Barge the Dam General #4

William Torres
William Torres

2 minutes 30 minutes ago Edition

Whats Happening
Barges broke loose
headed towards Damn that already topped
MANDATORY EVACUATIONof
the kicker: Damn is North of NUCLEAR POWER PLANT

UPDATE:
Cleared the Bridge nothing stoping them now
one user is confirmed to be in area
all roads are shut down people are stuck
THE FUCKING LOST THE BARGES KEK

Live stream
facebook()com/story.php?story_fbid=909805169361226&id=162353520484668

radio (still looking for better one/live feeds)
broadcastify.com/listen/ctid/2178

tl:dr: Oklahoma and everything down river is fucked m8

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youtube.com/watch?v=MzAmU8h1vsU
youtube.com/watch?v=68cbjlLFl4U
youtube.com/watch?v=5iAl_0xy-ng
youtube.com/watch?v=iUXAHc-ABoY
waterdata.usgs.gov/nwis/uv?site_no=07164500
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/12374/web
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/22651/web
jowforums.com/thread/213971540/politics
jowforums.com/thread/213972267/politics
jowforums.com/thread/213973927/politics
minds.com/therealjasonwilliams

William Long
William Long

First

Henry Barnes
Henry Barnes

Last Thread

jowforums.com/thread/213965905/politics

James Ortiz
James Ortiz

The barges disappeared. No one knows where they went.

Robert Wilson
Robert Wilson

I don't want to set the wooooooorld on fiiiiiiire~

Jordan Lopez
Jordan Lopez

Nothing personnel, Dam

Camden Sanders
Camden Sanders

Second barge on the grassy knoll.

Levi Kelly
Levi Kelly

F for jefferson city

Landon Perez
Landon Perez

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Thomas Perez
Thomas Perez

I'm surprised no county or state agencies have a helicopter with a FLIR or something.

Logan Allen
Logan Allen

i just want to start
a flame in your heart

Hunter Morales
Hunter Morales

ITS OK TO BE BARGE

Jayden Reed
Jayden Reed

LET'S FUCKING GO

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Xavier Cook
Xavier Cook

3 repeating numbers and nothing ever happens

Luis Sullivan
Luis Sullivan

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Nathaniel Gutierrez
Nathaniel Gutierrez

They were holograms. Barge fuel can't melt concrete dams.

James King
James King

Ghost Barges are on the loose! They could be anywhere!

PROTECT YOUR DAMS!!!

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James Stewart
James Stewart

Who here is team 2nd barge, 1st barge is for fags.

Samuel Parker
Samuel Parker

something smells fishy about all this

Aaron Hernandez
Aaron Hernandez

damn
Is this autocorrect or are you really just that fucking retarded?

Aaron Perry
Aaron Perry

If you could have one wish what would it be?
You can't wish for more wishes

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Alexander Perry
Alexander Perry

Stop trying to force this utter shite

Julian Cook
Julian Cook

BREAK THE DAM!
RELEASE THE RIVER!

Sebastian Thompson
Sebastian Thompson

Pardon me for...

BARGING into this thread.

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Robert Morris
Robert Morris

FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS

Thomas Kelly
Thomas Kelly

WHERE ARE THE BARGES

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Dominic Young
Dominic Young

Its kinda hard to fly a helicopter in a tornado desu

Anthony Rogers
Anthony Rogers

PROTECT

YOUR

DAMS

FROM

GHOST

BARGES!!!

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Mason Jenkins
Mason Jenkins

im team
executions in webbers falls during a false alarm

Liam Wood
Liam Wood

Large Marge is loose?

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Jace Stewart
Jace Stewart

They are attached to each other. They are essentially a mega barge.

Thomas Wood
Thomas Wood

Just putting it out there:
I would volunteer to be dropped on the barge and set some explosives.
I feel like I could do it.

Easton Morgan
Easton Morgan

Fake news.
I can understand losing one jet plane...
2 jet planes? (Malaysian) That's a stretch.
But 2 barges?
Pfffft.

Luis Barnes
Luis Barnes

I wish this shit would blow up fukushima style

Kayden Taylor
Kayden Taylor

1ST BARGE IS BEST BARGE

Wyatt Walker
Wyatt Walker

even if the dam holds we can't afford much more rain

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Angel Lewis
Angel Lewis

The CIA experiment is really watching how Jow Forums reacts to a false alarm

Gabriel King
Gabriel King

EVERYBODY BARGE IN HERE

Thomas Moore
Thomas Moore

it better happen, I want a Gordon Lightfoot to have some new material

Chase Scott
Chase Scott

Has /pol checked if the dam was recently insured or something to that effect?

