Is there anything as tough as beef jerky a vegan could chew on?

Is there anything as tough as beef jerky a vegan could chew on?

Am vegan and I miss the toughness of meat

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Bean curd?
Dehyrdrated fruit?

Dehydrated fruit is kinda soft IMHO
What's the texture of bean curd like?

So far I've only tried sugar cane but I don't want to get cavities

a dildo?

or one of those bird treats made out of grains

or maybe try marinading the rinds of vegetables or fruit you normally don't eat in savoury stuff, only problem is you still have to end up spitting it out and the staying power of the flavour might be at first too strong then disappear real fast so you'll need additives

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Stop being vegan. Importing onions on container ship from across the world is unsustainable for the environment.

>Importing onions on container ship from across the world is unsustainable for the environment.
And importing beef isn't?
I'm not a vegan, but this argument doesn't make any sense.

It's still not quite meat. It's really good, and it's flat and chewey.
Funny you say I was gonna say sugar cane, but I didn't for the reason you stated.

vegan diet doesn't have all the nutrients you need to live without supplements

Rubber chew toys?
Like for infants?

>a dildo?
I'm not tryna get the cancer tho
>or one of those bird treats made out of grains
>or maybe try marinading the rinds of vegetables or fruit you normally don't eat in savoury stuff, only problem is you still have to end up spitting it out and the staying power of the flavour might be at first too strong then disappear real fast so you'll need additives
Id feel weird chewing on bird treats dried fruits and veggies are too soft imo

That's why I eat out your mum everynite
>Pic related

Will give it a try

Heard about mastic gum so i might try that too

Forgot pic

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When i'm chopping wood my dogs chew the strips that fall off.

try that

Was thinking about that actually

coomer has some pretty good teeth, if he wasn't bald and started lifting he'd be ok

>dried fruits and veggies

no you retard, like the rind of certain fruits or vegetables that people normally discard on account of it being too hard/too pithy or whatever

throw in some flavoured gum that slowly releases flavour and you're set

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Ofc ik what a rind is you Mongoloid I'm vegan

>throw in some flavoured gum that slowly releases flavour and you're set
Alright

no you fucking don't since i had to type it fucking twice before your nutrient deprived brain understood

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It doesn't solve anything. Vegans cannot survive without polluting the Earth, unlike hunters.

Look you faggot the texture of rind and dried fruit is pretty much the same after they've been dried

Nigga cattle farming produces way more co2
Do you have any idea how much vegan food it takes to feed those animals?

try HARDER THEN you fucking lazy vegan

REEEEEEE

>Do you have any idea how much vegan food it takes to feed those animals?
That food is not fit for humans. It is only digestible by animals with four stomachs and a rumen. The primary motivation of veganism is ignorance and virtue signalling.

>That food is not fit for humans
No shit but it's still food regardless and produces carbon emissions
More animals are grown for meat than there's humans in the world

That's because most of humanity needs to die off for the planet to survive. At that point, veganism won't be an option because it's the product of domesticated human beings. It is unsustainable outside of Earth-destroying cargo ships importing your kale from the other side of the world.

I'm sure you can make something out of seitan.

You're literally destroying the earth with your processed vegan foods, zoomers are going to be the first to rope you when the climate holocaust comes.