A Virginia GMO-cotton farmer got bit by a Roundup juiced spider roaming his fields, giving him superpowers (super-strenght, danger sense, lightning quick reflexes, toxic roundup jets...) He has now dedicated his life to fight for his beloved heritage, protecting monuments, keeping an eye on his greatest foes, and repelling any yankee who'd like to take down his cherished monuments.
Dixie Spidey
Ayden Brown
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Adam Phillips
Ryder Gutierrez
spying on his enemies
William Turner
toxic monsanto spray to defend his heritage
James Butler
trigger
Angel Diaz
lol this fucking rules
Landon Long
10/& 10 Article 13 compliant.
Austin Johnson
MORE
Carson Sanders
Absolutely beautiful.
Parker Moore
What the fuck is this
Hudson Allen
There's such great opportunity for villains for this character hahah
Cooper Nelson
yikes
Mason Davis
kek
Michael Watson
This is gold!
Noah Collins
MOAR
Jaxson Campbell
Okay so, in the comics Mysterio was an illusionist sort of guy who came onto the scene wanting to be a supervillain and conjuring up fixed battles where he could win and get the praise of the population. Eventually it's discovered how manipulative he is.
I'm thinking something like... Mysteriberg, Mysteristein, you get the idea.
Nicholas James
*meant he wanted to be a superhero, not a supervillain.
Carter Harris
moar!
Dominic Sanders
this is brilliant, best thing i've seen in years
Parker Reyes
bump
Lincoln Wood
Henry Long
Cohenigma
Jordan Morris
What in the world am I witnessing?
Jacob Perez
It’s happening bros
David Foster
Thread theme
youtu.be
Robert Peterson
All hail the Dixie Spidey
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Blake Morgan
BUMP
Kayden Campbell
Bumperinoo
Daniel Collins
The power of weaponized autism and an overpriced Art degree. Well done user