/GAG/- Giant Assteroid General- digits and it hits Israel edition

Soon Asteroid-chan will make all the pain stop :'-)

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based assteroid

please land in israel meteor chan

Quick rundown:
>1.3 Kilometers wide, plus an orbiting moon that's 320 meters wide and orbits around at 2.6 kilometers
>1 kilometer object mass = 1.31 billion tons.
>1 kilometer object has an explosion of "only" 6 × 104 megatons (equivalent to an earthquake of magnitude 9.4 on the Richter scale).
>20 kilometer diameter crater for the 1 kilometer asteroid
>The material ejected from the impact through the hole in the atmosphere will re-enter all over the globe and heat up from the friction with the atmosphere. The chunks of material will be hot enough to produce a lot of infrared light. The heat from the glowing material will start fires around the globe
>Acid Rains that destroy or damage foliage
>Great amounts of weathering of continental rocks
>The upper ocean organisms are killed. These organisms are responsible for locking up carbon dioxide in their shells (calcium carbonate) that would eventually become limestone. kills off about 90% of all marine nanoplankton species.
>A majority of the free oxygen from photosynthesis on the Earth is made by nanoplankton.
>The ozone layer possibly destroyed or heavily damaged
>All of the dust in the air from the impact and soot from the fires will block the Sun.
>For several months you cannot see your hand in front of your face.
>The dramatic decrease of sunlight reaching the surface produces a drastic short-term global reduction in temperature, called impact winter.
>Plant photosynthesis stops and the food chain collapses.

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>tfw the earth will be hit with an asteroid and your still a kisslis virgan.

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nothing will happen

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Something will happen

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oh shit i am so hard right now

check'd. nice one blessed lithuanian

KEK has been with me the last few days. it WILL hit israel, and you may look to the repeating numbers in my post id for confirmation.

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shameless self-bump

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It will happen!

hitting israel will only spread kikeness around the world, its currently a good quarantine zone. if it hits soros straight in the fucking head most world problems will slowly sort themselves out

Kw4 has a hard on for Earf

Rolliiiiing for confirmation on the destruction of africa

Checked.
Earth is toast.
Thank you asteroid chan
Fuck this gay earth

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Checked for hope

Checked. What are your guys' plans for the coming technological revert?

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Rolliiiiing for confirmation on the destruction of earth

AAAHHHHHHHH
KEK LOVES ASTEROID THREADS

I LOVE YOU ASTEROID CHAN

PLEASE LAND ON MY HEAD!!!

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there is something holy about the 88

an asteroid that is 1.3km wide cant cause mass extinction

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When is impact? Tonight please I hope

Lol nothing is going to happen you retarded faggots this is like the 1000th meteor or whatever that was "totally gonna hit the earth" in the last 10 years.

It's going to be really funny when you all wake up the day after and realize the impact didn't solve your problems for you.

I believe this

COME CLOSER ASTEROID CHAN

Wonder what...

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You talk too much

you're mixed race

>leaf is a faggot
Like pottery

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You lie!

go away Nihil

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>israel gets erased
>all surrounding dunes get trashed just enough to send millions of sandnigger refugees towards Europe

Solidarity will be the end of civilization.

So can we get an ETA on Assteroid-chan's arrival to smother all of us with her galactic, fiery thighs?

Don't associate me with than halfbreed mong. Thank you.

asteroid in 60 min
praise kek

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Data available to the public sez
>Will pass the Earth by 0.0322 AU, 4,828,032 kilometers
>Minimum orbit intersection distance for KW4-Chan of 0.0138 AU, 2,060,000 kilometers
>That's 0.0184 AU away, only 2,760,000 kilometers
This data might be lies to cover up the fact that there would be a collision. If not a collision, fragments of the asteroid could come this way. For sure, you must understand this. KW4 is the first asteroid to pass this close to the Earth in years. Why not tell the public more about it? There was no news coverage about KW4 prior to this month.

The planetary defense conference was held 3 weeks ago. They discussed a hypothetical scenario were an asteroid gets close to the Earth and gradually increases chances to collide. Eventually, they fail, and fragments of the Asteroid the size of 60 m wide completely obliterate NYC. Could it be they disguised the PDC as an emergency meeting? After all, they couldn't stop tiny Asteroid. Why bother with a monster of 1.3 kilometers in diameter and a something like 2 tonnes in mass?

Stick to the Elite, they will mobilize to underground shelters soon. Demand answers. The elite are lying.

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digit and new york disapear

I know it's you. please put your trip back on so my filter works.


thx

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Thanks for keeping the thread bumped, friend

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>KW4 is the first asteroid to pass this close to the Earth in years
To be this huge, sorry, forgot to say that.

Israel will perish.

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this asteroid is going to kill all lot communist, i like it.

