Kraut/pol/+Grüne general the green reich shall rise edition

Our Poll: strawpoll.com/5y285ra4
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>upcoming elections
EU nuthouse + Bremen: May 26 2019
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Brandenburg: Sep. 1 2019 #ltwbb
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/landtage/brandenburg.htm
Saxony: Sep. 1 2019 #ltwsn
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Thuringia: Oct. 27 2019 #ltwth
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/landtage/thueringen.htm
>Polls
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>Meme Collections
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>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
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>What do
Create Memes, spread Memes, attack the narrative.
Join AfD or IB or Einprozent; counter subversion.
Get Jow Forums.
Get a job.
Spread flyers and stickers.
Discuss politics with people; call attention to the Unrecht.

>English language analysis
youtube.com/watch?v=lEwGObGrUK8

>Counter culture
>Laut Gedacht
youtube.com/channel/UCII9X0AMyy21VRwSVBjeBrw
>E;R
youtube.com/channel/UC4BZtFgtCuHUt0p8J-XENiA
twitter.com/xuriousmusic
radical-esthetique.tumblr.com/
de-de.kikebook.com/WolfPMSneu/
arcadimagazin.de/
twitter.com/germaniapol

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD TV (german)
youtube.com/watch?v=d9u01H4OD_8
youtube.com/watch?v=Hm3GXh88uio
youtube.com/watch?v=eb7_WbJlm_g

>A f D W A V E
youtube.com/watch?v=oSZoLXHSakE

>REDPILLS 4 NORMIES
refcrime.info/en/Crime/Chronology
refcrime.info/en/Feed/Overview
steemit.com/@derhorus
youtube.com/watch?v=QlAgoUP_NvE

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fuck merkel and fuck german people

no user, normies are people with friends and girlfriends no someone with mainstream political views

Heil Habeck!

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scheiss grüne fotze

Latvian, I met a German Jew, like real big Zog. Told me that whites are evil, Trump is Hitler. She has photos of going to Moscow and they are wearing pro Russian Communist t shirts. Really hate this place, she is super wealthy, tells me to donate everything to Jewish organizations. This is terrorism. Photo is proof.

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Yes but you should all get friends that are like you and a girlfriend that supports you.

you can literally buy guns at Walmart... do what you must

She is the worst person I've worked for, and it's strange that she is a "workers party" and "cares for workers" and has worked me like a dog. I told her last night that Hitler only gave freedom to the oppressed people in Germany, and she told me it was interesting opinion.

Imagine being emotionally involved in politics.
>2019
> Actually nobody gives a fuck anymore

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She literally just said Oy Vey.

...in response to you chambering a shell, I hope?

What does that mean?

Heil, frens

>when I think of the lazy afternoons of my childhood, the briny smell of the sea air and the cool evenings, I think also of the blood red Moon and the bare trees the colour of rust.

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The thing suggested you do in response to her kvetching.

I told her that California is whining about "state rights" because they want to give all illegals free housing, free food, free education, and free money against what the federal government wants, and how "California thinks state rights matter more than the feds" and I said "Oh absolutely, that's what the south fought for in the civil war. " And she put her hand up and said "Enough, enough, enough." She literally told me "you people" aka whites, who are "lazy and on welfare"

i second that

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Your taxes in NYC are going to be 10 fold of that a German village, brat. NYC wants illegals to have everything. How does that make you feel that you paid all that money for what a poor illegal has? Ha.

t. someone without any knowledge about the german tax system

HEIL GRÜNE!!
in the end they are just the least worst choice, I can't believe major parties don't know how hard they will dump again this time

> I said "Oh absolutely, that's what the south fought for in the civil war. "

Both the Confederacy and the Union fought primarily for Jewish white genocide, killing each other in a giant brother war. The South fought under a War Minister named Judah Philip Benjamin, who was squirreled away by his (((British))) friends after the war. And the Confederacy fought for keeping the niggers around. Lincoln wanted to repatriate them to Africa. And then he was (((assassinated))) before he could follow through on this. Looks like (((somebody))) set up one hell of a win-win situation there.

HEIL HABECK HEISST ES, SOLDAT!!!

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Vote for greens goy, or we will all be eaten by the sun.

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That's some good history, German. We must absolutely get rid of all Jews, even the irreligious ones, any ones. Jews are terrorists.

That's what I do.

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> Der Unfassbar grosse Konsens in der Wissenschaft

Could no longer bear watching the Sojajungen parade form there on out. The greens need a jolly little ride in pic related for an object lesson in what actually constitutes a deadly dose of CO2.

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Es liegt in der Natur des Antideutschen panische Angst vor jeglichem Gas zu haben.

Forgetting too soon.

STFU THOT, i'm fucked up for the 4th day in a row, i'm not in the mood too listen to your horseshit.

Fucking kek. Gaswagon.

You need to stop being such a drugged up person, it makes you an asshole.

Skimmed the comments now. True believers, every single one of them. Getting (((moderated))), huh?

