/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - BRING OUR LOLCOWZ BACK EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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>Pres Trump on Helping American Farmers &Ranchers 5/23/19
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>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania visit Arlington Natl Cemetery 5/23/19
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>Don Jr on F&F 5/23/19
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>SoS Pompeo on CNBC 5/23/19
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>ActDefSec Shanahan meets w/Vietnamese DepPM&FM Minh 5/23/19
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>ActDefSec Shanahan outside Pentagon 5/23/19
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>ActDHSSec McAleenan on Ingraham 5/23/19
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>CommSec Wilburine/NOAA/FEMA Presser on 2019 Atlantic Hurr Season 5/23/19
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>PressSec Sarah outside WH 5/23/19
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>PrinDepPressSec Gidley on FoxNews 5/23/19
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>KAC/VPCoS Short outside WH 5/23/19
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>ActFAAAdm Elwell on CNBC 5/23/19
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>NIAIDDir Fauci on Bloomberg 5/23/19
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>ActDHSSec McAleenan @Senate on Natl Sec Resources 5/23/19
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>PDUSD(I) Bingen/ODNI/NSA Officials @House on Diversity 5/23/19
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>StateDept Press Brief (Morgan) (audio) 5/23/19
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>This Week@Interior 5/23/19
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>DoDVideo: Vietnam DepPM&FM Visits Pentagon 5/23/19
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MAGA

you have three (3) seconds to convince me the world is not a bad

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Here's a list of defining characteristics of a cult. Read through them and see how many of them apply to your "awoovement."

>1) The group displays excessively zealous and unquestioning commitment to its leader and (whether he is alive or dead) regards his belief system, ideology, and practices as the Truth, as law.
Trump is a "God Emperor," he is regarded as a "savior" of the white race to many here. Trump never lies, he always tells the truth.

>2) Questioning, doubt, and dissent are discouraged or even punished.
Don't question Donnie or you are a discord tranny / libtard / shill / enemy / traitor, etc.

>3) Mind-altering practices (such as meditation, chanting, speaking in tongues, denunciation sessions, and debilitating work routines) are used in excess and serve to suppress doubts about the group and its leader(s).
Chanting occurs routinely at the nearly weekly Trump cult rallies where all of his mindless minions come out to sing the dolt's praises and chant, cheer and clap various slogans and clap and boo when Trump says something is bad, cheer when he says something is good. Often repeats the same chants each rally for the mindless drones to cheer him.

>4) The leadership dictates, sometimes in great detail, how members should think, act, and feel (for example, members must get permission to date, change jobs, marry�or leaders prescribe what types of clothes to wear, where to live, whether or not to have children, how to discipline children, and so forth).
Trump tells you how to think, only Trump knows everything. Trump never lies, always believe him.

>5) The group is elitist, claiming a special, exalted status for itself, its leader(s) and members (for example, the leader is considered the Messiah, a special being, an avatar�or the group and/or the leader is on a special mission to save humanity).
Oh most definitely, all of the little edgy Trumplets believe they're more intelligent than anyone else. Trump IS your Messiah.

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>6) The group has a polarized us-versus-them mentality, which may cause conflict with the wider society.
Absolutely. Everything that the Trump cult does sows division, hatred and identity politics. It’s entirely an “us” aka the “enlightened” Trump cult vs. “them” the libtards, the commies, leftists, whatever other names you call anyone that opposes your cult no matter what their actual political ideology is.

>7) The leader is not accountable to any authorities (unlike, for example, teachers, military commanders or ministers, priests, monks, and rabbis of mainstream religious denominations).
Another spot on definition of Trump. His cult and his supporters believe he has never done anything wrong in his entire life, that he is perfect, that he doesn’t need to be held accountable, that he KNOWS more than anyone else even his own military and advisers. Remember, he’s a “4D chess” grandmaster and not an incompetent buffoon with the intelligence of a 4th grader.

>8) The group teaches or implies that its supposedly exalted ends justify whatever means it deems necessary. This may result in members' participating in behaviors or activities they would have considered reprehensible or unethical before joining the group (for example, lying to family or friends, or collecting money for bogus charities).
Absolutely. Trump’s cult has created more extremism; just one look at Jow Forums will show you how many people have violent thoughts and intentions now more than ever centered around extremism. One such example is the multiple acts of far right terrorism in the last three years, much of it inspired by the far right ideology that Trump is seen as a figurehead of.

>9) The leadership induces feelings of shame and/or guilt in order to influence and/or control members. Often, this is done through peer pressure and subtle forms of persuasion.
Jow Forums is an obvious example of this. Get in line, worship Trump or you are a libtard / leftist / tranny discord shill.

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Why did they get banned?

Tomboys

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Why is johnson the favourite to become PM? Mogg or leadsom would be better

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>10) Subservience to the leader or group requires members to cut ties with family and friends, and radically alter the personal goals and activities they had before joining the group.
Similar to the “defooing” that one of Jow Forums’s icons Molymeme espouses. Yes, people in the Trump cult are encouraged to distance themselves, and often do so voluntarily, from any ideas or notions that do not fit within the framework of the Trump cult. Wouldn’t want scary ideas that might make you see things another way interfere with the cult.