Dylan Lopez
Dylan Lopez

Barges in 30 minutes

Elijah Parker
Elijah Parker

Singles and they sank and they search for three days continuously saying they might hit the dam.

Dominic Ortiz
Dominic Ortiz

it's OK, as long as you don't do any damage

Nicholas Reyes
Nicholas Reyes

to be honest i don't know if i care enough to watch this. i spent 3 days watching a dam not burst last year. i don't know if i can do it again. just upload a webm if it does.

Charles Turner
Charles Turner

why should i care about this now?

Noah Russell
Noah Russell

chech under your bed

Grayson White
Grayson White

To be able to wish for more wishes.

Angel Smith
Angel Smith

i'd wish to motorboat that shit

Landon Morales
Landon Morales

I wish she were my sex slave.

Caleb Carter
Caleb Carter

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David Ramirez
David Ramirez

MEGA BARGE
Nothing can quench it's blood lust

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Cooper Johnson
Cooper Johnson

retarded plan destined to fail
I feel like I could do it
we're sure you could user we're sure you could

Benjamin Cruz
Benjamin Cruz

My brother in law works with the state local council district and he's just called me, told me they're evacuating the whole state in 24 hours

Levi Brooks
Levi Brooks

2 MINUTES JUST FLEW OVER MY WIFES DOG

Eli Smith
Eli Smith

Unrestricted ability to grant wishes.

Sebastian Perez
Sebastian Perez

40 minutes ago they were 2 minutes away
why do we have to live like this

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Luis Roberts
Luis Roberts

Reminder: memeflag delouser is pretty much a required extension at this point.

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Luke Scott
Luke Scott

MAGA barge confirmed.

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Juan Morris
Juan Morris

The Blair Witch got them.

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Thomas Lewis
Thomas Lewis

So if anything the barge is probably stuck in one of the red areas. In that case It should be easy to find them.

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Carter Stewart
Carter Stewart

why tho? this is the third false alarm today

Lincoln Young
Lincoln Young

We expected the barges to drift into the dam, but the really drifted into the Twilight Zone.

Aaron Perry
Aaron Perry

Alternate live stream link: kotv-lh.akamaihd.net/i/[email protected]/master.m3u8

You can use any streaming program or online streamer to use the link but just putting it into your address bar won't do shit

Andrew Martin
Andrew Martin

Drowned Americans when?

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Dominic Gonzalez
Dominic Gonzalez

*muffled honk honks in the distance*

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Ryan Moore
Ryan Moore

they're the real mvps in this

Julian Powell
Julian Powell

Debarge es loose

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Connor Lopez
Connor Lopez

I've been praying to the magma chamber in Yellowstone. Perhaps this might be the start of the end of (((USA)))?

Ayden Taylor
Ayden Taylor

do we not have helicopters that can fly in a tornado? wtf?

Jackson Ortiz
Jackson Ortiz

Underrated.

Gabriel Bennett
Gabriel Bennett

Nobody else had a plan.
At least I had a plan.

Levi White
Levi White

They fly shit in hurricanes though, not that I'm up to speed on hurricane vs tornado wind speeds, and aircraft flyability in high speed winds. Also not sure if the tornado is over the damn area.

Parker Harris
Parker Harris

That was actually 2017...

Chase Peterson
Chase Peterson

some of you are alright don't go to Okay OK in the next few minutes.

Bentley Martinez
Bentley Martinez

youtube.com/watch?v=MzAmU8h1vsU
non fagbook feed

Cooper Hughes
Cooper Hughes

confirmed tornado destroying jefferson city tho

Ayden Lopez
Ayden Lopez

branches on live stream aren't even moving. no rain. wtf

Jeremiah Torres
Jeremiah Torres

helicopters
fly
tornado
you have sent me to another plane with this post

Benjamin Ortiz
Benjamin Ortiz

When is the nuclear plant going to melt down? I have to get up for work in 5hrs, so can the barges hurry the fuck up?

Ryder Anderson
Ryder Anderson

STEEL BARGES CANT CRUMBLE CONCRETE DAMNS

SWIMMING ISRAELIS CONFIRMED

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Brody Ortiz
Brody Ortiz

Maybe the barges got picked up by a twister?

Dylan Garcia
Dylan Garcia

Is that Greyworm?

Leo Hall
Leo Hall

Digits and its the jews

Jack Sullivan
Jack Sullivan

A helicopter is not a hurricane hunter C130 dumfren

Asher Allen
Asher Allen

honestly this is probably right
nothing's probably happening guys

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Adrian Collins
Adrian Collins

Who else is Team Dam?!