>it makes you an asshole.
Oh maybe i like being like this because most peoples are sacks of shit, why shouldn't i repay them with same?

I was always nice to you. I do the same thing, I am very close to having a breakdown and being in world news myself. I just I hope I am fit then so Jow Forums won't make fun of my appearance.

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Based and addictpilled

As i have pointed out before, Balts have been starving for most of their history, literally no one in Baltic is overweight, you are not fit enough, go run or something, you have to lose weight if you want to get a burger BF.

>we march ever foreward

I have lost a lot of weight.

Buonasera!

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>youtu.be/lUeKHggG1Uc
When can we expect the voocaro?

Post a pic

Italy is what happens when you follow Jewish Law for what is or is not attractive, then you get a bunch of Jewish looking fools. I hate italy, please meme flag, Jew.

Why?

So i shall witness your claim.

I'm still fat though.

>ihb4 i will get a lot of shit for this
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BTW It's in Russian so don't bother if you do not speak any.

Yeah, but at least this breaks up the Einheitsfront a little bit. CDU should have known better than to follow the leftist doctrine without putting imediate action behind it. Now they will get eaten by 30 year old boomers

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You're not too fat, just not tall enough for your weight

Thanks Tay. Though I refuse to post my face after my rant of Jews, maybe another day.

Nice pic :)

Stronza! Porca miseria!! Rigatoni all'arrabiata!!

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Yeah just like 90% of your country.

I haven't been here for a long time, did I miss a memo or something?

>0:00 / 0:00
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That you, Frollein? :)

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Now?
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>Still on the triangle island
Fuggg :DDDDDDD

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60 more lbs, so hopefully end of summer.

Hello gentlemen.
how're you all doing?

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Nope.

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>Dosen't work
Welp i'm too lazy to make onother one

Godfather 2 >1

Sup bro?

Well played... well played...

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>27KG
Good, just don't become anorectic.

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I eat 1 meal per day about 1k calories.

>still eternal Austrian ...

I fucked with some clueless Germans today. Also asked Ital itals to gib Triest back. ;)

Shall I interpret this as a yes or a maybe? ;)

>tfw Kellerliebe knows no maybe ...

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Krauts, which glow-in-the-dark agency was behind the FPÖ honeytrap?

>tfw most likely the eternal Austrian fucking himself over

Saupreißn I would say ... but only to cater to Waldheim effect. ;)

Big media

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I believe it was some german or belgian secret service agency.
trying to sabotage their nearest neighbor to be more... "democratic"

They never do the actual work, all they do is publish leaks.

My parents told me since I was a little child to never join the mafia, a cult or an intelligence service. I've followed that advice so far.

Well, mine always told me not to pick my nose ... now see how THAT turned out. :D

I pick my nose even in front of people, even on recordings.

what'cha doing in italy?
business?

He's getting a nose job.

In retrospect that was a really weird and specific advice they gave me.

>even on recordings.
You know you could make money with that? Snot fetish is a thing and people pay good money for it.

Oh nice, I pick my nose everywhere in front of anyone. I even show them if they are interesting enough. I tell them if it's big regardless. I also do this with my shits, I tell people about how big they are. Well, mostly my mom, but Everytime I poop for the past 5 years, I tell her.

da hat wohl jemand zu oft "Er ist wieder da" gesehen lmao

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Mate, you know when I wanted to meet with you in Riga two months ago, in the first holiday night two fucking russians robbed me of my phone and peppersprayed me, but I will come back! Need to see your Liederfest! Would like it if you are there too then.

>youtu.be/Cyt0ViDtJ_w
No, this Schluchtenscheißer Coup d'Etat was investigative "work" on the side of specific "journalists", "satirists" and other Media clowns (Böhmermann knew about it beforehand, e.g.). They then, as usual, reported on the news, they'd produced themselves. I do also suspect the Austrian establishment to be in on it (, especially Kurz). The elite's reaction overall gave it away quite easily; condemning not just Strache, den Voll-HONK, but trying to swipe the guilt onto the entire Austrian, German and finally European right-wing, oc for political reasons, regrading the EURO-election in specific; additionally, the timing made it painfully apparent, that is was politically motivated, meaning instigated by political figures, opposing Strache, the FPÖ and the right.wing in general; which besides left-wing politicians oc, the left.wing media clearly is.

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Why would you go to Russian territory with zero weapons in the first place?

>former company close this month
>nobody really cares because that's "normal" in my region since the paper mill close in 2012 because of the chinks
Can't wait to have the standard like in Michigan in some years, we only need more niggers.

Deutschland geht es gut

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>Slavic subhumans at it again
Nothing new....

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Hallo mein Freund, wie geht es dir?

Rīga is 52% Latvian, (and growing) so it's not that bad.

KEK!
>Shitposting in real life
Having much fun i see? :D

It's okay, you should be having Latvian kids. Today, like why do you young people like pretty people or rich people. I get super horny thinking of gross German guy who is average or low pay, that is balding, and dresses very plain, and has plain boring life. It makes me super wet.

>you young people
You're about the same age as me.