Has your country annouced the presence of KW4 1999 yet?

will we be able to see it?

What do you mean fake?
-the meteor?
-or my post?

I can tell you they displayed it on the screens. But just for a few seconds, claiming NASA said the meteor might be life threatening.

no

shut up swiss kike go worship a gargoyle

With a Telescope, certainly.

You don’t?

Stop worshiping CGI pictures, goy.

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Jesus Christ. Japan can't seem to catch a fucking break.

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at this point I'd be surprised if canada had buses

Pooland BTFO

fuck zognald drompf

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Something like that hits and nobody lives.

Hallo Schwiizer Kamerad :D

maybe i can live in mommy's vagina!!!! MAYBEEE!

This is just NASA trying to get more funding. Scare tactics for orbital defence. We should be doing it anyways but no one would accept the bill if they aren't scared.

Why Japan? hit this stinky disgusting god forgotten wasteland swamp shithole instead

God I wish that were me

I can’t wait. Whoever survives the meteor will be living in a world similar to The Road. I can’t wait to start feasting on human flesh

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movies are real life bro!!!

i wanna be captain mubbel

haha, what a fucking faggot, this shit aint nothing on me.

imagine just imagine for one moment being scared of a rock. HQHAHAHAHEQWGHJAHAHA

Wait you don't? Even we fucking do

do you think they would tell us if an asteroid was about to hit earth? i think they would try to cover it up until the last minute so they can retain order.

>believing flat Earth
K
Y
S

Still a small sacrifice to get rid of those heart eating demons.
God has looked upon us and pronounced exterminatus

See it's a mercy killing

are we going to pretend that a celestial body of this size/mass can even have a moon?

there is a 150% chance that is an alien spaceship.

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Laughs in Riess impact event.

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good rebuttal dumbass

LOL retard.

Israel would be a better target.

kek
btfo Canada
This nation doesn't even have toilets and they are more sophisticated than you

Bisch au parat i dim Bunker z'übernachte?

Ueli, stop spreading lies

This is only the beginning

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meteors are small
asteroids are the big killers

WAKANDA FOREVER!

Of course we have tvs on buses.

Wifi too!

So long as every pylon was the above high water level, and perfectly plumb & level, they would all mostly be the same height above sea level. There would not be an elevation change per-se.

I've seen VHS tapes in bus trips.
I've also seen a clueless bus driver rewinding a DVD when they still were a new thing

Thread theme
youtu.be/UFXQGj1V9jU

We gonna party like it's 1999.

>party like its 1999
out of time

They classify any asteroid over a kilmetre wide that comes within Earth's SOI as "potentially life threatening".
The asteroid is expected to only come within a distance 13 times greater than that of the Moon.

they claim you'll need a telescope to see it.

It'll pass by us at like 6x the distance of our moon. Also its moon has a diameter of 360 meters which is actually pretty kawaii.

You are all going back to work on Monday. Sit and think about this for a minute.

The numbers are wrong. The premise is wrong. You are retarded.

Not in America, motherfucker

its bullshit OP, how are people still falling for all the NWO fearmongerers?

You're going to die in a car accident or from a heart attack.......not from a falling rock.

Monday is going to come along and kick your arse yank. You and I both know it. There is no escape.

They at least don't have any at the back of the bus. Sorry leaf.

C´mon, even we do.

>he doesn't know

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post feet.

8x telescope at least

Best answer
>DAILY REMINDER
>mexico is STOLEN LAND
>NATIVE PEOPLE CALL IT THE * OCCUPIED TERRITORIES *

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It's on!

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At times like these I wish I was a mod here, so that I'd be able to ban or redirect such garbage threads to /x/ or /b/. Then again, this is hardly anything new. I still remember the Majora's Mask 2012 meme and countdown. That shit was awful.

You could orbit a basketball around Elon's space car.

Don't you mean
>he doesn't care

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Can based asteroid chan please take out Israel?

Yes. I watch many of Kebab removal movies on the buses.

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Honestly that was my thought too. How does something this “small” (1 mile across) towing a moon in orbit close by that’s 30% it’s own size?

Doesn’t make any sense.

Fun stuff

The refugees stole all the TV's from Canadian buses.

"Greyhound will stop running buses in almost all of Western Canada this fall, leaving routes in Ontario and Quebec as the last vestiges of a national bus line that has connected small communities across Canada since 1929."
theglobeandmail.com/canada/article-greyhound-cancels-most-routes-in-western-canada/

Please god let this hit while I’m awake. I’ll be pissed if miss the end of the world.

What happened with that car? Is it still in space?

come closer asteroid chan.

There is literally nothing wrong with being Mexican

Leafs don't have tv on bus but have a dog to fuck instead

>Canada so shit they don't even have tv's on their buses

They're going to attack someplace and say it was the meteor.

Reported to ICE

whereisroadster.com/

So you really think Trump is going to Japan? He is heading for a bunker in Colorado.

Friendly reminder all threads concerning Jews are capped at 150 or less by Fed gov

Bump

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youtube.com/watch?v=M75VLQuFPrY
OH SHIT~

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holy shit canada

It's one km wide and passing (if NASA isnt lying) at a distance of 3 millions kms from us.
So you won't see shit.

fake and gay
nothing will happen

That vid simulates a 400km asteroid impact. Needless to say there's not much of the world left.

we are now starting to get buses with good wifi and usb ports. Had TVs for ages. dont you have tvs in your buses that tell you at which stop yo are or some shit? at this point i'd be surprised if canada even had buses

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How the fuck is one even supposed to know what happens on buses. Don't you people have cars...?

It would kill twice as many Beaners if it hit the US

Well... if something IS left, it definitely isn't Japan.

NASA WHITLEBLOWER TELLS ALL

IMPACT 97% CERTAIN
youtube.com/watch?v=CzQNNK7NxWs

>97%
Why not just say that it's going to hit? Are you so virgin that you don't trust in objective math? Either it hits or it doesn't. The math doesnt' lie.