>11) The group is preoccupied with bringing in new members.
Of course, the Trump cult can only succeed by converting more Americans to its ideology so that he can be elected again, though some members view Trump as a true “God Emperor” and want him to be president for life, even Trump himself has said so.

>12) The group is preoccupied with making money.
The entirety of Trump’s life summed up. His entire presidential campaign was likely a vector for publicity for him to enrich himself. I doubt he ever expected to actually be elected.
>13) Whether it’s shitposting on Jow Forums or attending the required Trump cult rallies when he’s in town, or donating tons of your money to his political movement.
>14) Members are encouraged or required to live and/or socialize only with other group members.
Absolutely true for the Trump cult. Engagement with outsiders is frowned upon, then again why would you want to leave your safe space? It’s easier to just remain in your circle of people who will always agree with you and always confirm your biases.
>15) The most loyal members (the “true believers”) feel there can be no life outside the context of the group. They believe there is no other way to be, and often fear reprisals to themselves or others if they leave (or even consider leaving) the group.
Another statement that applies to the Trump cult perfectly. Look at the amount of time some of you have sunk into this political movement.

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JEJ, I saw that. 30k Sephardic ones signing up for citizenship
> only to promptly go to France, Germany or other more well off countries

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Leftism is a cult. Projection is their main attack. Just like you are doing here.

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>Tomboys
And MILFs
> and tomboy MILFs

It probably is but that's okay because
youtu.be/C1AHec7sfZ8

It's in the god damn image, user.

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I ain't reading all your walls of text.

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Sockpuppeting and fake accounts, so basically what they accuse Trump supporters of being.
>the Jews strike out in pain as they phish you

Thanks user, you're appreciated.

lol

>forgetting about bernie bros
>forgetting about antifa
>muh bash the fash
Wow, it's almost like it's a reaction to something else

Any plans for Memorial day weekend?

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Fuck off

>Portugal's wife isn't a tomboy milf
my lif eis a lie

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>It's in the god damn image, user.
user, plz

> he reads OP
> he reads OP image
> he doesn't skim the gist of the subject and jumps right into commenting
Look at this fag and laugh

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Strap in!

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I can't. The wold is a shithole filled with turbo degenerates, mental midgets and sub-humans.

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>Jow Forums defends censorship/de-platforming now.

The girls who love you are just as afraid to tell you they love you like you are afraid to tell the girl you loved/are in love with.
Ergo there's a minimum of 3 girls RIGHT NOW who love you but keep forgetting their words to share their love with you the moment you walk by

MISSOURI GOVERNOR SIGNS ABORTION BAN (8-WEEKS) DESPITE GOP DONOR PUSHBACK

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Those are all covered under leftism sweatie.

>hair curling
Like a jewfro?

k, don't bother to read of reply Trump cultist, you clearly just want to remain in your safe space.

Don't bother ever questioning anything. Nevermind that your entire movement perfectly fits in the definition of a cult.

Another seething Trump cultist detected.

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press S to spit on this humpdy dumpy mother fucker

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>he doesn't just ignore whatever's posted and state his own point
beta

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Who's skulls are you supposed to crush with maces if not for the plebeians?

Pls help I'm not legally allowed to crush people's skulls for brainletism with maces until we reinstate feudalism.

entirely unconvincing
so were you lying last thread or are you lying now
i literally have not encountered anyone outside of my family for a whole month now

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what about "bring back" means censor to you niggers?

I know, i was just saying those groups were responsible for most of the extremism in the country

Britanons, is this a reputable pollster (implying)?

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7064685/Theresa-address-nation-TODAY-pledge-Britain-new-PM-summer.html

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> ABORTION BAN
Do-Good Retards. Just as bad as your leftist. Problem is not enough people dying off.

Fucking retards. "Surely this time will be different!" Why do White people have such short memories? You know all of those Jews still hate them for their ancestors not putting up with their kikery.

Alright, who's your alternative for president then?

homemade tater salad
burgers on the grill

It wont matter if no one slaps the cuffs on the Dems. Inreally hope Barr has the balls and this isnt all for show like its been for 30 months now

PRESIDENT TRUMP DECLASSIFYING PHOENIX LIGHTS AND UFO FILES WHEN?
Also
>Who here /fish/ for dinner?

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Never lying, I said world is a cool. There's good and bad and cool and uncool, it's all part of the whole that forms the parts. If everything was monotone we couldn't see anything, you need distinction.

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Missouri fucking rules.

> It's in the god damn image, user.
> taking the "no one reads the OP" meme too seriously

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Idk but I want a Boris/Farage coalition!

> Conservative + UKIP + Brexit party < 50%
Yeah, I'm seeing the left forming government if that poll is anywhere close to true

Write Trump’s tweet when it turns out Nadler dies

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is that it? You copy a novel of leftist talking points, it rightfully gets pointed out that it's pure projection, then instead of an arguemnt, project your ignorance on me harder?