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Logan Torres
Logan Torres

Birds have to be spun up and then track the river back to find them.

Nicholas Carter
Nicholas Carter

NOTHING EVER HABBENS

Nolan Myers
Nolan Myers

i guess time flies when you spend everyday shitposting on Jow Forums and keeping your eyes peeled for niggers and jews.

Blake Scott
Blake Scott

Damn, this ended up being a nothing burger

Carson King
Carson King

Is the official story that the barges can't be found by satellite or any sort of eye in the sky because of heavy cloud coverage?

Isaac Perry
Isaac Perry

Your just jealous our barges run on freedom, while yours bring in more refugees.

Alexander Miller
Alexander Miller

I literally just wish to be left alone at this point

Cameron Clark
Cameron Clark

no, the river is flooded, so the barges are probably stuck in that muck north of your red line

Dominic Cooper
Dominic Cooper

What's that?

Daniel Lewis
Daniel Lewis

KFOR uses helicopters to chase tornadoes all the time

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Jonathan Moore
Jonathan Moore

mega barge

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William Rogers
William Rogers

I mean they’re both about spinning it’s a good match

Owen Morris
Owen Morris

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Jordan Reyes
Jordan Reyes

Then why can the choppers find'em?

Ian Collins
Ian Collins

delouser

Landon Ramirez
Landon Ramirez

people are dying, bro. don't joke about it.

Robert Taylor
Robert Taylor

Who is bothering you Frenchfren?

Lincoln Lewis
Lincoln Lewis

I LIKE BIG BARGES AND I CANNOT LIE

Nathaniel Lopez
Nathaniel Lopez

The 2 barges will be 2 separate incidents = 2x payout. Bridge owner is normally at the dam, but his wife made him a Dr. appointment today.

Colton Watson
Colton Watson

Ghost Barges in the Sky.
add that to Okay Corral and we have two Frankie Lane songs.

this means something. this is important.

Aaron Garcia
Aaron Garcia

Don't tell that to California helicopter pilots, they say they can't even fly them in the rain

Xavier Martinez
Xavier Martinez

THE BARGES ARE CARRYING FERTILIZER
TERRORIST BARGES

Logan Cook
Logan Cook

Who here an Okie From Muskogee?

youtube.com/watch?v=68cbjlLFl4U

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Anthony Williams
Anthony Williams

are you meaning through
i need clarification for my sanity
are you saying chasing tornadoes
or through tornadoes

Jaxon Ross
Jaxon Ross

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Blake Long
Blake Long

Lolz

Mason Wood
Mason Wood

Damn right

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Daniel Martin
Daniel Martin

normie on fb says the barges got caught up on the last bend of the river

Wyatt Allen
Wyatt Allen

yfw you realize the reactor's diesel generators will be flooded
OH SHI-

Isaiah Stewart
Isaiah Stewart

ayylamo
fe serious tho.

Thomas Phillips
Thomas Phillips

An elder god having a solar snack.

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Luke Perez
Luke Perez

Cloaking engaged.

Logan Myers
Logan Myers

Thought that said Beaver Brapping

Brandon Davis
Brandon Davis

Solar prominence.

Nathaniel Nelson
Nathaniel Nelson

How many Roentgens will be released if the dam breaks?

Leo Smith
Leo Smith

Normie also says they are connected. Don't know if that's good or bad for us.

Carson Barnes
Carson Barnes

Space ghost.

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Bentley Jones
Bentley Jones

Leftists subhumans that make up for 90% of my coworkers

Adam Martinez
Adam Martinez

the barges are stuck in the river guys, they're not going anywhere

Jackson Gutierrez
Jackson Gutierrez

the barges are tied up. habbening over

Kayden Lee
Kayden Lee

only 3.6
not great, not terrible

Lincoln Reyes
Lincoln Reyes

he doesn't use DachChan with (((memeflags))) setting turned on

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Daniel Sullivan
Daniel Sullivan

The issue is that they can run aground, but the water level keeps rising, so they float off again.

Grayson Garcia
Grayson Garcia

a whole town is about to die and this reporter is talking about catfishing

this nigga

William Wood
William Wood

Digits and they break loose

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Samuel Ross
Samuel Ross

Coast to coast flooding confirmed.

