I masturbate regularly on this

I masturbate regularly on this

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You maturbate to being in any sort of union with albanians, romanians, nafris, levantines and niggers?

>union with
Who said that? I just want the clay, not the subhumans which infests them. They can join the firing line anytime

I hope you are better at it than actual fighting. I doubt even you can betray your own dick.

>Spain
>Part of Italy

In hindsight seeing how things went, this would probably have been a much better result than what we got.

Based af, Italian empire would have been sweet.

You can't even cross Albania Manolo

>muh fighting skills
You vodka chuggers just threw yourself to the germans, you died in the millions despite having a crushing superiority in both numbers and industries. You destroyed your own culture and history to achieve a dwindling super power status which is constantly debated due to your own incompetence and raging corruption. Your country is but a vast shithole ruined beyond repair by your commie faggotry. All that remains is a vast, obsolete, nearly bankrupted army and your gas resorts. And you still have the nerve to spit on us. Die in a bunker you filthy squatter

Algeria? Turkey

You know you want some Bologna on your suvlaki, Kostas

>Italians throwing shade at the only country that managed to stop the strongest army the world has seen
You stupid niggers couldn't even manage to beat Austria-Hungary, a meme kingdom.

I don't think that's a good combination but whatever bakes your pizza

>machinegun in front of us
>CHARGE COMRADES, FOR THE MOTHERLAND

Not that you are wrong though

Chad Russian vs Virgin Italian.

I know right the spanish are fucking disgusting.

Everyone is good at crushing an army of exhausted men with low morale and resources when you have 3 more allies that are doing the same thing, stop projecting.
>strongest army in the world
Not in the slightest, surely well equipped and determined at the start, and easily the best in europe, but as Stalin quoted, quantity is a quality on its own. Even we outnumbered the germans, too bad we were led by idiots using WW1 gear

>Spain
>No Portugal
Why?

in defence of Italians, everybody would have issues breaking Soča/Isonzo front

stop masturbating and do something to make it real

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Begone shitskin, go back to your designated goat whore

Id have thought England was more or less yours as well you big stud

Yeah, but over 20 times?

The italian army lose against literally militias, imagine against the spanish army.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Guadalajara

Because we love you Jorge, we mean no harm to you

Look who is talking, Betrayer of Alliances, The Great Conqueror of Ethiopia (it took you only two years to beat spear chucking niggers. Gotta respect that), miss "I pissed my panties, I give up!".
>crushing superiority in both numbers and industries
Shitalian education, lol

why Yugoslavia?
we literally genocided all Italians from Dalmatia,same with the Germans in Vojvodina

honestly, the shitskins would just move to italy and turn it to something like america today

Hello Italia,


Would you please let us in? we have nice culture and food to offer, please just open the doors for us.

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So you're turned on by abject failure and public shaming? Different strokes I guess

>...genocided... the Germans in Vojvodina
Soon, subhuman, soon

I mean, we, slovenians snd you had alot of reasons to fight. And geography was in our favor. Compare it to galizian or serbian fronts then, KuK armee if had something to fight wouod fight good
some of italians were killed, italians are still 3rd biggest ethnic grouo in Croatia. Germans were just deported

italy is a shit hole, it has no reasonable justification to colonize africa.

come and try švab

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Nothing beats the Roman Empire fren.

>italy is a shit hole, it has no reasonable justification to colonize africa.

isnt israel surrounded by mudslime sand niggers?

Don't be retarded
A lot of Italian soldiers saved civilian Serbs in Croatia

Your from Pakistan the worst version of Asia you shouldn't be talking

Op é frocio

In the Eastern Front we had the Carpathians, but we literally were too dumb to hold them. If you read up on WW1 you notice how dumb Hötzendorf actually was.

Trst is ours. And Tržić(monfalcone) too. BORDER ON SOČA NOW

>Italien Empire
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

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Shitalians btfo.

both Hötzendorf and Cadorna were retards. Isonzo/Soča battles would be complete memes if there was no Borojević to keep our shit togather

Is this a joke? Man, you barely colonized Somalia.. No one even knows your shit language there.. Slow down Mario.

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agreed.

