SECOND COMING IN LESS THAN 24 HOURS

Alright people. This is clearly a slide thread. Either sage or start posting redpills.

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Fukashima

per matthew 24 the 2nd coming occurred in 70 a.d.

>wormwood
That asteroid is supposed to be hitting us sometime at the end of this month.

So be it.
I love everysingle one of you anons, even though some of you might not like my religous affiliation with Jesus Christ.

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Itt: schizos debate religitards.

4days? Shouldnt it be visible?

WHEN WAS THE FIRST COMING? INFORM ME PLEASE

>christcucks

Hope this is real. Humanity needs some cleansing.

Bullshit. The bible isn't explicitly clear about anything. Prove me wrong.

"I come as a thief in the night."

"No man knows the day nor the hour."

God I wish. I don't want to exist

(>^-^)>

We're all gonna make it, bro.

Guess its time to fire up the LOIC.

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All weapons aimed at 127.0.0.1

Yup, I'm aware of that. But if it is wormwood then that means there's quite a bit to go on the timeline of events before the Lamb shows Himself in the clouds.

God bless you fren

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It's supposed to be a star that falls and by the words used it would imply that it greatly affects the world's supply of drinking water, not the salty ocean. An asteroid can fit that, but not a nuclear plant.

You can't see meteors... only Comets.

Confirmed target is 127.0.0.1
All script kiddies fire!

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I love you all and im scared

...

For real this time?

Beam me up Scotty.

Why is this schizo not banned yet ??? . He keeps making these threads , every time with a new date

The bible is explicitly clear that altough the exact day isn't known, it should've happened 2 thousand years ago.

It was an inminent thing, not something left to the ages.

Now LARP oppossite as what the bible says, I'm sure you'll convince me to follow your fail religion

So we are looking at a meteor to impact the upper northern hemisphere in your opinion?

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If the "Christ" shows up and makes a new temple in Israel, he's fake, don't follow him, even if it gets you killed.

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We should all spam that 127.0.0.1 guy.

But you dont want a fancy mark user? Just a lil tat on the right hand or forhead?

I hope I can finally die.

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Firing!!

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(((who))) wrote it (((nose))) it.

If it's wormwood, yes. There may also be a possibility that rather than strike the frozen freshwater sources, it hits existing unfrozen sources, like maybe North America's largest freshwater source.

This

How do I absolve myself of sin so I can go to heaven?

Jesus was the least jewish jew ever

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>The Ukrainian language word for "wormwood" is чopнoбиль or "chornobyl", the Ukrainian name of the town of Chernobyl.

PolishAnon wrote something about the town having a statue of an angel firing the third trumpet.

>1 post by this ID

getting real tired of this shit never come true

Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams

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Do you understand that you are a sinner, and you believe that Jesus Christ came as the one and only Redeemer of sin? Are you ready to receive God’s gift of His Son, Jesus Christ? If so, believe in Christ, repent of your sins, and commit the rest of your life to Him as Lord:

“Father, I know that I have broken your laws and my sins have separated me from you. I am truly sorry, and now I want to turn away from my past sinful life toward you. Please forgive me, and help me avoid sinning again. I believe that your son, Jesus Christ died for my sins, was resurrected from the dead, is alive, and hears my prayer. I invite Jesus to become the Lord of my life, to rule and reign in my heart from this day forward. Please send your Holy Spirit to help me obey You, and to do Your will for the rest of my life. In Jesus' name I pray, Amen.”

You again, you spainard? Don't you have some inquisition to attend and witches to burn?

Yea, I saw that part too. But again what is missing? Turning the waters bitter and killing those who drink the waters.

Do you understand that if the whole Tribulation crap started happening, we would nuke the heavenly host the minute they showed up?

Imagine a hostile force appearing out of nowhere in either Israel or Iraq right now.

They'd be gone moments after some USAF missile officer pushes the big button. And if they don't the Russian or the Israelis would.

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"we're gonna have to put something in the water"

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>incoming hell
You mean this isn't already hell?

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>we
>gone

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>January 20, 2017
>Trump excercises the power of the first beast and causes everyone on earth ti worship the first beast
lol. More leftyshit disguised as Christianity.

It's not happening.
But something else is.
Did you know?
Can you feel it?
It's in the air.

>it should've happened 2 thousand years ago.
lol no

Is it nitrogen?

The Bible has multiple meanings, of course.
The 70 ad one refers to the destruction of the temple by the romans after the jewish revolt AND to the end times referred to also by Daniel and revelation.

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On the 22nd? My favorite Gintama episode is on
TV on that day, where Gintoki and Katsura work as drag queens.
So I am gonna watch that. And WWYD?

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Foolish. God offers no respite.

Can confirm, if that happens spetsnaz will be clearing heavens within an hour and gods better run, hide fast.

Zura janai, zurako da

Jesus is the one true god, repent now is the time.

I had a Second Coming before bed

Jesus is Lord
Repent
Now is the time

Jesus is the King of All, the slayer of the Jew.

they dungoofed

i hope jesus cums in my asshole

Have you ever tried drinking water without in being filtered, or chemicals added? I'd say a third of the water on earth is already bitter and deadly.

Man, please marry me.
I don't care if you are a guy or a girl at this point -
but you like Gintama like me, so it's good.

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To cheat death?
I miss that info, it was very meta.
Was Stephen P. Schwartz's annointed Saint?
Murdered, just like the first?
WAIT DID STEVE CHEAT IT TOO?!
>"he could do ANYTHING HE WANTED TO"

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Don't worry about the second coming.
Worry about the last coming.

The second is the last ... jesus btfo's everyone in the second comming and then those are resurrected and judged in the last judgment

Nah, mate.
Not everybody, I could beat a Jesus in a fight.

I know there's a lot of retard boomer channels that talk about end of the world, conspiracies and the 2nd coming constantly. My question is what do they do/post after they're proven wrong time and time again? Do they delete the channel or just stop making videos?

Is it coming in the air tonight?

but I have a C++ test thursday

I hope so.
I've been waiting for this moment for all my life.

Well wipe off that grin.

Lost any interest at an implication of god being real and will now continue my day as normal

Nah, I know where you've been.

The second is the first on a clock

events have to happen before Jesus returns. we dont know the exact time or date but we will know when it is imminent. we are told to watch for the signs so it does not overtake us "like a thief in the night".

neen eleven?

I think you are all pretending

Surprise

it was just a simulation.

so whats it going to be ? the 2nd coming or an asteroid on the 25th ?

An asteroid already fell dude

it's like you aren't paying attention sometimes

What if its a woman ? Like that scene in lotr get it

Hello Jesus, please make that nasty metroid go away!

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Yea niggers also said the second coming was happening during the blood moon so fuck off schizo ITS NOT HAPPENING

Jesus said that the final judgment will find some of his audience still alive.