Hello, Jow Forums. I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years! That's 3,000 pennies a day; 21,000 pennies a week; 1,092,000 pennies a year! To date that's 12,012,000 pennies, 8 times the population of Nebraska. Those pennies were in my ass! You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my ass pennies everyday. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with.
Hello, Jow Forums. I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years! That's 3,000 pennies a day; 21...
Joshua Hall
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Ryder Myers
Samuel Russell
What kind of money has a woman on it. Get that Chinese shit out of here.
Colton Morris
There is a reason I wash my hands and my money.
Josiah Parker
I just don’t understand how that gives you the upper hand
Dylan Price
Wouldn't it be easier to just put them in a mixing drum with some shit?
Robert Edwards
based
Asher Adams
FPWP
Fuck off fun police
Carson Moore
This thread legitimately terrifies me more than any other.
Caleb Miller
My god that was funny.
Kevin Lee
based
Caleb Thompson
Your ass pennies are out of circulation
Joshua Carter
That's what you think
Easton Turner
doing g-d's work, user! keep it up!
Aaron James
Damn You Yahweh!
We are not your chess pieces
but seriously, was redpilled as fuck
Christian Mitchell
no one is going to tell the leaf that he shit them all out?
Joseph Thomas
When I was young I told this to a stoner acquaintance, but with quarters instead of pennies (he had no pennies in his pocket)
Confusion and revulsion swapped on his face before he finally said “wow, that’s a really good idea!” And proceeded to shove that quarter up his ass.
As I last heard, his friends still call him “coinstar”
Jackson Wilson
Now that’s shitposting
Isaiah Richardson
>mfw i only use pesos
try harder canadanigger
Christian Peterson
Landon Ramirez
thats cash money you dirty piggy bank
Wyatt Taylor
Nolan Stewart
>see a penny
>pick it up
>then remember
>that leafbros butt
Way to ruin my childhood faggot
Christian Bailey
you just earned clemency on day of the rake
Ryan Bennett
i remember ucb.
Christopher Murphy
stale pasta, leaf perlman
Evan Bailey
How many canadian children have your ass pennies in a jar