Angelic Dedication Thread

Post your thoughts and wishes to angels

name your angels - say your prayers, give thanks

and all other kinds of cool stuff

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netyanahu is my guardian angle

I dont know my angels name

well that's nice user

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It's Ranehae

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"he" definitely looks like that in my cases
I can almost hear him saying "nigger, what the fuck are you doing"

I'm sorry, guardian angel.

dat nipple.

also I'm not even sure how asking angels for stuff isn't idolatry

I pray that Metatron puts me in his celestial screencap

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Where was my guardian angel when satanic hospital staff tied me down and sliced apart my penis to sell for a profit?

You sure bro?

No, it's Zhangjiajie Xing

holding the scalpel, bruv. So it didn't cut of your penor completely. Mind blown.

I had to go back in for a re circumcision

It was the first name that came to my mind. My astrologic birth chart says I'm very intuitive, so it must be legitimate.

Guys

I know you are comedians but do you ever stop for a moment?

You know,

stop being insecure about life for a moment?

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There isn't any laughter in heaven because it's a coping mechanism

I know you try and cope with humor

My Wisteria just arrived ^_^

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the angel was fighting with the doctor!

Thank you God and head of household

Contemplating the pros/cons of dick cheese, perhaps?

>implying an angel wouldn't know that dick cheese is a myth

Nobody is disgusted by anyone else in heaven because it's all so obviously insecurity manifesting as modes of coping to make fun of others

I talk in my head to my guardian angels all the time. I started doing it about 2 years ago, and then when someone started making the threads about 'inner monologues' on here, it clicked for me. Theyve helped me stop drinking, smoking, and watching porn. Now im starting to get in shape. Thank you Angels.

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user, I pray for your innocent yet corrupted souls. It was never your fault but say it with me:
>Dear Lord
>thank you for your guidance
>I've sinned and humbly ask for redemption
>please show me the way to your heavenly grace
>amen

She has probably had her face furiously funked, she is no angel. She is a whore

user, get out of the dirt, who did this to your mind?

You are awesome.

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In just living in the real world, don't glorify some whore because she looks pretty

Is Kek an angel?

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Noses get snotty and runny. Ears get waxy and oily. Assholes get shitty. Eyes get crusty. Vaginas get discharge. Penises get oily. And we only surgically slice apart one of these organs. Without consent.

A messenger?

Yes

That's not you though user

That's just where you exist for now

I think kek will be reborn as a human. He is the lord of chaos.

The lions sing and the hills take flight. The moon by day, and the sun by night. Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool. Let the Lord of Chaos Rule.

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My wych elm just arrived ^_^

so impressed with this plant company they don't deliver thur-mon but they did for me because of my lil behbies ^_^

lemme show you something if I can, might take a moment

do you practice mysticism?