Brit/pol/ - True bongs never shill edition

Rory Sterwart for PM

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I miss my afternoon naps, my kitty cat sleeping on my lap, but she died August 2011 I just back from Norway she went up to kitty heaven. Last night I had to laugh out loud when Hopkins beat Tavoris Cloud at the age of fourty-eight, no boxer ever was that great. This morning I woke up at nine, your body pressed hard against mine, and I felt grateful for your love.

TAKE BACK CONTROL

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>Boris gets in with a tiny slim amount of support
>announces No Deal
>Remainaics call vote of confidence in government
>Boris weeks old government collapses
>general election
>hung parliament
>Labour forms a Remain coalition with SNP and a giant Lib Dem force

What happens next?

Why wont IDS run for the leadership?

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HEAD LIKE A HOLE
TAKE BACK CONTROL

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checked

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is he /our/guy?

Boris' Elite Guard cleanse the house.
????
Brexit

Labour wouldn't becuase they want Tories to deal with the poisoned chalice that is brexit so they come in after easily

Eh

>>Remainaics call vote of confidence in government
Why? Despite some Tories hating No Deal having a general election will mean Labour winning and some of them losing seats.

YES

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>50 something Boomer son takes senile frail mother for walk, colourised circa 2019

Based op addition. So ends the reign of the retarded and mongoloid 37% user, nobody will miss him.

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He's no one's guy.
It's Raab or Boris. Rees-Mogg would also be acceptable, but he's too content to shitpost from the backbenches.

Take that back, lad. I am a valued member of bong/pol/

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BEING WHITE ISN’T ENOUGH.
BEING ENGLISH ISN’T ENOUGH.
BEING BRITISH ISN’T ENOUGH.
KNOW WHAT YOU ARE!
TO READ ABOUT YOUR OWN CULTURE IS A REVOLUTIONARY ACT.

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>37%

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>*a-ahem*

>*AHEM*
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP BREXITTTTTTTTTT

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WE ARE THE LINK MARINES AND WE ARE NOT FUCKING SELLING

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But they all lead back to Brexit.

What are some books about seeing a GigaStacey and then realising that at the age of 28, with no friends or social experiences since school, no female attention ever, never having been to a pub, club, or party (and after university for 4 years), as an ugly faced beta demeanour meek charismaless nofriends loser (who lifts heavy weights but with no difference in social life), and who was also r9k pilled years ago and then incel blackpilled a few years later, it's all over? And let the protagonist be the ugly loser nobody talks to within the first day of all his jobs. And the protagonist is an intelligent guy who is starting a good job soon but he is still an underachiever because he puts no effort in to anything. He should also be immune to believing motivational BS and all spooks yet is still hurt by them.

He has a blackpilled inner monologue. When he stands near women he thinks, in a mock girl voice, "Ew, he's not Chad! Get away from me creep!"

He is definitely not an NPC yet he still feels like life is passing him by and he has no control because of nuked motivation. He knows that ugly people have difficult lives while women and chads get everything handed to them.

He has no motivations except maintaining a minimal career. He has no passions. He reads books not out of enjoyment but for social appearances. He doesn't have the will to do anything productive in his free time.

He wasted his teens socially (was playing vidya at home during prom), did a degree he had no interest in, wasted his 20s and is now on track for delayed middle management without the normieness needed to be promoted rapidly. Once his 20s are gone he will have nothing. Sadly, he is enlightened enough to consider all wagies to be cucks. He daydreams about being successful like the silicon valley 21 year old millionaires or living a carefree late 90s/ early 00s music video / teen movie set in California life. He reads Bret Easton Ellis novels and unironically sees nothing wrong (except murder).

Fuck that goofy glownigger

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MUH VANGUARDS

It's not a Jewish thing to do, it's cowardly yes. But mainly its telling of a slave mentality. People forget that in the ottoman empire slaves would often have higher wages than the class of slave owners. Wealth or earning power doesn't equate to quality of life if people are actively exploiting your labor.

Not fair she was meant to be with me

Culture's all well and good until you can't feed your children.
Egypt's up to their ears in culture and look how well they're doing.

I did not go to Jow Forums today until a few minutes ago. I missed all the Theresa shitshow.

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Why?

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I know she has a wonky eye and Jow Forums would be like hurr durr she's a jew, but DAMMMMMN.

No it is not just you, putting the economy above your culture is a very Jewish/cowardly/selfish thing to do

The economic argument is a fallacy. The economy has been damaged by the last 3 years of prolonged uncertainty caused by government inaction and fear of actually leaving

*DON'T WANT MORE POLES

>So ends the reign of the retarded and mongoloid 37% user
It was Eddie, he'll be back like a bad smell

Tories are perfectly willing to sacrifice their own seats and positions in order to keep us in the EU as Theresa May has just shown. She could've triggered no deal and stayed on as PM at any point. She chose to do anything else.

Lmao spastic

I like IDS - man's man.
Proper conviction politician / conservative too.

