Barge the Damn General #2

previous thread
Whats Happening
>Barges broke loose
>headed towards Damn that already topped
>MANDATORY EVACUATION
>the kicker: Damn is North of NUCLEAR POWER PLANT


tl:dr: Oklahoma and everything down river is fucked m8

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fox23.com/fox23-live-streams
nytimes.com/1992/11/25/us/troubled-nuclear-factory-is-to-be-shut-in-oklahoma.html
twitter.com/TTFurcon/status/1131399882009395204
youtu.be/wJd_usilW2I
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Low-background_steel
twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=Webber falls&src=tyah
youtube.com/watch?v=p1zKpEdgWEc
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Let's take bets, will the dam break or not?

>british
>white

sorry to barge in here, and lemme float this but oroville was the greatest damn of all time!

>Oklahoma and everything down river is fucked m8
So nothing of value is in danger

nope. nothing ever happens.

This

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bumping for surfs up, okie edition

where is the live stream?

I bet you twelve internets the dam will break and kill a few people

it feeds into the Mississippi river that very bad.

Here we go boys

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"Let's put a nuclear waste site in tornado alley right next to a river Cletus"

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Press S to save Sneeds!

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user that lived minutes away from is should go and film this shit , preferably, on the dam . or right in front of it

bump

Barges in 30!

Sounds like less niggers

Why haven't the barges hit? They said 10 minutes 30 minutes ago.

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NO NEWS COVERAGE

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i bet you kiss girls, fgt

Is there a livestream or livemap?

Lol, you think a flood or a tornado can move waste casks.

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If that one breaks and the one in California does not break and wipe out San Francisco, i am going to be pissed.

soon, friend, i can hear them clanking this way.

unless user in the previous thread grows balls and films it we only have the sheriff department and local news for updates

>barges
>dam
I don't understand how boats, water, or dams work. What's the risk here?

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is it happening?

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>could
doubt.

LIVE STREAMS:
fox23.com/fox23-live-streams

The barges will probably just run aground when they hit a bend in the river

Yeah, that's what makes me a straight male
Unlike you

The barges might cause some amount of dam failure if the barge into the dam. This could send a dangerous amount of water gushing past the dam.

LESS THAN ONE MINUTE FROM CONFIRMATION OF SOMETHING

Possibly

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nytimes.com/1992/11/25/us/troubled-nuclear-factory-is-to-be-shut-in-oklahoma.html
lmao its not like they even put the shit away right. apparently the entire county is already a nuclear fallout zone.

>its normal in oklahoma to just leave nuclear waste out in the open leaking everywhere.

The Dam will be held by an impenetrable wall of frens than even held a 7k Bitcoin support.

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>Huge traffic jams on all routes out of Webers Falls
>they're trapped

Which occultist was in OK last week? Podesta? Clinton? Obama?

Your mom will probably bend in the river.

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no coverage
>it's gonna be bad

You are going to die!

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is there much radioactive stuff still at the nuclear processing site?

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tons of steel crashing into pic. use your imagination, user!

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>twitter.com/TTFurcon/status/1131399882009395204

RIP FUR FAGS IN WEBBER FALLS

Boomer and wagie genocide incoming.

I dont want my fellow burgers to get soggy

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The entire world is a fallout zone. Steel made previous to the first atomic tests is worth more than gold. They use it in sensitive environments and testing equipment because modern steel is ALL radioactive.

barges in 30 seconds

More like Webber Fails, am I right fellers?

I wager my cum sock the god damn dam will breach

There is no nuclear power plant... just a site where one once stood

Day of the soggy bun inbound

They are full of TONS of rock as well.

well i have that going for me, which is nice.

>barges crashing through several feet of reinforced concrete
Not a chance in hell. Amusing scenario but way the damn cracks from the impact.

my first thought, but that's what Fox 23 was saying...then they cut to the most boring weather man in the entire world.

Damn, this keeps getting better.
I hop all they find of those people are their furry costumes

I thought that was fake as fuck, is it real?

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I'm not ready

Is nobody going to talk about how fucked Fort Smith is going to be?

We need time updates.

youtu.be/wJd_usilW2I

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Low-background_steel

I thought it was made up, I was wrong

why doesnt the military blow the fucking things up so they sink?

are amerimutts this stupid?

isn't oklahoma usually able to pray these things away?

>label yourself or you'll go in the mass body pit
welp

>Steel made previous to the first atomic tests is worth more than gold
i have access to tons of it i highly doubt its worth more than gold

It’s real, and as a holocaust survivor I’m deeply offended.

I am having trouble telling if this is a larp or not.

based

I'm not going up there you are out of your mind. Hoping the dam holds up desu, tfw no ride

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Tulsa news stations don't have shit on Oklahoma City.

yup just followed the link to kikebook its fucking real.

Yes, but I can't post the link because 4 chan thinks it's spam

Look up I-40 on twitter and all social media, if the damn breaks then that bridge will be fucked. They already have blocked off the bridge.

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American weapons are only to be used in the protection of our greatest ally Israel.

yeah...that was an alcohol induced exaggeration. you should see how big my dick is.

Worst to happen will be one or two gates will be damaged.

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The barges are American made so they were made to withstand explosions.

Is this the latest Jewish plot to get rid of White People?

1 day ago they warned of unprecedented flooding on the towns facebook page before this even happend, look up webber falls area news

It just needs to create a weak point, then the weight of the water will do the rest.

I'm very comfy today.

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Real as fuck
>twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=Webber falls&src=tyah

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How the fuck is there a dam in Oklahoma? Isn't that state flatter than a 9 year old thai boy?

>Evacuate Immediately!!
>*Blocks Bridge*
Hahahahaha! Based cops

Only 3.6 roentgen. Nothing to worry about.

Im scared! I actually put my life jacket, flippers, and snorkel on...just in case

pick one and only one
> a furry killing catastrophe
>a couple of explosions and the furries live?
I think you know what the stupid decision out of those options are

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omg conspiracy! steel barges don't break steel dams!

are they all gonna drown
?

the great maga purge of 2019 is upon us

2 MINUTES!!

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youtube.com/watch?v=p1zKpEdgWEc
webber falls may be a human sacrifice area

I think you are underestimating the neglect of our water infrastructure

>TRUMP was CHOSEN by GOD
>drowns