. Dear lord, Americans don't know shit about anything. Yankee go home! W is for Walmart
Carter Gutierrez
It's Canada
Give it 5 minutes and your PM will say guns are bigoted and bans them
Cameron Mitchell
But I love muh Saudi oil!
Nicholas Baker
Borealia.
Eli Barnes
Non cucked maritimer here. I support your efforts even though it would be horrible for my poor ass province. The government pisses me off, but I can only imagine how pissed y'all are that you support the entire country while they bitch and moan about the environment. People here don't realize if we just unleashed Alberta the rising economical tide would lift all boats.
Adrian Carter
Does Borealia make sense with all the prairie land?
Angel Rivera
United Provinces of America.
>t. Manitoban
Ian Allen
>tfw hate that intersection
I can see the office I got fired from in this picture too.
David Wright
alberta gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Robert Baker
I like the United Provinces, but the America part might get us confused with (((burgers)))
Angel Butler
Yeah, and what province are you from?
Aaron Harris
tough times or we're you just a shitty employee?
Carson Carter
The latter. I didn't realize I was being shit because I was just trying to fit in and be like everyone else except a little bit better. I suppose that I hadn't earned that right and needed to be super clean.
Blake Torres
At least you can't get fired from McDonalds! Jokes aside, feels shitty getting laid off. I've been there. Hope you've got a job now
Oliver Ross
The western prarie union.
Brayden Hill
I think we actually got a decent idea this thread. Better than "Great Prairie Republic" or whatever. God bless
Xavier Rivera
I do have a new job. I like it, but it's only temporary. That job could have been a life career. It was my own fault getting fired. Everyone else at work dicked around and slacked off. It was even somewhat encouraged by the boss as a way to kept work interesting and fun. Turns out I was dicking around too much, even though I would argue that I dicked around equal to or less than everyone else. It just ended up being a bad situation for me and them and I got tossed. Felt bad man. I remember sitting in Bay/Enterprise station and just feeling numb. First time I have ever been fired from a job I actually cared about.
Joseph Carter
>tfw from BC and conservative but not invited to the ethno state
Joshua Mitchell
We'll you ain't en ethnic Albertan, are you?
Robert Young
Oh hey look! It's a Transcona Boomer Meme. See ya at Olive Garden over by Kildonan Place Mall. You and your wife can fill up on free salad and breadsticks and then split a cheap entree like the cheap transcona Uke you are
Ayden Garcia
Once my current contract is up later this year, can I flee the GTA and come to Alberta? Shit is fucked out here
Parker Scott
>Shit is fucked out here
That's a good reason on why we want to leave. Better come soon, borders will be changing fast.
Kevin Ward
Call the new country Alberta
Because fuck Manitoba
Justin Davis
No stay there ontario shithead
Jonathan Wilson
Don't be like that. Prairies are all in this together brother. Also they have see access.
Asher Hernandez
i wish this wasn’t a pipe dream... theres no way the boomers would ever allow us to separate from canada. i just hope jason gets rid of the equalization payments.
David Davis
>i wish this wasn’t a pipe dream...
It's not, most Albertans want to leave, Boomers are starting to die off. Also, the Wild Rose Party managed to take off even with boomers. Just gotta keep pushing the idea.
>i just hope jason gets rid of the equalization payments
Don't think his masters in Ottawa would let him do that. Gotta vote Independence party for that
Matthew Jones
Michael Rivera
Fuck the federation. Fuck the leaf.
Brody Allen
This province needs to be ruled by me and yes I'm non-white but Flip. Yes I would be one of the more violent rulers in modern history.
Landon Rogers
Hey Duterte, what's Jollibee taste like?
Mason Thomas
It's basically mcdonalds, it's like shit to me at least.
Parker Martin
>Doesn't deny being called Duterte
Ryan Johnson
What white albertans claim to be:
White
Christian
Conservative
What white albertans actually are:
"Metis" (literally every white albertan is "metis", idk how but hmm whatever)
Degenerate
Acts like white trash
Jaxon Thompson
Whiter than you Mohammed
Bentley Hernandez
are any US states honorary albertan?
Oliver Barnes
im actually white unlike u dumont
James Flores
Holy shit that's actually my last name. You win
Benjamin Foster
cause youre acutally a metis lol and that being said, im just messing around because i am a british columbian and part metis also.
i think all of western canada should seperate from the east
Nolan Green
Nah, it's the entire federation that should end. It was flawed from the start
Zachary Nguyen
...
James Watson
Duterte I'd be more like Vlad the Impaler. People would actually follow the rule of law for once.
No fuck being an American state. America today is just venue to export Jewish interracial nigger porn. Which doesn't benefit us Albertans.
Gavin Davis
Carter Reed
fuck you than! enjoy being land locked surrounded by people who hate you.
Jose Long
Naming an entire nation after a princess? Gay.
Xavier Moore
this just shows that alberta bc and sask should dip out
Ethan Cooper
> surrounded by people who hate you.
I wouldn't want to have it any other way.
Joseph Carter
After the nationalist revolution in America we're taking all of it. I lived in Edmonton for five years, the level of cuckery is irreconcilable.
Elijah James
Fuck off, west coast best coast.
Juan Williams
my guy have you ever BEEN to edmonton or calgary? the cities are still leftist strongholds. as the boomers die off all these young kids are gonna be voting the NDP back in. i go to university here and i know MAYBE like 2 neocon cucks out of a horde of liberals. its not looking good.
Jacob Ramirez
Democratic Republic of West Canada
Nicholas Martin
you see, this is why we're annexing your ice cube
Carson Flores
Im back baby. So what has changed in the last week since you keep posting this tread.
Any good Canadian happening. I don't watch the news to many...rats.
Bentley Rodriguez
Hey bucko!!! You listen here. That metis meme is real sadly, either my grandfather or great grandfather is indian on my moms side. Everyone else is white.
Dads side is north german decent, left fro canada after ww2.
And i may be a degenerate but i sure as hell am not white trash.
Leo Myers
im white as fuck and not a drop of chug in me. cope more chong
Ian Smith
>News? Trudy keeps being himself
cfjctoday.com
>you keep posting this tread.
There's a constant flow of new people on Jow Forums. Just trying to get the idea in people's heads.
Also it's 2 am, you sure post late. I work at home often so it's easy for me. You work nights or something?
Lucas Turner
CITYOFCHAMPIONSCITYOFCHAMPIONSCITYOFCHAMPIONSCITYOFCHAMPIONSCITYOFCHAMPIONS
Grayson Stewart
Honestly, Edmonton isn't that bad. A million times better than Hongcouver. Just wish they'd fix the smell
John Morgan
Oh yeah. Closing a liquor store most nights. Don't sleep till the ams. Mfw the pit bull dog meme was made real 4 days ago.
Hey man i don't mind this thread at all. I just like posting that damn ching chog calendar before bed.
Parker Cook
Good thing my nose does not work most of the time. But for real it can smell horrible down town.
Samuel Rivera
>I just like posting that damn ching chog calendar before bed.
It's blurrier than before. Don't tell me you take a new pic every time you post
Christian Gomez
I black out todays date everytime i post in one of these Alberta thread. That bettee
Landon Gomez
>I black out todays date everytime i post in one of these Alberta thread
That makes 2 occurring memes from these threads. 3 if you count the weirdo who posts his rifle and family pics. neat.
David Moore
The other meme being this guy who never fails to miss a thread