>SNP only went into the coalition with another referendum
>Brexit calamity causes haggis munchers to vote for independence
>SNP completely incapable of delivering independence
>years of negotiations and demands for a second referendum follow
>Scotland votes on confirmatory referendum
>changes mind

WE'RE NOT SORRY

>slaves would often have higher wages
What sort of slave gets wages?
>inb4 a wage slave

>Everyone who raises inconvenient truths is Eddie
lol

Pigs fly, to the eternal outrage and butthurt of the Jewish and Muslim communities

No, they aren't. They are all egotistical and self-serving. They -know- there won't be a general election until much-much later which is why they are betraying the manifesto and their constituents.

I get what you're saying, but it is zionist Jews who often foster this mindset.

Britain would never be so poor that we couldn't feed our children.
If it wasn't for all the immigrants we could actually produce enough food to feed ourselves.
It's actually thanks to immigration that we're gonna be having country-wide water shortages within 20-30 years.

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4 id's 1pbtid in under 12 seconds

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because there annoying as fuck their, always talking shit on you're posts for non reason

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Fuck you pleb, learn to recognise your superiors

People like posting frogs on this website funnily enough.

He has Japanese blood

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'Egyptian' culture doesn't belong to them.
They are not the same people who built the monuments that their tourism based economy revolves around.

Lads, how do you like your Brexit?

SMOOTH and orderly?

or HARD with no lube?

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I made £35k playing online poker last year and didn't pay a penny of tax ("Gambling" winnings are exempt from tax). Why aren't all you neets learning to play poker already? You sit on your arse at your pc all day taking money from other people

Bonus song: youtube.com/watch?v=3IphR3A64VI

Perhaps its you that doesn't understand

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I don't like the sound of that! You sound like a bit of a FASCIST to me!

Willem Dafoe jnr

>The Green Cockgoblin

Le 37% passive-aggressive man normally is Eddie, yes

Imagine filling her womb with your POTENT SLAVIC SEED, eliminating her Jewish heritage with one orgasm.

>>mfw when no hot milf mathematics waifu to breastfeed me
She's like 1/4th Jewish. Comparing her to a jew is like comparing Beyonce to a bantu tribes woman.

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Sir, prepare nuclearholocaust.exe
Fire a few warning nukes into the Africa and the middle east.
If they do not leave our lands, continue firing nukes.

>I lost £5000 playing online Blackjack using this one CRAZY trick! Online casinos LOVE ME

I liked this guy's book but he literally offers nothing.

Oh no no no

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Both myself and Eddie voted leave
Why are you so triggered by statisitics?

>I lost £5000 playing online Blackjack using this one CRAZY trick! Online casinos LOVE ME
Blackjack is gambling. Poker isn't. Poker isn't played against the casino. The casino makes their money taking a small % from each pot (or a fee from tournaments). If you're a better player than your opponents, you will make money playing poker.

I repsect him for the job he did during the Iraq war and was doing some good work as prisoners minister. But not for PM

Rape that EU like a cumwhore

>The chad googles an OP pic
>The Virgin MS paint infographic

The jew fears the samurai

Sorry, I'm not biting, find a newfag who hasn't seen this tired old routine a hundred times

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since when is rory stewart a policy expert

To extend the Ottoman metaphor, the Janissaries served in major executive roles in the T*rkish government and the lifestyles to suit them, being elite soldiers, government officials, treasurers... doesn't preclude the fact that these men were kidnapped child soldiers who'd had their ancestral culture, religion, identity ripped away from them. They lived in a gilded cage and knew of no other life than serving the sultan and being muscle for his oppressive feudal government. Sure their bellies and purses were full but they were slaves by most definitions.

International Development is actually the perfect job for him, alone among Tory MPs he is actually interested in the subject

Why the fuck is owen jones even on these shows? He's a fucking cry baby little commie retard.

>I repsect him for the job he did during the Iraq war
why

you shold have done it in capitals, why does everyone hate /brit/pol/ , there are plenty of facebook, twitter, reddit accounts you could be spamming. Not only that you'll make a lot more money.

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>implying theyd even care if we blew up their 'homelands'
They're a rootless people who just want money.

That's his point in this anecdote. I admire that he speaks bluntly about the absurdity of our current system.

Fuck Brexit, fuck the UK - it was our turn.

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I used to play, but haven't for a while. Its playing online for a living really long and laborious? Its not like what it was 10-15 years ago when you could milk all the drunks on a Friday and Saturday night

Once again you're wrong and bluepilled.
When you save an image off google images, the default filename is download.png
Absolute state of fagflag posters.

because he is still breathing

why are you upset by the fact that i live in my car?
why cannot you comprehend that i shitpost from across the british isles by hitting up wi-fi hotspots with numerous burner phones?
why are you not riding the mogg train tonight?

>Implying I wouldn't want to nuke their homelands anyway.

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it's neither smart nor insightful nor witty, it reads like something a complete pseud would say, probably because a pseud said it

Online poker, isn't that a fix with psuedo random cards (not seeded true random). What website do you use?