Post your most historically relevant ancestor

Had a distant relative who was a spy that was supposed to kill Benedict Arnold but was signalled not to after reaching his camp.

I am related to Richard Nixon. Never really gets much fanfare when I bring that one up haha

>nigger lover
>welfare state expansion
>Vietnam war
Kinda makes me want to vomit. Just admit you are a full blooded kike

My grandmas great grandpa fought in the civil war

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Which side?

Tiger woods

Union.

It's ok, it's not your fault.

I’m the most important person in my lineage. My parents never went to college and have low paying accounting jobs. My grand parents were mostly illiterate, moms side never finished primary school, my great grandparents were totally illiterate and didn’t even speak English though they lived in America, and beyond that nothing else of importance I’m sure.

I have family from Georgia so I wouldnt doubt it if some fought for them too. Union side lasted throughout the whole war though

baamonde.org/historia/

Descended from the knight Badamundus, who fought at the battle of Clavijo with St.James the nigger-killer and personally beheaded 7. niggers.

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My Dad once stood next to Gerry from Gerry and the Pacemakers when they were both taking a piss in a pub.
True story.

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Check out that cross. Where he get that. Damn.

you boys ready to go on mormon patrol?

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Disgusting

It's all good. Most of them have been nerfed.

Oliver Ironsides Cromwell, destroyer of the degenerate and the celt. Had he retained power, the (((Dutch))) wouldn't have ruined England. No I don't care that he renounced the ban on the Jews in England, it was inevitable, especially since William of Orange's investors moved their international banking HQ to London and to this day it remains.

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Though I never really had any evidence of it and I think it's just family conjecture, I'm supposed to be related to Alexander the Great through him. I doubt it but when I have long hair I do look strikingly like his depictions in bust form, I also have the same eye colour condition as him but again could be coincedence

You ever smoke a Dutch Master's cigarello? Smooth as silk.

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William the Conquerer through a bastard son, supposedly though, still even if it's true, I'm not sure if it counts

Haven't smoked anything yet desu

Hahahaha
>ITT faggots
>delusion and untreated mental illness

Good. I think that the Dutch Master's might have some new flavors coming out.

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what?

My uncles wife has some money on her side of the family

Henry viii was a disgusting fat disease ridden slob....what are u like op??

What?

I'm a Buddhist and my parents are Mormon. I am simply happy that they are happy in what they chose, but they can't accept my choice and constantly try to convince me that Mormonism makes more sense. This is because we are also descended from some famous Mormon pioneers, so my parents can't accept a son who doesn't believe what they believe (and Mormons believe they get to be Gods of their own planet).

My "view" is that freedom is achieved by letting go of attachments. But how does one let go of the strongest attachment: the attachment between mother and son?

This guy. Not joking. The real joke is what has become of his bloodline :(

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Where I get my high cheekbones, power eyebrows and great mustache.

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Andrew Jackson

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Fucking based

So you? Lol

>The further back you go, the more people you are related to.
>if you have to go back centuries, you probably share that relation with millions of people
>25% of humanity is related to Nero
god, just how ordinary are you?

YES

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First of all, yeah.

>213771262
Fuck you faggots, your ancestors come from Africa and you have no pure blood.
Saeg

Who is John Hancock

Now that is the only good thing Nixon did. He called the Jews out

this guy fucks

Its ok fren. Im a piece of shit alcoholic that sleeps on my sisters couch if that makes you feel better. Also not one of my ancestors has done anything noteworthy that I can know of. The only thing I find interesting is that my great grandma was cherokee and disowned my grandma for looking too white, she then went crazy off the white mans fire water and died in an insane asylum.

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Lost

We're so inbred in our little municipality, that it's 100% certain that he's my ancestor.
He was a prominent participant in the raids of Karelia and Ruskies, and we got some good loot.

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Considering you're also an American user I'd wager you're projecting.

Brazil better be taking good care of those Confederate descendants living there.
Of course then again, they are cowards for leaving when they should have stayed and fought back during Reconstruction like the outlaws and KKK did.

An effective way of weeding out the ones who weren't strong enough to have to make peace with white man fire water.

Iriquois Federation Cayuga Clan (People of The Swamp)

Dreamworks ent.

>paying your jew doctor for this shit
>surrendering your genes willingly for this

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Now that is the true President of America

What? Im retarded sorry

Use bing.