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Bentley Nguyen
Bentley Nguyen

Enough to mutate every steer and queer for miles

Brandon Rodriguez
Brandon Rodriguez

unless it rains more, then they can float free.
digits for more rain

Kayden Cox
Kayden Cox

stealth mega barges

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Jaxon Fisher
Jaxon Fisher

It had to have been. Kikebook guy has a drone up so hopefully they will find them. I should be in bed but i want a happening.

Oliver Smith
Oliver Smith

Sloppy job mossad, those barges are going straight up the Chesapeake.

Christopher Harris
Christopher Harris

JustTheTip.webm

Carter Nelson
Carter Nelson

link

Anthony Sullivan
Anthony Sullivan

400 X-Rays worth...not bad.

Xavier Williams
Xavier Williams

Now would be a good time to drop a guy on there and set some explosives.

Evan Richardson
Evan Richardson

This is the worst non-happening.yet.

Joseph Campbell
Joseph Campbell

(Checked)
The hero we needed. I wish you will live a happy life.

Chase Bell
Chase Bell

To be free.

Carson Parker
Carson Parker

Maybe that's what Mossad is doing and that's why nobody knows where they are

Mason Jackson
Mason Jackson

Large Marge looks like a truck driving granny who cuts juicy, smelly, loud braaps and sits in there and smells them

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Liam Ortiz
Liam Ortiz

i think /x/ is your new home board

Mason Lewis
Mason Lewis

I wish for $100,000,000 in new US 20 dollar bills to appear in my closet
with no legal consequences.

Nathaniel Roberts
Nathaniel Roberts

No, fuck you and fuck those things.
When I was 12 at summer camp we found one and it got super super fucking angry after I punched it.
Scary motherfuckers when they chase you.

Christian Martinez
Christian Martinez

They are carrying fertilizer. It would pollute the river.

Juan Thomas
Juan Thomas

I know you could do it user.
I have faith in you.

Cooper Baker
Cooper Baker

ghost barge
they’re coming

Brody Morgan
Brody Morgan

a happy, prosperous period in life

Alexander Gomez
Alexander Gomez

Barges are loose and they could not tame them. Probably just being slowed quite a bit but they're obviously not beached.

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Brayden Adams
Brayden Adams

One barge is now loose again, drifting towards the east side of the dam and lock area.

Ayden Baker
Ayden Baker

I'm about to break nofap...

Julian King
Julian King

why did you punch it

Jordan Sullivan
Jordan Sullivan

Shes a ghost, you faggot

Hunter Robinson
Hunter Robinson

To feel happiness again.

Aaron James
Aaron James

That's good solid thinking.

Ryder Anderson
Ryder Anderson

I hope beavers eat your face in your sleep.

Jaxson Evans
Jaxson Evans

Bide on drees :^)))
Blogg off wadder :^))

Michael Roberts
Michael Roberts

punch animal
it get's angry at you

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Henry Rogers
Henry Rogers

A violent tornado just hit Jefferson City Missouri

Dominic Miller
Dominic Miller

I wish a barge would ram in the ass hard, what, with all of this food and medicine I can easily afford sue to my huge life prospects. Kill me now barges!

Aaron Nelson
Aaron Nelson

Oroville Dam?

Evan Green
Evan Green

BLEACH THE BARGES

Nolan Diaz
Nolan Diaz

this is why everyone hates you user

Dominic Allen
Dominic Allen

Try a bowline knot

Aiden Taylor
Aiden Taylor

That there were three barges.

Jeremiah Nguyen
Jeremiah Nguyen

I'm the guy for the job.
No one in gov has large, smoking balls like I do.

Ryan Thompson
Ryan Thompson

They got the City they wanted evacuated, and did their jewish tricks while no one was watching
You'll hear about some massive BS in a week or so, and they will even reference this in the news broadcasts for it
This is smoke and mirrors for the real happening

Julian Jackson
Julian Jackson

i wish for infinity burgers

Brody Thompson
Brody Thompson

This better fucking happen.

Two girls just wanted to have a dick sucking competition with me as the judge, I had to turn them down cause I wanted to see this dam get smashed.

Justin Nguyen
Justin Nguyen

BARGES ARE LOOSE THE WORLD IS GOING TO DESTROYED BY BARGES!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jackson Hernandez
Jackson Hernandez

In America beaver chases you.

Bentley Foster
Bentley Foster

it got super super fucking angry after I punched it

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Matthew Davis
Matthew Davis

he doesn't just filter out memeflags with a click of a button

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Caleb James
Caleb James

Yeah, that's stupid as fuck. Those things are big and faster then you would think. Even if you climb a tree, they will cut the fucker down.

