Hello, Jow Forums. I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years! That's 3,000 pennies a day; 21...

Hello, Jow Forums. I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years! That's 3,000 pennies a day; 21,000 pennies a week; 1,092,000 pennies a year! To date that's 12,012,000 pennies, 8 times the population of Nebraska. Those pennies were in my ass! You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my ass pennies everyday. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with.

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also notice it was filmed in one take

What kind of money has a woman on it. Get that Chinese shit out of here.

There is a reason I wash my hands and my money.

I just don’t understand how that gives you the upper hand

Wouldn't it be easier to just put them in a mixing drum with some shit?

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FPWP
Fuck off fun police

This thread legitimately terrifies me more than any other.

My god that was funny.

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Your ass pennies are out of circulation

That's what you think

doing g-d's work, user! keep it up!

Damn You Yahweh!
We are not your chess pieces

but seriously, was redpilled as fuck

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no one is going to tell the leaf that he shit them all out?

When I was young I told this to a stoner acquaintance, but with quarters instead of pennies (he had no pennies in his pocket)
Confusion and revulsion swapped on his face before he finally said “wow, that’s a really good idea!” And proceeded to shove that quarter up his ass.

As I last heard, his friends still call him “coinstar”

Now that’s shitposting

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>mfw i only use pesos

try harder canadanigger

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thats cash money you dirty piggy bank

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>see a penny
>pick it up
>then remember
>that leafbros butt
Way to ruin my childhood faggot

you just earned clemency on day of the rake

i remember ucb.

stale pasta, leaf perlman

How many canadian children have your ass pennies in a jar