LULZ

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Couldn't have happened to a nicer person

The Phoenix lights thing is very interesting. I still, all these years later, do not know what to make of it.

I hope he dies. SSSSSSSSSSSSS

rode in one of those during rich jew bro-in-law's wedding to sister

they apparently also came from russia...

Based on how they allocate seats, polls mean little in national elections. Same method as US Congressional Elections

>he talks to more than 3 women
>and is a giant manwhore and loves at least 3 of them

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They can't form another coalition with DUP?

Haha, nice.
I am blind, I have a braille monitor and must have missed it.

I hope Nadler dies, or at least had a severe stroke and has to leave office. Maxine should have one too, even though she looks like she's had about a dozen.

Trump should tweet about unbanning them.
>My replies just aren't the same without them!

"A big fat penguin died today. My condolences to Linus and the entire Torvalds family."

Right now Tory’s are fucked until their new leader is selected

The girls who are in love with you are waiting for you to finally show yourself only to forget their words smitten by your presence the moment you return to people again.

Such is love.

Eventually you will be taken by some slut much to the dismay of said girls. They'll probably cry and cut themselves, maybe even suicide, just because you've been taken by another girl who isn't worthy of your love (slut!!)

>he talks to any women

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Yo yo yo yo! I got good news now, niggers! Eight state AGS have sided with the GOA on their Kettler case. Arkansas, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Montana, South Carolina, Spicas, and Utah have asked SCOTUS to review the case.

can i get a rundown
did the krasserstein cows really get put out to pasture?

I hope he throws a clot and slurs and speaks like a retard.

It is. But Hope is not gone.

Guys? What the fuck did this European guy mean by this?

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I've never felt love but been loved


Girls are like boys: human

BORIS GREEN-LIGHTS NO DEAL BREXIT IF PM

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If it's johnson, then they would be really fucked

Did you anons hear that Charles the Fouth, King of Bohemia and Holy Roman Emperor had a long and successful reign?

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the only girls that dum interacts with are singers who think he's also a girl, no chance for love (and it's not like he's looking for it anyway)

So you hope he turns into Pelosi?

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The poll says otherwise
It shows more enthusiasm in the party if he wins

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>k, don't bother to read of reply Trump cultist, you clearly just want to remain in your safe space.

>Don't bother ever questioning anything. Nevermind that your entire movement perfectly fits in the definition of a cult.

The irony of this is palpable.

S - but what is the 411 on this?

They broke the rules and used bot accounts. Most lefty faggots online use bot accounts to boost their likes, followers and retweet’s. The kikenstein brothers got caught tho

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>successful

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sweet. i need to rejoin the nra and goa. we need to get that fucking bullshit wa state (((bloomberg))) kike law repealed too.

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yeah man you show everyone how mentally ill they are by spamming shit day in and day out that you don't believe, that's the hallmark of a healthy person right there!

Then how come when he was a part of the cabinet he didn't actively fight for a no deal brexit? This looks bad for him, mogg would be better

IT’S OFFICIAL:

MISSOURI GOVERNOR SIGNS ABORTION BAN

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>Girls are like boys: human
both are altogether too human

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Basically.

>Idk but I want a Boris/Farage coalition!
You fags may have missed the plot of why, almost 5 years after passing, Brexit is still not implemented

> Tories did want to remain as much as the Labour party
> Cameron did call for the referendum as a "put up or shut up" within certain circles in his party and British society in general, fully expecting remain to win and Britain to fully integrate
> Farage mounted a very very serious campaign for Leave tho, given that it was his pet cause for the past decade or so

Up until here it is well known, here is where people get confused

> Tories could ABSOLUTELY NOT ALLOW a serious campaign for leave to take root risking to throw their plans down the hatch.
> To that purpose and to ensure the "leave" campaign was entirely within their control they elected some "controlled opposition" to remain from within their own ranks
The fact they picked Boris Johnson is due to the fact that he was just out of London Mayorship and with a bad reputation enough to tank anything he attempted to pull.
He played his part well but neither party understood how deep the resentment to globalism ran within Britain and Leave won.

Now think about it: if he was the leader of the "Leave" campaign why didn't he and not May succeeded Cameron?
> A: because the process from them on was not to really leave but to stall for long enough to allow for a new referendum to be called, like with "EU constitution"
Boris Johnson will just stall for some more time and the only hope is a very strong showing of the Brexit Party, not this weekend but in the parliamentary election

>got caught
more likely they didn't pay twitter enough to look the other way

>simping this hard
kinda embarrassing desu

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Ruh roh

>mogg
What was Mogg's plan for Brexit?

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT PORTUGAL!!!
HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING???

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I hope Boris Johnson actually gets it

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Oh crap, this is really bad optics, moderates were already pearl clutching about the virginia and new york bills, why would they even sign these bills?

Which is why I hope in part the Tories pick that shitskin to lead the party. Brexit has a great chance in the next national election if the Tories are still dead.

I just bought a new handgun /ptg/!!

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SAD

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