Jacob Parker
Jacob Parker

Neither will smash. Barge nor you tonight

Gabriel Wilson
Gabriel Wilson

barges are tied together
one barge is on it's way
Umm...

Samuel Jackson
Samuel Jackson

What are things that never happened, Alex

Jonathan Hall
Jonathan Hall

Yar, tis the deepwater Jew. Legends tell of a man who can fight them...

Blake Russell
Blake Russell

Don't these fags know what an anchor is?

Gabriel Jenkins
Gabriel Jenkins

Mega barge more like maga barge
Wtf I hate trump now

Julian Lee
Julian Lee

phone posters
All of you aids

Luke Moore
Luke Moore

I was 12, what else was I supposed to do?
Fuck off.I'm not an American you Peruvian fuck.

Nathan Russell
Nathan Russell

UPDATE: BARGES FOUND - UNSUCCESSFUL AT STOPING THEM

UPDATE: BARGES FOUND - UNSUCCESSFUL AT STOPING THEM

UPDATE: BARGES FOUND - UNSUCCESSFUL AT STOPING THEM

UPDATE: BARGES FOUND - UNSUCCESSFUL AT STOPING THEM

ITS STILL HAPPENING

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Easton Martin
Easton Martin

Not punch it

Jaxson Green
Jaxson Green

yeah, that's the name. my list of non-happenings is so long, the details begin to fade.

Logan Green
Logan Green

barges remain tied together in a flood, and after running aground multiple times...

Ok.

Jack Evans
Jack Evans

when 13 year olds don't read 18 and up to post

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Zachary Robinson
Zachary Robinson

Why don't they punch the barges?

Owen White
Owen White

RELEASE THE BARGES!

Samuel Cruz
Samuel Cruz

Digits and an EF6,000,000 twister picks up both barges and throws them into the dam.

James Clark
James Clark

they have a large barge with a radio antenna tower on it that they would charge up and discharge

Kayden Morales
Kayden Morales

UNSUCCESSFUL AT STOPPING THEM
UNSUCCESSFUL AT STOPPING THEM
UNSUCCESSFUL AT STOPPING THEM
UNSUCCESSFUL AT STOPPING THEM

IT'S GOING DOWN BOYS

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David Diaz
David Diaz

the kicker: the NUCLEAR POWER PLANT will come out of this unscathed

Gabriel Nguyen
Gabriel Nguyen

despite making up only 13% of commercial river traffic, barges account for over 50% of aquatic accidents

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Tyler Martin
Tyler Martin

yea i dont know what answer youre expecting here
its a wild animal
you punch it you face consequences, you observe and you might learn something

Christian Kelly
Christian Kelly

I went for a stick at first, but I got called a pussy and that it wouldn't count.
You expect a 12 year old boy to back out of a dare?

Justin Young
Justin Young

A BARGE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!

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Daniel Smith
Daniel Smith

BNSF& the refinery. We are at flood stage '86.

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Christopher Bailey
Christopher Bailey

A barge just flew over my house

Asher Turner
Asher Turner

Yes the last time they were seen they were tied together so it's safe to assume they're still tied together.

Justin Lewis
Justin Lewis

I need a helicopter and some explosives.
That's all.
That's it.
Why is everyone so retarded?

Michael White
Michael White

i'm glad you decided to wait here with us to watch this dam hold water

Angel Sanders
Angel Sanders

This was like, 20 years ago bruh.

Xavier Barnes
Xavier Barnes

If I had a Blackhawk, I know I could get you close enough to pull this off. Their failure in recognizing anons skills is on them. The blood is not on our hands.

David Anderson
David Anderson

yes

Oliver Harris
Oliver Harris

Yeah, kicking a geriatric in the back is so brave

Brody Baker
Brody Baker

military inbound?

Evan Reyes
Evan Reyes

Any live (video) for non-Fagbook users?

Adrian Clark
Adrian Clark

12 men start bashing the side of the barges
ROGUE BARGE RATES DROP TO 0%

Eli Foster
Eli Foster

It's also a desktop app
I guess the creator thought of boomers like yourself

Caleb Cox
Caleb Cox

how about a swimsuit and a cordless drill?

Robert Fisher
Robert Fisher

Barges? Barges?!?We don't need no stinkin' barges!

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Nathan Jenkins
Nathan Jenkins

You don't know how to operate a helicopter nor do you have any experience with explosives. Faggot.

Tyler Gonzalez
Tyler Gonzalez

No, you jump to a triple dog dare on the fucker that dared you , to stick his dick in the beavers ass

Hunter Moore
Hunter Moore

If you're saying that you would back out of a dare when you were 12, you were a fucking pussy who would have used the stick.

