I'm a jobless, degenerate, porn-addicted, alcoholic 26 year old basement-dweller...

I'm a jobless, degenerate, porn-addicted, alcoholic 26 year old basement-dweller. who does nothing but sit around and play video games all day.

I'm finally going back to school, I'm trying to turn my life around. You guys have any advice? Anybody have some resources they could share? I don't know how the fuck to function as a human.

Not exactly on-topic, but I need some serious red pills.

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DO NOT waste money on college. Get a paid apprenticeship to be a plumber, electrician, or hvac tech. You'll make more money in the time it takes to get a degree, and no debt.

redpills in my thread, check it out bro

Work out.

And oh yea, if you're not sure what you want to do with your degree yet, start with this:
You can always change your mind and get a degree later, and then you might not even have to get a loan.

Honestly, I wouldn't, I've worked trades before and liked the work, but I found something that I think I'd be great at and that I'd really enjoy.

Shouldn't need loans. NEETbux (pell grants).

What's a good starting workout regimine? again, lardass degenerate. What can I do with limited space and very little money?

Eat shit op. If your not a beaner who speaks Spanish this country doesn't need you faggot. Sell all you have buy a gun and blow your brains out you useless piece of shit. Or go be a hero at a jew temple.

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>I'm finally going back to school, I'm trying to turn my life around. You guys have any advice?
just keep doing what you're doing.
convince yourself that you are not content in the basement, eventually it will disgust you and help you move on.

>What's a good starting workout regimine?
calisthenics

Anything in particular? Jumping jacks and pushups? lol

lol, do all of them, pushups, situps, pullups/chinups, squats, running. Theres endless ways to do each one too so you can mix up. Do what you feel comfortable doing, and then try to do more the next day.

If anyone else here's been in a similar spot, what helped you drag yourself out? What changed?

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48 year old here
Was jobless, lived with parents and no degree at 30. No gf too

Snapped and finished degree online at 34, got gf, married, got amazing job remotely and had first kid at 37. I thought I was done

You aren’t

Bought 500 k house at 37 too

Insane how fast things can change if you want them to

find Jesus and open your own business

Just keep it up OP, and don't get discouraged if you don't see things turning around imidiately, it might take some time. I balooned up when i was 25 and fresh out of college in an office job. It's taken 3 years but I've dropped 50 pounds and am close to the best shape of my life.

What changed for you internally or externally that let you get the fuck away from that life?

Don’t forget your shitty live in the basement it will keep you motivated

Must have been some dark times back then, congrats on turning it around.

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if you are fat and poor start walking everywhere. even if it's a few miles, walk it. save money and lose weight.

I live in my parents basement along a very busy semi-rural highway, I like walking, but the nearest anything is two hours away by foot.

start with basic calisthenics if you're severely out of shape
once you can do 20+ pushups and 5+ pull ups with ease you should definitely start lifting weights to keep progressing
look at any lifting program that focuses on the terms "compound lifts" or "compound movements" done with a barbell or dumbells and focuses on "linear progression" since you're a beginner
look up "calories in vs calories out" and a "TDEE calculator" (Total Daily Energy Expenditure) to figure out your diet

read the sticky in Jow Forums and ignore everything else posted until you've been lifting for 6+ months

Join some school clubs and socialize
treat socializing like working out, you have to make yourself do it even if you don't want to or else you'll "get out of shape"

Jesus is a Jewish trick.

this is good advice

Get a job you cunt and stop drinking sugary drinks

I actually have something of a life, socialization isn't a problem for me, it's... everything else, lol.

yessir.

Do you have a throwaway email? Would love to talk with you. Not OP but 24yo failure