The Second Coming

Are you ready???

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No, my tendies aren't ready.

You've only got two 7s in those digits
That's insufficient digits mate
Come back when you've got better digits

>2000 fucking years
Yeah im sure he comes before afternoon.

For you yourselves know very well that Jehovah’s day is coming exactly as a thief in the night. (1 Thessalonians 5:2)

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Tomorrow, wasn't it?

Antichrist appears first
Christ appears at the seventh and final trump, which is confirmed many places

Christ will come as a thief in the night, because most of the world will falsely assume he is already present

Yes, check'd.

That would be nice, really nice. I believe on and In Jesus and that he died for my sins. I hope he returns soon.

Pestilence is my middle name.

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did you just get out of church?

You got it boss

Nah, just had a spiritual experience today...

I’m not

YIS! GIMME DAT HIDDEN MANNA ME LORD!

Is this some sort of cult that's gonna an hero tomorrow or something ?

Can't happen until we send all the jews back to Israel. I'm ready.

>Are you ready???
No but that doesn't matter.

Im not ready now but I will be ready when it happens

Ayo gibs me dat salvation

I'm ready. To become enlightened.

CHECKETH!

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The Antichrist comes first to trick as many people as he can, then the real Jesus kicks his ass.

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any day now

>The Second Coming

I just had my THIRD coming for the day!

Jesus is coming
Repent
He is the one true lord, and savior.
He died on the cross 2 thousand years ago to give you a chance to make it to heaven. Purifying your soul.
>Humans before him did NOT make it to Heaven as they were never pure.

Jesus is coming. Repent.

The current pope would fit the bill quite nicely.
Look at how churches have changed in such a short time.