Imagine following a doctrine of mass assault and melee fighting in the time of machine guns and artillery

They couldn't beat the Greeks
>fucking Greeks :DD

Alll Italinas have Oedipus complex
Prove me wrong

>doctrine of mass assault and melee fighting in the time of machine guns and artillery
that happened on western front, and those were "competent" powers

> Italian empire
> Has Ethiopia and Greece

is this a meme

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You niggers are even worse at war than the french. No organization and you flee/surrender when you see the first enemy.

you're welcome

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Cringe

t-thanks. Honestly, first Yugoslavia wasn't even bad, and especially after establishment of Banovina Hrvatska. Too bad you gave our fleet to Entente or chimped out after signing nonagression pact in '41

we tried twice. Never again.

>Never again
agreed. Alot of shit happened. Yugoslavia died with Radić, if only both of us were acting properly during first one it would be good

The difference is everybody else (except the Russians) did heavy artillery bombardment before assaulting the opposing forces. Austria lacked the industry and artillery for that.
So onwards.
And because of our shitty doctrine, we had to assault multiple times in short order, as Hötzendorf thought, that would break the opponents' spirit

Radic insulted Serbian soldiers.
Including those soldiers who fought for you.
It's not propaganda you can find it for yourself

still killing him and in fucking parliament was a bit too much

Fuck off spic

This. OP is a fag and a nigger.

yeah
but you were thankful once
now..
nevermind kek

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at least, you have now beautiful seaside and islands.

>battles of the Isonzo

yes we were and we created Yugoslavia becauye we thought it would be good idea. And it would be if both of us hadn't fucked up

Do germans resent italians for being shitty allies in WW2?

The only African Country that I kinda respect is Namibia, and I know that their people would just turn into niggers once they immigrate.
Stay in your country and prosper with dignity

It also has Madagascar, people here are just too stupid to understand a joke

didnt know you liked fiction
pic is the only truth

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German npcs think WWII was Germany vs Russia and they don't even know that Italy took part in it.

>north switzerland
>triest
>south tirol
>mallorca

It's total border gore 2bh. Not aesthetic at all.

Pic related is p good if y'all ask mah white ass.

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Couldn't even take on the Greeks without Germany

HAHAHA

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>the only country that managed to stop the strongest army the world has seen
well if Italy had ten times the numbers of german soldiers and suitable equipment, they'd win too by zerg rushing. Also, it's often said that the weakness of Italy wasn't because of the lack of bravery of their soldiers, but due to their shit and corrupt leaders, inflexible industrial capabilities and overstretched supply lines. Even Rommel praised Italian bravery but condemned their officials as being shit-tier.

Shut your fucking mouth you disgusting Pajeet-blooded gypsy scumbag criminal subhuman R*manian.

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>Schweiz
>Italienisch
No

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Stay on your peninsula and give Südtirol to the Germans. Stop larping as Romans who have nothing to do with you.

white farmers and white Boers only

very based

land is beautiful, user
their peoples are not

>nice food
>being dutch
Pick one and only one

>austrians? a trifle
>they only had so much ammunition
>knowing their weakness, i sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they were spent

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I still don't understand Operation Barbarossa.
Like.....what was the fucking plan?
They had to know that eventually they were going to get BTFO right

The russains would've been deafeated if not for american lend lease, Russian generals said as much. It's modern american propaganda to act like they did nothing wrong when in reality they were supplying the armies before WW2 and were preparing to create their empire.

to be fair, in ww1 russia surrendered after taking a beating
it's the same as japan hoping to force a favourable peace treaty

Restore the Roman Empire, OP

What if everyone on the planet was italian? Could you imagine our world?

>Guadalajara
I hate your language so fucking much. And I hate you and your ancestors for creating an entire mutt race that occupies an entire mutt continent that has now taken over more than half of my entire country all because your kind couldn’t keep their dicks in their pants when they came over to this side of the world.

nafritalian on suicide watch

Sad Balkanite hours

That’s what’s going to happen if the jews win this. The world will be brown if they had their way.

>nafritalian
lmao, get the fuck out.

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There were less italians on eastern front than french voluntarly.

To grab the soviet industry and to knock out the ideological enemy. And we beat them before quiet easily.

Looks good on map, but I wouldn't want to have those borders as Italian unless moving to another city required permission from government.

Next time... Without Germany and Japan!

The west is already italic

This! Hahahahahahahahah

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Finally, somebody says it