4 days left anons, repent now to save time partying later

Dear Sweet Jesus, Thank you for all you have provided us in life but I think it's time you turn us to dust. No one I know is enjoying life, everyone's lost, the futures bleak for humanity and death sounds rather peaceful to me, personally. O heavenly God won't you please end humanity's miserable existence with an asteroid that brings swift & certain death. Amen

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See yall in heaven.

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nothing

ever

happens

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Based and blackpilled
Please god, kill everyone already. Not just the men , but the women and the children too. Bonus points for jews. And most importantly, kill me first

got this from another thread

youtube.com/watch?v=Y9ytpB-lOBQ

>5:50

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Underrated

I just wish we could somehow see all the degenerates burning in Hell, it won't be true Heaven without that satisfaction

it will

double celebration! lucky

comfy

oi cheeky

He hears you fren

have faith user, we're nearly there

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Curse you Cathy Newman!

youtu.be/Dg0UgXtmrmc

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WUT? I thought the end of the world was scheduled 1 hour ago. I read it on Jow Forums so surely it was reliable information.

imagine believing on shit prophecies

Got craft today, feelsgoodman

In 4 days? you better be 98 already

If I definitively knew that the world was going to end and there would be no way to stop it, i would bang the living daylights out of the 12-yr-old neighbor boy.

where do i point my telescope to see this meteor?

pls god , let it fall on Israel

It's Aileen Wuornos (convinced prostitute murderer) saying a ''rock'' is supposed to hit us in 2019.

It's kind of odd because I'm pretty sure at the time this video was filmed there was no information about the asteroid. She also looks like she's seen some shit.

Whether it's just ramblings of an insane woman or not we'll just have to see come Saturday.

>I'm going to spend my savings and go out with a bang
nice try kike

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inshallah
leaf would also be acceptable.

ah interesting

>2019, a rock is supposed to hit you anyhow
WTF

sonic pressure

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See this:

Before you die, you get one last night of steaming hot sex.
Roll for your partner.
Quads, all of them at the same time.

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It must be good to be a neet and have 96 hours entirely dedicated to go from 98 to 99

I'm going to sit in my room and shitpost on Jow Forums. same thing I did every other apocalypse date.
I'm going to participate in the larping and if by some chance it actually happens I will participate in the united screaming of all others like me as I await death to reach me.

quads get

rolling just to test my luck

if by hot sex you mean brutal rape then I'm in

* blows dice *

4 get! plz

lol

at least it wasn't 5, you dodged a bullet there

All of them at the same time with dragon dildos.

No, your must mean the Devil. God WIILL not violate his word.

The joke's on you, I happen to like granny Jewesses. Together we shall subvert Europe and when she dies she'll leave me all her shekels.

Kill me

Stupid mofo chicken little faggots.

Well.. might as well roll the dice

Oh FUCK

I think you're forgetting about a certain dragon's sweeping of his tail knocking stars to the Earth as outlined in Revelation.

This is the loop back they were talking about. They said if it hits a keyhole it’s gunna hit us.

>boot up account
>remember old logon
>have to restart on tutorial island anyways
such bullshit

mmm so heroin would be so nice to be on while the world ends. I've been clean for a couple years and its really getting old. If i knew the world was ending i would empty my checking account and go get high.

Heh roling

Dragons?

Lmao yeah right bro. Why not get 99 runecrafting instead?
>just as shit
>just as long
>make billions of gp
>don’t have to three-tick mine sandstone

roll for apocalypse this year

Revelation 12:3 - 12:12
And there appeared another wonder in heaven; and behold a great red dragon, having seven heads and ten horns, and seven crowns upon his heads. And his tail drew the third part of the stars of heaven, and did cast them to the earth: and the dragon stood before the woman which was ready to be delivered, for to devour her child as soon as it was born. And she brought forth a man child, who was to rule all nations with a rod of iron: and her child was caught up unto God, and to his throne. And the woman fled into the wilderness, where she hath a place prepared of God, that they should feed her there a thousand two hundred and threescore days. And there was war in heaven: Michael and his angels fought against the dragon; and the dragon fought and his angels, And prevailed not; neither was their place found any more in heaven. And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. And I heard a loud voice saying in heaven, Now is come salvation, and strength, and the kingdom of our God, and the power of his Christ: for the accuser of our brethren is cast down, which accused them before our God day and night. And they overcame him by the blood of the Lamb, and by the word of their testimony; and they loved not their lives unto the death. Therefore rejoice, ye heavens, and ye that dwell in them. Woe to the inhabiters of the earth and of the sea! for the devil is come down unto you, having great wrath, because he knoweth that he hath but a short time.

There you go

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You would abuse a child as your last living act? If that's a true statement you need to legitimately consider an audit of your personal moral foundation.

oh boy...

Well thank god it's all going to end.

Let's hope that when shit would have hit the fan, the next world -whether you're alive or not- would be made better than this.

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How I’ll spend my final hours
youtu.be/ZbR5WcyWl18

roll

>not allegory at all

Everytime theres an apocalypse scare/meteorite prediction, nothing fucking happens. For once I want this to be THE world ending event and humanity finally gets destroyed.

the world is ending, amigo

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no one landed AOC yet.

Would

Can we hurry this shit up already?

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Pussy shit. Id go out in a meat grinder feet first and see how much sausage I could eat before my brain stops

Rawlin!

has anyone seen the moon today?

rolling

Happy Birthday, user
Only the Father in Heaven knows that day. Stop trying to predict this.

Don't get my hopes up

Roll

I get the back

I really hope that there won't be in asteroid strike within my lifetime. To live is a beautiful thing and its not that I'm afraid of death. Its just that I'm not ready yet. I want to travel and learn more.

well

rollin

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please guys, i have a very bad feeling about the moon, has anyone seen it?

I'd like to see a mid-level one...not big enough to kill everything off, but big enough that mankind is thrown back into the iron age...

fml...

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Ah-bloo-bloo

Ya I've seen it it's big tonight (or at least from my perspective) what about it

Let's do this

And in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it; and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them.
Revelation 9:6

have you actually ever seen the moon... move?

> no work next monday

Doesn't even sound so bad.

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You assholes keep blue balling me on this the Earth is going to end shit and nothing ever happens

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Can't say for sure I'll take note of where it is now and get back to you

speading time with my family that's what matters to me
don't care about anything else right now

If I get to heaven early then so be it.
No regrets. everything from herew on out is up to god weather he saves us or not its all in his ball game.

*here on out

i apreciate that, user

Amen

Says the Saudi that wants to wage war for the Jews.

End it.

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