Cooper Barnes
Cooper Barnes

youtube.com/watch?v=MzAmU8h1vsU
not great but

David Adams
David Adams

You don't need an account to watch.

Nathan Diaz
Nathan Diaz

no i would have watched as a bunch of assholes make fools of themselves fucking with shit they shouldn't be

Tyler Watson
Tyler Watson

facebook link doesnt go anywhere what the fuck are you trying to pull op

Isaac Sullivan
Isaac Sullivan

i don't have any of those things. How about some dishsoap and a dodge neon?

Gavin Jones
Gavin Jones

i wouldn't be anywhere else

Nathan Williams
Nathan Williams

That's gay bro.

Carson Parker
Carson Parker

I probably wouldn't even need safety gear to make the transition with a dedicated pilot like this.
I was thinking I needed an auger to plant the explosives deep in the soft underbelly, but, I feel like you get it.

Jaxon Gray
Jaxon Gray

You are a faggot leaf and all beavers are 1000% better than you will ever be.

Isaiah Watson
Isaiah Watson

he doesn't know
You should know new fag. Go back to flossing and playing fornite!

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Logan Hernandez
Logan Hernandez

stuffing beavers is gay
peak clownworld

Camden Thompson
Camden Thompson

River bend.

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Levi Evans
Levi Evans

We might have to go OK style before it's over.

Ryder Wilson
Ryder Wilson

implying pilot and bomb technician aren't included

Eli White
Eli White

TWO MINUTES!!!

Dominic Richardson
Dominic Richardson

So you'd have been a pussy, glad we cleared that up.
Clearly, you've never met a beaver. They are fucking assholes. Ask anyone who've ever met them. They deserve to be punched.

Gavin Wright
Gavin Wright

kek

Dylan Carter
Dylan Carter

are you retarded? replace the "()" with a "."

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Aaron Bailey
Aaron Bailey

Military took out the barges. Q said to watch the water. Declas tomorrow. Goodnight.

Leo Anderson
Leo Anderson

it's a matter of streamonomics, you boatist shitlord

Jason Butler
Jason Butler

PARTY TIME BOYS

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Kayden Lee
Kayden Lee

Arnold's first mistake was that he relaxed.

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Aaron Diaz
Aaron Diaz

Why does the chick have a dick?

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Landon Collins
Landon Collins

Only if you don't say NO HOMO when you stick your dick in the beaver

Connor Rogers
Connor Rogers

Habbening confirmed with digits.

Oliver Thomas
Oliver Thomas

oh fugg

Asher Green
Asher Green

yea sure
whatever makes you feel better bud

Mason Young
Mason Young

Picture of the barge from earlier.

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Jack Smith
Jack Smith

I sware this will be spammed in the next happening thread
Guy starts bombing killing spree in area
"2 MINUTES THE NEXT ONE WILL GO OFF!"

Jace Ortiz
Jace Ortiz

yea you should have called your friends retards

Luke Ward
Luke Ward

Milky Milky

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Jason Sullivan
Jason Sullivan

YYYyyyAaaaaSaaa

Henry Perry
Henry Perry

Nice

Brayden Hernandez
Brayden Hernandez

oh fugg

Carson Myers
Carson Myers

im ready

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John Barnes
John Barnes

Wtf

Juan Rivera
Juan Rivera

new fag
Nice try newfag

Gabriel Price
Gabriel Price

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William Carter
William Carter

A building has collapsed in Jefferson City, people are trapped, that's from the scanner

Jordan Miller
Jordan Miller

no solar prominence has EVER looked like that, it's just a cover story for the star killer base refuelling

Isaiah Stewart
Isaiah Stewart

It's going to habben

Tyler Rivera
Tyler Rivera

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Jose Butler
Jose Butler

LET THEM IN
#BargesWelcome

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Michael Rivera
Michael Rivera

I sure hope these are not high capacity barges. Those are illegal

Xavier Hill
Xavier Hill

Oh my, so it is happening? I'll be glad I stayed up till 2 in the morning to watch 2 barges hit the damn and BTFO the doubters.

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Lucas Turner
Lucas Turner

Okay then, glad we cleared that up.
Take care eh?

Julian Collins
Julian Collins

youtube.com/watch?v=5iAl_0xy-ng

Ayden Bennett
Ayden Bennett

Barges last seen at brewers bend 8:20 pm.

