Brit/pol/ - Rubber Dinghy Rapids edition
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Init bro
Fuck the British.
Fuck the Irish.
Fuck the EU.
Ulster does not belong to any of you.
FARAGE V VINCE CABLE
TOMORROW AT 9AM
poopy nigger! poopy poopy nigger!!!
>THE QUEEN revealed her love of the EU while simultaneously taking a swipe at Margaret Thatcher’s vision of Europe, according to newly-released German documents from the Eighties.
>As Head of State, the Queen has to remain politically neutral, and Britain’s longest reigning monarch has been dubbed “Elizabeth the silent” for appearing devoid of partisan opinions. But documents held by the German foreign office suggest the Queen actually held favourable views towards the EU. One briefing says the Queen had left “no doubt that the future of Britain lies in Europe”, after a final meeting with a German diplomat in the late 1980s.
>According to the documents, Rüdiger Fresher von Wechmar, who served as West Germany’s ambassador to Britain from 1983 to 1988, detailed conversations he had with The Queen.
>The ambassador told his masters in Bonn the next day: “The British were, she said with a chuckle, still a highly insular people, and most of them could not make very much of the magic number 1992.”
>When discussing the move of Mrs Thatcher’s trade secretary, Lord Young of Graffham, who had recently budgeted £5million for a public information campaign on Europe, The Queen is said to have sarcastically remarked: “It’s about time.”
>The ambassador recalled: “I told her I sometimes couldn’t escape the impression that Mrs Thatcher wanted a different Europe from the Europe we wanted.
>“She responded to this remark with an observation alluding to the strained relationship between the two women: ‘That will soon change… If she is still around’.”
>believing the krauts
The Saxe-Coburg Queen is a globalist puppet or possibly a puppeteer? Well, this is surprising!
How likely am I to get stabbed and/or acided in a week in London? Where should I avoid? Is Hampstead a warzone?
Fuck the queen, money grubbing old cunt.
anime
im not one to brag but i had sex twice tonight
/thraed
Your asshole must be sore.
Unlikely
that movie could have been great but unfortunately Morris's leftist instincts kicked in
just don't go to any nigger areas/council estates
most crime is black on black
You might get bummed in Hampstead though
>Is Hampstead a warzone?
No, it's a cuckzone
Depends where you are going m8.
I'm just going to touristy spots. How do I avoid the shitholes?
This outrage over muh brexit party funding is so manufactured.
Half the parties in the country don't declare donations under 500 quid, but only brexit party is suddenly a massive threat to democracy because of muh russia.
touristy spots aren't shitholes
>LOL MILKSHAKES, THEY ARE DELIGHTFULLY DELICIOUS AND ALMOST MAKE A GREAT PROJECTILE FOR NAZIS LOL! X'''D
Avoid Tower hamlets, hackney, edmonton and croydon
Make sure you do the imperial war museum
thanks
will do
no but my vagina is you seething incel
Long and surprisingly good article in Guardian about Nigel's links to the Five Star Movement in Italy:
theguardian.com
Detailed, and not a hatchet job (at least by Guardian standards)
lol m8 some tourist spots ARE shitholes.
My personal recommendation for a day out is spend morning in Camden Market, see the stables and then get some food from one of the stalls, afternoon get the bus or train to trafalgar Square and take a walk to Buckingham Palace
heeerrrrrrrooooin
The news about Oxford letting poor kids in with shitty grades annoys me. I'd be classed as coming from a poor background, but I wouldn't want to get into Oxford out of pity.
that's ok you're not getting into oxford anyway you neet
Bit harsh mate isn't it? Not even 9 o'clock yet ffs
Dilate.
How shitty are we talking?
Because there is a chance that they would be too dumb to handle it and just drop out anyway
Fuck the grauniad but ngl, that was pretty interesting.
Still smearing 5star for being legitimately a direct democracy as a party.
The establishment is afraid.
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i want to spank her with a rolled up copy of the guardian tbqh lads
You're expected to get minimum A*AA (although A*A*A*A is common), but they are thinking of allowing kids with A*BB in if they are from an ethnic minority, or from a deprived area etc. They also get a free foundation year before they start university, presumably to see if they can handle the workload..
Lads I've a date lined up this weekend but she wants to bring her friend, anybody want to tag along to make it a double-date?
I'll be there
What a load of shit, why not focus on improving state schools by bringing back grammar schools?
Literally all the working class students at Oxbridge are from kent and essex grammars.
t. Degree from cambridge
It bothers me also. Are they intimating that the poor are less intelligent and hard-working? Or perhaps that the state education sector is not fit for purpose?
I'm the friend
In 10yrs theyll be mystified why cambridge is no longer considered elite uni and why students are stabbing each other.
Nice one, Ipswich Cineworld at 7pm.
Ok. But im a 40yr old boomer. Also black.
In 10 years I'm gonna scuba dive to one of the trident subs and fucking end it all
Avoid the whole borough of barnet.
The article said they'd actively avoid grammar schools as they aren't working class enough. 81% of Oxbridge grads are from the top two social classes (parents are top doctors, etc) apparently, but I don't see how deincentivizing hard work is a good thing, unless it means private school kids going to comps for sixth form though that's surely not a good thing education-wise.
I have to say, my respect for the queen had plummeted in recent years.
I can believe it. I'm from working class west country background but peers were largely upper middle class toffs.
