UK: Poo patrol

Poo patrol officers are on the hunt to catch any dog owner who fails to clear up after their pets in a new scheme using CSI-style DNA techniques.

For the next three months, officers will be collecting samples of dog mess and testing the DNA to catch out irresponsible owners and find out poo-dunnit.

The DNA will then be compared to a database of registered owners.

Registering dogs is voluntary for owners but microchipping will be required by law from April.

New Tory leader of Southend Council, Tony Cox, recently announced the proposal as part of a ten-point plan for the town.

And Councillor of Barking and Dagenham, Darren Rodwell also previously introduced it in a bid to encourage people to clean after their pets.

Mr Cox announced the move to explore the initiative as part of a plan to invest in the borough.

Mr Cox said: “These policies are good for the town, they put more bobbies on our streets.”

Councillor Darren Rodwell at Barking and Dagenham Council said: “This scheme, which is in response to concerns raised by our residents, is about bringing considerate owners on board with us now, enabling us to gather evidence so we can get tough on inconsiderate owners later.”

The council said dog owners are able to register their pets with animal DNA specialists PooPrints.

thelondoneconomic.com/must-reads/weird-news/patrol-to-use-dna-tests-to-capture-culprits-responsible-for-dog-mess/19/05/

Pretty sure there's no other place where that money and technology needed ...

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Isn't that expensive

Well yea but we shouldn't use that money to catch real criminals because that is racist!

>Do DNA test on dog poop
>Turns out it's actually from Indian immigrants
>Program is shut down due to racism

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Will they collect the poop all together and post pictures of it on twitter like they do with "weapons" they find?

'Sorry that the muslim rapists who abused your daughter got away. But we've got good news for you!!! We caught the dog that was shitting on the grass in the park across the street. It took some real detective work, and over 1000 man hours but mission accomplished. No need to thank us citizen, knowing that you will never trod in dog shit again is reward enough'
England truly is the most disgusting first world country. Yuck!!! Its patient zero for the kalergi plan.

kek

shame on you, evil bastard

Yes, Switzerland has the same system.

>police going after people who mistreat animals, or shutting down any meat processing facility that causes any pain to animals

zero

This is the real degeneracy, that our society is not moving towards animal welfare, but actually opposite from it. Whites and high IQs are dead.

We don't even have an animal welfare flag on Jow Forums

>OI! You got a loicense for that shite!?

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I almost choked

also toblerone-land has many rape scandal with unidentified perpetrators?

poop and parcel

They have literally nothing better to do it seems

put me in screencap

KEK

It's up to you. Bin that poo.

when this actually happens i will remember you user

looks like there's no crime and they're bored

The fine will cover the costs.

Nice to live on a quiet dead end street. Let the dogs walk and shit in the dirt and grass on the side of the road. People walk on the pavement, no issues.

Imagine how many shekels would that cost. Why don't they analyze DNA of human culprits instead?

its all a matter of priorities

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Good, I fucking hate the disgusting idol cunts that leave dog shit lying everywhere. Fine the cunts and jail them if they don't pay up.

If the DNA test cost $200, then the fine for the poop will be something like $250. They are going to make money.

i though you were civilized people

So in the UK owners of pets have to have it's DNA collected when they apply for a pet license?

You can tell that a jew made this post