/GAG/ - GIANT ASTEROID GENERAL - getting scared edition

R011ing for Israel and Africa to be erased.

rer011

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COME CLOSER ASTEROID CHAN ROLLING FOR ANOTHER SHOAH, PLS HIT ISRAEL

Rolling for good times on the Cascadia subduction zone

>follow the elites
Fun fact.
Even Samual L Jackson has a spot in the bunkers under CO. That useless nigger.

youtube.com/watch?v=D6HyXxoTG0o

New Zealand or underground.
Isaac kappy "suicided" right in front of a military base that has access to the tunnel networks.

I'm kinda freaked guise

Rolling for everywhere but the good ol USA to be erased.

ROOOOOLLLLS FOR CHAOS

Checked

Checked. If you dont have a bunker you're fucked

I’m going to hide in my wife’s cunt cos it’s so fucking big

This time it's for real

ASTEROID CHAN BRING THE LONG NIGHT OF NUCLEAR WINTER.

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It's coming, numbers don't lie.

>hits in two days
>days later
>just two more days guise
ah yes.
im "ready".

We are dead

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Will it hit, will it miss,
Will it just emp and destroy your electronic bliss,
If you were an asteroid where would you choose,
If I were it, I''d say it has to be the Jews.

Do you think there will be tendies in heaven?

>ID: worry
Guys...

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Oh shit. Here we go again. Checked

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#asteroid is trending on Twitter

>88
Praise Kek and the asteroid of chaos

New zealand

There's no stopping it now

Checked. I hope so

DOUBLE CHECK

land on my house pls thx

I'm surprised the """'"people""""" on Twitter even know what asteroids are.

just dont tell the asteroid: "you wont do anything, you nigger"

>twitter.com/GalacCuriosity/status/1130975172234760192
This is how it will be

It's too late you just did!

When did you realize it all ends with this?

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WE WANT YOU WITH US ASTEROID CHAN

All your planet are belong to us

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That asteroid is going to hit Africa and kill all nogs

That’s the effect of a 500 something mile asteroid. Not a 1 mile rock lmao

>twitter.com/GalacCuriosity/status/1130975172234760192

lol, people would fly into space from the impact alone.

Giant nothing-burger general. Neat.

That asteroid is scary af. We are screwed

It has 2 moons?

THE 88 FOR THE WIN!

Jesus loves me this I know

>88 again
Checked. North Africa and I'm extra screwed

If you don't shut your mouth I'll give you the effect of a 500 something like assteroid with my 1 mile cock

let's hope it wipes out life on earth, fuck this gay planet

checkem

It actually isn't. Why lie about something so easily verifiable?

Checked for death

Holy shit, how does one person get so many digits? You've been constantly getting them in all of these threads.

It will hit Israel

We will live so we can fight another day, it is our duty
DIGITS

Nice. fuck this planet

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Taking bets, is this poster a faggot or a woman

Ro11ing to land on me and end the suffering

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Spectacular lack of an argument, user. Do you usually resort to this when called out on your bullshit?

Back to our natural form

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Checked. Just one moon I thought. I was searching for kw4 gifs and found it. I can't verify the accuracy of the depiction

We're all going to die.

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Tendies for miles in the promise land.

PENIS HAHALOL

Ok, then maybe this.
The asteroid is a weapon sent by the ayylmaos who heard Hitler's broadcast. It'll destroy all subhumans but spare Europe

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So fucking many of these useless threads.......fuck it lets roll for human extinction!

wtf, where did the second moon come from?
If it picked up some debris on its way here and slowed it's orbit then we're screwed

businessinsider.com/nasa-map-confirms-bright-meteor-landed-off-south-australia-coast-2019-5
It has already begun...

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it will miss us this time but this guy has a hard on for us

>It'll destroy all subhumans but spare Europe
Taxi!

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Full designation is 66391 (1999 KW4), and it's orbit is VERY well constrained. It will safely pass Earth on May 25 2019 at a distance of 13.48 lunar distances.

If you ever wonder what's headed our way, this is the website for NASA's Center for Near-Earth Object Studies (CNEOS):

cneos.jpl.nasa.gov/ca/

If you notice, there are actually 8 other previously-discovered asteroids that will pass closer than 1999 KW4 in the next 60 days... While 1999 KW4 is the biggest, none of them are going to be very close.

This particular asteroid was first discovered in 1999. There have been over 3200 optical observations of this asteroid in the past 20 years, which you can view publicly on ESA's site:

newton.spacedys.com/neodys/index.php?pc=1.1.7.1&n=66391&ab=16

There was also an extensive radar observation campaign of 1999 KW4 in the year 2001, which is why we know that it looks kinda like a walnut and has a small moon.

It will be observed again by radar in the coming weeks, and this is info on that:

echo.jpl.nasa.gov/asteroids/1999KW4/1999KW4_planning.2019.html

You can also see all the orbital information here: ssd.jpl.nasa.gov/sbdb.cgi?sstr=66391

Another good site is A/CC News, which compiles a daily "traffic report" and all the electronic data that professional and amateur astronomers both utilize and generate when observing asteroids and comets.

hohmanntransfer.com/news.htm

Meteors hit earth everyday user.. I won’t be convinced until it happens or I get triples

I LOVE YOU ASTEROID CHAN!

PLEASE LAND ON MY HEAD!

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Well, the western hemisphere would be screwed anyways. I've always seen it refered to as a binary asteroid, no more than one moon

First post on this shit said a flurry of asteroids is coming. This matches what he said.

*eastern hemisphere

Checked. Glad that's sorted

.....did fucking chris-tran make ops image...

this board is Jow Forums.org/cortisol
just designed to stress you out

May she gently kiss your forehead and tell you “I came to say goodbye to all of the humans, but i am here to say goodnight to you user for you are my lover”
You will together morph into a super volcano and burst your nuts all over the dead bodies left on the obliterated earth and live happily ever after as asteroid and user

Can you say more things please? Legit paranoid now. When does this thing hit?

Roll for leaf

Kek please, not this timeline, not this

>cneos.jpl.nasa.gov/ca/
>2016 NO56
>ssd.jpl.nasa.gov/sbdb.cgi?sstr=2016 NO56;old=0;orb=0;cov=0;log=0;cad=1#cad
>0.00877 AU
>July 7th
Holy shit

Heaven will be a tendies farm, with tendies plants as far as the eye can see, and we will dance in the tendies meadow, tenderly.

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Lucky

NUMERICALS and bye bye california, also hi duncan fren

KW4-Chan is 1.3 kilometers in diameter
Probably has a mass of two billion tonnes
According to the data given by scientists to the public, it will pass the Earth "safely" at 0.0322 Astronomical Units, 4,828,032 kilometers
Also according to them, the low minimum intersection distance for KW4-Chan to impact on Earth-Chan, it must get as close as 0.0138 AU, 2,060,000 kilometers
Now you might be thinking nothing will happen, but this is the data given to the public, they might be lying to not cause any panic. And good thing they didn't, because KW4 is the first asteroid to be 1.3 kilometers in diameter to pass the Earth this close in years, everything else has been a few meters wide, a dozen meters at best.

Checked. Holy kek

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