I feel bad for giving you another (you), but I have to, once again, disprove that I am a paint-huffing halfbreed. And I agree that Nihil is a negro.

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>hollywood
>new york city
>government of every white western country

Containment working great

based and anti-commiepilled

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>agree that Nihil is a negro
I'm just fucking with you, although it's funny that a single gypsy has ruined your country's ability to post here

Rolling for the asteroid to land on my house

we are dead men sitting

>the government is lying about how close it is but for whatever reason told us about the asteroid in the first place

let them dream

Based anti-kike rock from space.

Mostly being dead, maybe i'll reincarnate after the literal dust settles.

So diplomacy wins afterall, doesn't it? Now let's go back to watching the world burn. Or, hoping for it to. Ro11ling for post-apolitical gf.

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If we don't die in the next few days, KW4-Chan will come back in 2036 and be even closer, as close as 0.0155 AU, 2,320,000 kilometers, way too close and it could mean a collision for sure.
That's the reason Elon wants to have a man on Mars by 2030. In May 25 of 2036 the Earth will 100% be in trouble. Still, Elon can only know as much as we know. He isn't very liked by the Elite. He probably knows the fake data we know.

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Me too. Asteroid chan is soooooo hot

Wouldn't it grind your gears if absolutely nothing happened and Monday comes and goes and you realize nothing will ever happen in your life because the universe knows how boring you are and doesn't want to change the status quo.

It's going to kill us tomorrow memeflag

Well. I will for one namefag on Monday so all of you can viciously have at me

Fake data is better than not saying anything at all, this is the way the Elite has been doing things for Centuries. Bread and circus. Keep media coverage as low as possible, keep goyim occupied. Don't tell me that you believe every word that comes out of their mouth

10th thread so far, going to start logging some more kek blessed posts

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Revelation 8:8 King James Version (KJV)

8 And the second angel sounded, and as it were a great mountain burning with fire was cast into the sea: and the third part of the sea became blood;

please let it happen

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>logging

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What if the damn data is fake?

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So when is it supposed to hit anyway?

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Tomorrow. No one gave me an exact hour tho.

checked and ayypilled. if it didn't have the outer small asteroid, this would be more of a "aliens coming to earth?????" thread rather than "asteroid death"

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Oooooohhhh
Hmmmmm
Meh
Fucking leafs
Hmph
Meh -
>just pissing gets into an ocean of piss
>just pissing...
STRONG post
Fuck diplomacy confirmed
tldr check

Numerical indicate “just the tip” will hit us

b-but it still confirms that I'll get a gf right? Right?

ok, IF NOTHING ELSE (and it probably wont be), are we at least going to have some sort of aesthetics show when it passes by? i already know it's not going to hit us, or else the info on it would have never been released. will a midwestern americanscumfag like me be able to witness some cool atmospheric phenomena at some point tomorrow? if so, when? thanks.

Sincerely,

about to fucking snap because there is NOTHING left to live for anymore.

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So this is what you are doing with your free time Felipe?

When should I be able to watch it come down? Assuming I am in the right area of the world

Omu face ce poate face, amice.

prophet of kek returns once more

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About 5PM Pacific
26 hours 32 minutes from now

These threads are blessed

What's up my man

THE ASTEROID CHAN WILL DEFILE THE EARTH AND CLEANSE IT OF DEGENERATE SOULS PAVING THE WAY FOR THE 4TH REICH

come closer asteroid chan

nothing, except waiting for apocalypse time. havnt been able to post all of the blessed post collages before threads are 404'd though

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Where do you goys think it'll hit? My bet is Africa or America.

OBLITERATION OF THE HUMAN SPECIES WILL COME, BUT ONLY IF YOU POST "COME CLOSER, ASTEROID CHAN!" IN THIS THREAD

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COME CLOSER, ASTEROID CHAN

COME CLOSER, ASTEROID CHAN! WE LOVE YOU! AND YOUR ASS!

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>COME CLOSER, ASTEROID CHAN!

nothing will happen. it will pass by, be observed, and life will continue. fucking morons

>COME CLOSER, ASTEROID CHAN!
COME CLOSER, ASTEROID CHAN!
i hope no one survives

VOTE VOTE VOTE

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i honestly dont want it to hit Israel, that would mean having to listen to every kike left in America kvetching 24/7 about "anudda shoah" and then we'd have to have our military establish a new homeland, probably in the middle of Europe.

let it hit Africa or China, no one would give a fuck after a month.

IT IS HAPPENING BECAUSE TWITTER AND MY
>88
SAY SO

>no digies
GET FUCKED

Looks like someone forgot the proxy...

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search where the jews are in this weekend

Checked, so any plans for the summer?

I'm sure about 10k people will survive on top of the elites that should be snuggling into there bunkers today

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hits LA