/GAG/ - GIANT ASTEROID GENERAL- 1 MORE DAY EDITION

Last nights thread were epic

Checked

BORING, GAY, GASLIGHTING, GARBAGE

I cant keep your mom from gaslighting my cock. Please help

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K. Have fun in your tsunami.
Did you just learn that word?

Can't say much, 18:34 GMT+2

You worship weak gods, low energy faggot.

So why hasent hit yet?

Do we know when it's supposed to pass by?

Estimated time, location of impact? Whats the probability of surviving?

I live outside of LA, if it there were any impact I'd get eaten by a roving gang.

Here’s what a leading astronomer has to say on the subject. He seems like a smooth talking crisis actor/shill to me though...

youtu.be/w5O4S2067rs

Because it hits Saturday night

see

what's the projected impact site if it does hit?

Prophet Duncan Digits nice to see you again m8

Saturday night off the coast of Puerto Rico. East coast btfo

Is pic related a possibility? I am no scientist but isnt it possible that a fragment breaks off or that smaller parts that orbit change course and head to earth due to muh gravity?

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Just of Florida and Puerto Rico EST

Checked for shill scientist

Good day mate!

Is there data to back it up?

I sure hope it hits us. Fuck this planet.

Shills are out in full force, beware

That looks pretty accurate to me

Kek told us in previous breads. What else do you need?

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good i dont want to die at work!

rolling for direct hit on Israel

...data

What does your gut tell you?

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this what they said about 2012 also! seems (((fishey)))

nothing

It must happen

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It will. Gay earth is fucked. We have upset the natural order and asteroid chan has been sent to reset clown world

Here’s the scientific schematic

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It is telling you what will be left

rolIing for it to hit israel

Israel has been confirmed, then reconfirmed, and then confirmed again as being proper fucked.

confirmed not happening because no drawfags still

Information on impact area
Date of impact
Etc

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my god!

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Just think...we could lose all of this

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>area
URF
>Date
SOON

It was nice knowing all of you.
This is the end.
See you on the other side.
Goodbye.

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Oh fuck

>214116151

Muh traditional american architecture, no

Lurk more please friend

Ah yes. Very sciency

It hurts but I just ate a spicy pickle

We had a pretty good drawfag last night. Forgot to save cause I was pissed

I’m picturing some boomer manually typing out the post number to reply.
Kek!

You stay getting 88’s

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I have a decent amount of supplies I only lack the will to live jej

ETA on impact?

That image could be showing us the impact location

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Pickles are great. I like fried spicy pickle slices

just came back from fishing
when is it gonna hit?

Yes mr underhill

Hmmmm. The Indian ocean?

It could be, but it's not. Please read.

Thanks for baking Duncan and a good day to you.

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I can't wait!!

I live literally in the end of world here in Brazil. I'm pretty much safe

Essential communication will be maintained. Unconfirmed whether Elon plans to include Jow Forums. Deployment rocket launched yesterday.

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Checked.

better than venezuala

Heh it still has the link to my post instead of the OP in last link. Fuck I shouldn't bake.

Checked. Duncans first gag get of day.

For the people who remember. Who is taking bets that Hawaii user will fuck his sister again?

foxnews.com/science/elon-musk-nasa-earth-asteroid

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Ocean? Nightish

Saturday

god that was so hot, i would do the same

Hello my friend.

What a massive coincidence. I hope something does happen tomorrow. So fucking tired of this world.

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Well, now they arent even hiding it

namefag, but cool namefag

Pfftt.. bet that has a nuke payload to try and blow the roid up

There's nothing stopping you from taking matters into your own hands.

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>77@17:11:44
Checked. Praise Kek!

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Checked. Yeah I didn't draw that. I just googled asteroid Chan.

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I wouldn’t. Mainly because she is a distance runner and looks like an anorexic

ASTEROID CHAN
DELIVER US FROM CLOWN WORLD
RESET OUR GAY EARTH
SO WE MAY BUILD IT
IN THE IMAGE
OF 4TH REICHSTAG

Saved. Looks pretty accurate to me

>PRAISE KEK!!
PRAISE KEK!!
>PRAISE KEK!!