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Jason Diaz
Jason Diaz

Okay I’m tired of waiting. Someone better be posting the webm of the damn busting in the morning, goodnight faggots

Ethan Roberts
Ethan Roberts

Frig off barb I'm making burgers

Joshua Thompson
Joshua Thompson

Wolf Blitzer is on that barge!
Yay! We’re saved!

Noah Jones
Noah Jones

youtube.com/watch?v=iUXAHc-ABoY

Ian Robinson
Ian Robinson

Lawlz

Joseph Cox
Joseph Cox

OL BARGE IS ON THE LOOSE

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Carson Smith
Carson Smith

How strong was the twister?

Aaron Walker
Aaron Walker

Desu,
waterdata.usgs.gov/nwis/uv?site_no=07164500

Gavin Flores
Gavin Flores

I LOVE YOU BARGE CHAN

Bentley Bailey
Bentley Bailey

stealth mega barge shuttles

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Jordan Gomez
Jordan Gomez

BARGE OF PEACE

Carter Morgan
Carter Morgan

beavers are unironically more advanced than Native Americans, Africans, South Asians, Polynesians and Aboriginals.

Eli Russell
Eli Russell

Some need 12 drones and less than 4 lbs in explosives to render a nuclear plant dangerous. They see you coming.

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Andrew Turner
Andrew Turner

so two minutes means "no happening" right?

Colton Allen
Colton Allen

GOOD LUCK BARGE CHAN

Ryan Ramirez
Ryan Ramirez

IT'S ALL ONE BIG FARSE, TORNADO HEADED STRIGHT FOR OKC

WTF GOD WHY YOU GOTTA DO THIS TO US?

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Lincoln Sanchez
Lincoln Sanchez

Shut up kappy. You're dead. You died last week.

Aaron Bennett
Aaron Bennett

Bad.

Christian Martinez
Christian Martinez

strong enough to outblow your mom

Xavier Sullivan
Xavier Sullivan

SKYBARGE SKYBARGE DO NOT REPLY

Ryan Morris
Ryan Morris

Jefferson City

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Jack Lewis
Jack Lewis

I'm heading out.
Enough.

Gavin Nguyen
Gavin Nguyen

haven't heard yet

Aiden Russell
Aiden Russell

5 more minutes and I give up. Pol is wrong yet again.

Easton Roberts
Easton Roberts

God dammit. Okay, 30 more minutes.

Aaron King
Aaron King

THE BARGE IS LOOSE

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Mason Baker
Mason Baker

RIP Namek.

Wyatt Peterson
Wyatt Peterson

I had the same problem. Just an error page saying something fucked up. I didn't miss the parentheses.

Ryan Evans
Ryan Evans

WE ALL WERE FOOLED, PLAYED LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Carter Price
Carter Price

Fuck. I was distracted by these phantom barges. Damn you moishe!

Jackson Jones
Jackson Jones

Why would you even use such a dickcheesy flag

Ethan Robinson
Ethan Robinson

Nice pic of your wife user. You must be very proud.

Jason Jackson
Jason Jackson

jump to one of the tornado threads.
buildings collapsing, ghost barges in the sky, chaos everywhere.
it's happening.

Owen Morgan
Owen Morgan

possible amputations
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/12374/web

Jordan Fisher
Jordan Fisher

THE CAPE IS OVER 3000. RIPE FOR TORNADOS! IT'S NOT OVER, THE RIDE JUST BEGAN! WELCOME TO HELL!

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Colton Flores
Colton Flores

All a practical joke there was no barges go home.

Aaron Hall
Aaron Hall

River Spirit Casino is going to drown. Dipshits should never had built on the river.

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Hudson Lewis
Hudson Lewis

Kek’d, zoomer user caught that one m8.

Connor Sanchez
Connor Sanchez

WE ALL WERE FOOLED, PLAYED LIKE A DAM FIDDLE!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ftfy

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Henry Cruz
Henry Cruz

Wrong?

What?! We saved the dam and the barges!

Jaxson Cruz
Jaxson Cruz

AN ELECTRIFIED BARGENADO JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

Blake Gonzalez
Blake Gonzalez

It’s time to sleep.
Let the barges be with you.

William Murphy
William Murphy

dont worry, we can go kick its ass.
i got your back.

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Brandon Barnes
Brandon Barnes

Get out your reciprocating saws and some sharp blades, boys.
There's work to be done.