>niggee

kek. She couldn't handle being conquered. The weak must fear the strong

I guess deserters turned pirate during the war between the british and the french way back, there was a bunch of 'em that came up to the early settlements of Faroe Islands, the male settlers took their sons and some food and went 'camping' up in the mountains while intentionally leaving the women and girls behind for them to act as a 'diversion' getting raped.
By the time the pirates left just about every single female had been stuffed with cum and so impregnated with a pirate rape baby, the REAL problem though was the fact that no one had any fucking clue who the rape babies were related to etc. and so there was a great many cases of 'unintentional' incest, so much so that even today after well over a hundred years if not two hundred there's a small settlement up there that has completely succumbed to incest and everybody that lives there have some kind of horrible birth defect, down-syndrome, you name it really.
Knowing my grandmother came from the Faroe islands I can't help but ponder whenever I'm a descendant of a fucking pirate rape baby or one of those cucks who just ran for the hills and waited for the 'rape-fest' to be concluded.

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>Christopher Newport (1561–1617) was an English seaman and privateer. He is best known as the captain of the Susan Constant, the largest of three ships which carried settlers for the Virginia Company in 1607 on the way to found the settlement at Jamestown in the Virginia Colony, which became the first permanent English settlement in North America. He was also in overall command of the other two ships on that initial voyage, in order of their size, the Godspeed and the Discovery.
>He made several voyages of supply between England and Jamestown; in 1609, he became Captain of the Virginia Company's new supply ship, Sea Venture, which met a hurricane during the Third Supply mission, and was shipwrecked on the archipelago of Bermuda. Christopher Newport University in Newport News, Virginia, was named in his honor.

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I am related to Puritans John Johnson and John Carpenter who sailed with John Winthrop.

I see your wager and raise you a roll 34

>goblin mutt

>wagon burner

French faggot

Thank you for the essay I give you a fountain of youth

Not really relevant but still think it's cool, Lady Godiva is my 33rd Great Grandmother

Eh my family is a long line of literally whos.

Give me a million dollars you fucking memeflaggot nigger.

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Forgot pic

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Great grandpa married a white women after that and she got hit by a drunk melanated man. I think when he married the injun the paper actually had an article and shit saying “white man marries indian” lol

Sent ;)

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Fucking ppl in this thread = wannabe niggers
Fuck you all of you are bullshitting about who your great great great nigger fucked. Fucking amerimutts.
Fuckin saeg

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>tfw native briton peasant stock from Wales

All my ancestors were brainlets

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Yeah, I think I do have a connection to Charlemagne.

But other than that, supposedly some early British royals, one of the pilgrims on the Mayflower, and John Adams.

I have no fucking idea where my actual roots lay.
My father comes from Scotland. If we go by clans then I come from clan Lamont because of our family name, Turner being associated with it.

But I am very skeptical about it.

t.nocoolrelatives

Im american peasant stock I guess

John Marsh was one of the 100 or so puritans who founded Hartford, Connecticut.

Also a Jew lackey race traitor. Fuck Oliver Kikewell.

so this is what a mutt thread looks like
very interesting

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I'm a descendant of King Harold (who took one for the team).

Harold Godwinson, often called Harold II, was the last crowned Anglo-Saxon king of England. Harold reigned from 6 January 1066 until his death at the Battle of Hastings, fighting the Norman invaders led by William the Conqueror during the Norman conquest of England.

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The Jews came with the Dutch monarchy as well. And take into account Parliament. Cease your autism and recognize a victim of circumstance.

I'm a fan of King Trump of Queens.

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Albert Schweitzer, Aaron Burr, Chuck Yeager.

Don't have anyone famous, just an interesting great-something grandmother who fought Indians out west and had adventures, and /ss/'d my great-something grandfather.

Ryan from Limerick, fought in the Maori Wars for the Imperial Army.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=n-y2ox2HPnc

My great grand mother dated William Frederick "Buffalo Bill" Cody when he toured England in 1902 - 1903 (I may be a descendant).

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most people are distantly related to someone famous

>most people are distantly related to someone famous
Which is why this thread should be great, most people haven't looked into their ancestry, though.

Galileo Galilei. We gave some of his papers to the museum in Milan and got a nice tax break for it.

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Hey! My great granddaddy fought in that war.

Yeah. It's almost like they want to cut us off from our history.

With all the adventurers, scientists, warriors, etc., in our history and this poor turn out.