Welcome to the ethnostate spitoon, how white are ya?

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I'm so white I put mayo on my hot dog.

I consider mayonnaise too spicy.

I eat my cereal without milk every night

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>blonde
>blue eyes
>192cm
>viking ancestry

Based

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Yeah so?

I love Israel

The lady at the cash register accidently rang up the cost for three items when I actually had four, I let her know she missed one.

SS-material

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>tfw black people call me "pinky" and then I call them "nigger"

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I glow in the dark

Yum
Yes milk in cup ceral in bowl

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I'm so white that if I racemixed, the offspring would be white by Jow Forums standards.

I can make a water

>viking ancestry
That's a funny way of spelling mongol ancestry.

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When I was a kid I would eat sandwiches consisting of miracle whip and white bread. I still crave them but it would mess up my low carb diet

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>0.2% Ashkenazi Jew
>Mutt

You are going feet first in the oven user

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I support donald trump and hate communism

dude stop its only 0.2%

I'm so white I can drink milk
>yeah so?
without any lactose intolerance

I dreamed I wanted botox and so I ended up in a military hospital and all the military were there and I was like, I think this is a little much no? Then a band started playing and someone was thudding the kettle drum so loud we were bouncing around.

Whole only

I'm spiritually white.

100%

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Castizo by the skin of your teeth sorry not white. womp womp

t. antiwhite

That too but fennoswedes were considered pure germanic aryans during Hitlers rule.

I'm unfailingly polite to wait-staff, mechanics, servers, and anyone else who works to make my life easier. I always leave a generous tip when I eat out. I smile and wave at my neighbours on my way to work. I enjoy gardening, hiking, and reading.

I read consumer reports and worry about my lawn.

ah yes every faggot on reddit and Jow Forums is 6'6", that's right.
>you're not

Americans are fucking stupid jesus

I have a stable career

...did you just respond to yourself, you colossal, incomprehensibly autistic faggot?

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says the north american

>amerimutt thinks 190cm is tall

White and and 185cm tall with thick beard and head of hair. Saxon and English background and surname is Cornwall, where our family hails from as well, pale complexion and have a deep hatred of islamic and african shits.

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I find catsup to be rather spicy

it's so cool how the average height among Jow Forums users is so much taller than in the general population
Is your dick really big too? I'm 6'7" with a 10" dick

Why without milk

Holy shit, mutt as hell. What do you even look like? Like one of those computer generated pictures of how people will look like in 500 years when everyone is mixed to shit? You're only 43,5% white (everything other than British, German, Scandinavian and broadly northwestern European in the European list isn't white), that's even worse than the US' 56% rate.

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185 isn't that much taller compared to averages for white counties

So I can have it in a cup to drink from, instead of fucking up my cereal

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Old Cartoon Network > Old Nick

nick kids were faggots

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yeah ur a manlet
t. 6'8" chad

purity spiraler

Whiter than you Muhammad

Damn dude how insecure are you? You shouldn't be upset over things you can't change

*pushes you over*

haha

This. Mexicans, Indians, Brazilians, Russians and Americans are white. Anyone who disagrees is a purity spiraler

I only care about power.

Push me.

192cm 6 feet 3 inches for you

>13
yeah I'm much taller
nice attempt to brag though

I don't know karate but I do know karazy

Whiter than you

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im about 8 inches.

>snowcuck
Doesn't Tyrone have to fuck your wife in front of you right now Jan?

I will fuck your mouth until i cum deep inside your guts.

I'm not white, I'm slav.

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Wouldn't you rather be... An alien?

Well, pol is mostly muttpeople
...and I don't mind XD

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I hid that post. I'm not reading that shit.

I'm scared.

How White am I?
How White am I??
*AHEM*

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Are you that same Canadian from the other thread?

Well that's my true height

Are you really rich like me too? I earn $450,000/py, plus bonuses. I have several cars too. Are you similar? It's so neat how tall, rich, and handsome Jow Forums users are

so your father was a Niger and your mum a hapa?

I only eat the white stripes of the zebra meat

Other way around

Why don't you have the original kek statue user?

I'm a billionaire off world leader

It's kinda crazy how some people out there just don't give a fuck and hunt people for sport. Rich people i mean, you need to be rich to do that sorta shit and get away with it.

Otherwise you would be, insane.

mine too. No-one would lie about something like that here. If people could just say whatever they wanted, then smart people hoping for an interesting conversation wouldn't bring up their height. But I have 155IQ, so obviously talking about height is interesting. What's your IQ?

Nah, no need. He already fucked your mom which is the reason why you're a 56% white mutt today.

So cool! Are you really tall like me? My dick is massive also

Lactose intolerant huh? Into the oven you go

I'm taller than 99% of the population.

That's my cock all over your face, can you feel it? smell it.

I don't know and don't care. Studying mathematics post grad so I assume at least 120

The necktie syndrome: Why CEOs tend to be significantly taller than the average male

Read more at:
//economictimes.indiatimes.com/articleshow/10178115.cms?utm_source=contentofinterest&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=cppst

>Indians, Brazilians
Okay, now I know you're just trolling. You made it too obvious.

I'm loving this roleplay, this website is awesome

>I have blonde hair, blue eyes
>Over 6 feet tall
>50% German blood, 50% mixed European (English and Scandinavian)
>Scandinavian last name
>I need SPF 130 to be out in the sun
>IQ is within the top 2% in my country
>Married to an Aryan girl with blonde hair, blue eyes
>Voted right wing every election
>Never committed a crime
>Have folders on my desktop dedicated to racist propaganda
>My veins practically glow through my skin though I'm not albino
>Both sides of my family have been protestant Christians for generations
How does it feel to be so inferior?

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You should brag about it as often as possible to as many not-all-there looking guys as possible. It's for good luck.

Try 139+

I do my taxes on time and help strangers with directions.

I would probably eat you.

Just saying because I'm taller than you and my IQ is higher too
I love talking about this stuff

Like your flesh i mean.

I'm taller and richer than you

>tfw prussian tier white

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What's your problem cannibal?

...

Maybe he just means caucasian. Technically that's correct due to their caucasoid bone structures (only partially true for Brazilians, I guess)

Post facial hair.

I love it when threads are just discussions of our heights and stuff, it's the best
specially because I'm so tall and strong and rich