Ryder Cox
Ryder Cox

Jefferson City is fucked, mutliple building collapses, possible amputations, chaos, needs it's own thread
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/22651/web

Oliver Long
Oliver Long

IT WAS ALL A RUSE. THE REAL DANGER WAS THE GIGA TWISTER HEADING STRAIGHT FOR OKC'S ASSHOLE

Christopher Foster
Christopher Foster

Then make one nigger

Robert Evans
Robert Evans

THIS ISNT EVEN HIS FINAL FORM

Ethan Lee
Ethan Lee

Charge your phone, what the hell is DachChan?

Alexander Bailey
Alexander Bailey

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Liam Thompson
Liam Thompson

jowforums.com/thread/213971540/politics

Liam Murphy
Liam Murphy

NEW BREAD

jowforums.com/thread/213972267/politics

Blake Taylor
Blake Taylor

see jowforums.com/thread/213971540/politics

Ryder Mitchell
Ryder Mitchell

WE WERE ALL PLAYED AGAIN, IT'S ACTUALLY DISTRACTING US FROM THE HURRICANE THAT IS GOING TO FORM IN THE GULF IN A FEW WEEKS

WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING ANYMORE, DOES THE STORM SURGE COMES WITH LOOSE BARGES!

IS A LOOSE BARGE INSIDE OF ME AS WE SPEAK. THE THOUGHT SCARES ME!

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Jose Anderson
Jose Anderson

Looks like the evil whites will live another day!

Easton Torres
Easton Torres

nobody eats my bread, it's like it doesn't rise or something, I bake that jewy flat bread

Ian Moore
Ian Moore

What a thrill...

Grayson Turner
Grayson Turner

I just might be

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Nolan Ross
Nolan Ross

Reset button to one minute before my wish

Leo Johnson
Leo Johnson

VEHICLES EVACUATING! ! !

Parker Jackson
Parker Jackson

there will never be a giga twister vs. mega barge movie

WHY EVEN LIVE

Lincoln Richardson
Lincoln Richardson

Thanks for link.
Stay safe MO anons.
Let's hope this isn't 2011-tier.
When NatGuard had to lockdown fucking Wal-Marts... one of the worst tornados.

Gavin White
Gavin White

River as of 1900hrs, levee at Newblock Park
Get it on.
Double down.

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Lucas Thomas
Lucas Thomas

build giant hotel and casino on river flood plain
act surprised when it floods
be Creek Native American

Sebastian Scott
Sebastian Scott

uhhh thankyou, thankyouverymuch

Nolan Peterson
Nolan Peterson

RIGHT WING DEATH BARGES

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Oliver Walker
Oliver Walker

IT JUST FUCKING HITT

Jackson Jenkins
Jackson Jenkins

your g spot

Cameron Evans
Cameron Evans

Can someone else make a new thread. The new thread is complete trash

Robert Butler
Robert Butler

if that is Newblock Park, everything along the river through Tulsa is going to get fuckkkkkkkkkked worse than the 1986 flood.

Zachary Torres
Zachary Torres

Kek

Owen Green
Owen Green

Checked.

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Parker Stewart
Parker Stewart

Fugggggg

Andrew Sanchez
Andrew Sanchez

Digits say it is so

Anthony Ward
Anthony Ward

Lolz

Julian Watson
Julian Watson

It was that dang Elohim City again!

Cameron Robinson
Cameron Robinson

They need a mad tug boat captain, that's what saved Brisbane in the floods. Without one you're doomed.

Jayden Jones
Jayden Jones

Leevee looking west. Newblock Park Pump Station.

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Jonathan King
Jonathan King

Oh shut up you ever-loving faggot. People die all the time. The quantity or concentration of said deaths is of no consequence. Get the fuck out, journokike.

Zachary Reyes
Zachary Reyes

Amen frère frog.

Julian Kelly
Julian Kelly

thank you fren

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Nolan Morris
Nolan Morris

NEW THREAD

jowforums.com/thread/213973927/politics

jowforums.com/thread/213973927/politics

jowforums.com/thread/213973927/politics

Jason Lewis
Jason Lewis

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Jaxson Thompson
Jaxson Thompson

charge your phone?
at 43% ? nigger that'll last me another 2 days
what the hell is DachChan?
Desktop/ Mobile app some user made
minds.com/therealjasonwilliams
I mostly use it to watch Murdoch Murdoch and listen to rightwing music

Camden Wood
Camden Wood

Bake new bread

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Ethan White
Ethan White

Jeeze Billy. How come your dad let's you have 2 threads?
jowforums.com/thread/213972267/politics
jowforums.com/thread/213973927/politics

Christopher Watson
Christopher Watson

Thsts pretty funny desu.

Leo Phillips
Leo Phillips

Deja vu

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