The kind who could afford anything on daddys credit card.
All massive leftists too.
There was a man called Fred,
Who purchased a loaf of bread,
He ate every slice,
Then took a roll of the dice,
And posted in this cunny thread.
Comrade jezza will have scrapped them by then. Used the metal to build nelson mandela statues.
When has she ever warranted respect?
>oversee the demographic replacement of the native people
>see your country sold piecemeal to foreigners
>allow it to become a territory of the EU
>allow Islam to infect almost every large town in the realm
GOD SAYVE ARE GRAYCIOUS CWEEN
I AM IN LOCO PARENTIS
I AM THE LAST REMAINING CONTESTANT ON THE APPRENTICE
I AM THE HOME TRAINED DENTIST
>sex selection
You fucking what? This from the UK?
Congrats on getting in, did you have a chip on your shoulder at all? What are some more details about the general experience that an outsider wouldn't comprehend?
I worked with a lot of private school people in London for a few years, and honestly most of them were pretty sound people - although admittedly I never became friends with them etc. They mostly had a lot of friends in common, had attended the same unis, knew the same holiday destinations, and ended up dating / marrying each other.
'ate Camden Market
'ate Portobello Market
'ate Spitalfields Market
'ate Brick Lane Market
'luv Borough Market
'luv Exmouth Market
'luv Columbia Road Market
'luv Canopy Market
Simple as
It's expected you work 60 hours a week in term and also somehow do 3 societies and sports etc.
I was mostly fine, got in in merit. Most of the rich are alright personally they just have no idea how the world is for the rest of us plebs outside of the middle class and up bubble.
Also yeah they all go skiing in the alps and marry each other.
Time to face facts:
>The right wing is getting more triggered and butthurt by milkshakes than SJWs ever get from assuming their gender.
Did you have any girlfriends from a higher social caste?
Personally fell hard for a girl from one of the top private schools in the country, Cambridge grad, but bottled it and didn't speak to her when she showed interest. She's now dating a guy earning probably 100k easy in The City..
frenly reminder
Few shags but nothing that lasted
Out of choice or what? Did you make friends from those kinds of circles, or did they find it easier to mingle with each other?
Some cheerful news for a Tuesday morning:
channel4.com
>Somalia used to be a byword for war and hardship, and thousands of Somalis escaped to this country to seek safe refuge. Now some families here are taking the radical decision to send their sons back to Somalia to get away from the dramatic rise in knife crime and gang culture here on the streets of England and Wales.
i keep it 100 100% of the time you get me
so you're both bitter brincels??? ok
fuck off back to neet9000 you fucking shut in LARPcel
When we start lobbying parliament to ban hurt feelings and making milkshake illegal then you can talk.
>Christchurch shootings: Mosque attacker charged with terrorism
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/ourguy/ is still chilling
I can't help you with your imminent maiming, but remember to scream Allahu Akbar whilst on the tube for a free oyster card.
MacDonald's got banned from selling milkshakes near Nigel Farage.
>allegedly outlined his intentions in a rambling and expletive-filled document
C O P E
In today's news, the people who brought plague here now run from it..
Independent Ulster would he anarchy. You wouldn't last a day
>A* B B
>Shitty grade
Okay
Going beyond Clownworld now.
Rate my plan for solving northern Ireland
Swap scousers for Ulster protestants
I'd prefer to just firebomb both areas tbqhwy lad
t.btec level 3 extended Diploma in potato growing
Five year plan to swap scousers for eskimos.
And after 5 years eskimos can go home.
Just saying he's acting like they're letting dingles who got 2 Ds and a U into Oxford when in reality they're just letting in pretty normal grades
>Unpasteurised craft beer for vegans
ngl hitting fascists with bricks is pretty based
imagine wanting to go to uni for anything other than drugs and sex lol
how much of an incel would you have to be??
my plan for solving northern ireland:
put all the based British Ulstermen in Scotland, let all the Scottish ninnies that want independence move to northern ireland then give that part of the island to the irish
why do you envy scousers and glaswegians???
fuck off you bitter virgin
(The Hill)
Europe has long been at odds with Trump, who withdrew from the Obama-era Iran nuclear deal over European objections, over his policies on Tehran.
Europe has scrambled to save the nuclear deal, including attempting to set up a mechanism for European companies to evade U.S. sanctions and continue doing business with Iran.
The U.S-European divide over Iran spilled out into the Pentagon briefing room this past week.
A British general who is a deputy commander in the U.S.-led coalition fighting ISIS told Pentagon reporters that there has been “no increased threat from Iranian-backed forces in Iraq and Syria,” in contradiction with the recent U.S. claims.
“@SecPompeo and I discussed #Iran last week in London and again in Brussels on Monday,” U.K. Foreign Secretary Jeremy Hunt tweeted Thursday. “We share the same assessment of the heightened threat posed by Iran. As always we work closely with the US.”
Sen. Jeanne Shaheen (D-N.H.), who co-chairs a NATO group in the Senate, said that while she hadn’t spoken to the Europeans recently she could infer their position on war: “They are not supportive of going to war in Iran.”
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brainlet
>1988
it's fucking nothing
im a brainlet because you hate entire nations and races because no one will have sex with you??
lol you spastic
t. Scottish onions virgin
think you're mistaking me for someone else, how does my solution not solve everything?
>based British Ulstermen
They are "based" politically but are all dumb as rocks desu