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>Grey Television Group
>Grey
It’s right in our face haha.

Stop larping, this is from 2009 from the ditial switch......

Tho You gotta admit we Should give credit to the anons who made one Huge LARP Just for this

>/wsg/

wouldnt that have been at like 7 this morning

impact tomorrow ETA 1615hrs GMT. All high value personnel have been extracted and secured in underground C.O.Gs. If you live in a capital city you may have noticed CH-47s and convoys of fast moving vehicles. Theresa May 'resigned' today so she could avoid further public appearances.

You may have heard of underground explosions across the US, and elsewhere this year? That was the rapid construction of smaller COGs for local government, agencies and corporations.

Tomorrow Iran will 'attack' the US after the impact.

I recommend that you take your families and get to higher ground away from major urban areas, with food, water, neccessities and shelter for at least 72hrs hours. Take only what is essential for living. The contingency planning of GridEx suggests that 'normality' will not return for weeks at best, or years at worst.

Sorry I cannot provide any further information, I'm in breach of my contract revealing this and there is little else I can help you with. The COGs won't let you in even if you know their locations and approach it. Also, be advised they are also likely to use lethal force against you.

If you are in the Southern Hemisphere particularly New Zealand and Australia( in land) you should be ok. However low lying islands may be deluged by a sudden rise in sea level according to the models.

It is recommended that you judiciously avoid all government, military and agency forces, in addition to leaders of religious communities, and othe authoritative figures you've previously had associations with. If you do come into contact with them it's essential for your treatment to comply with them at all costs, to avoid the worst of internment camps.

Civilian forms of mass communication will be down and possibly blocked, only the encrypted 'black sky' communications network used by the federal and military will work.

Trust only close family and friends.
If you're in the US, the Rocky Mountains regions are ideal.

God bless.
My work is done.

>California
Based asteroid

>Space rock hitting Earth
Yas
>Will hit California
Too good to be true. Fucking doubts now.

Not so sure about that.

A slight divergence of the projected trajectory and it will indeed hit earth.

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ASTEROID CHAN IS COMING AND GOING TO BRING THE RESET WE NEED
NI MORE CLOWN WORLD

soon

Based Garfield

MISS CONFIRMED!

NASA Scientist confirms 26th miss.

twitter.com/frankiemacd/status/1130680917691912192

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Asteroid

>An asteroid is due to impact California on May 25th, 11:50UTC
Nah. It's hitting the Atlantic.

>impact tomorrow ETA 1615hrs GMT.

Source?
I read it will be 12:05 GMT on Sunday.

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>An asteroid is due to impact California
Thank you, God.

If nothing happens I'll dump all of my gay nazifur porn on pol on sunday noon (pacific)

That guy looks like he is to be believed.
I only believe people who are missing chromosomes

CHECKED
I fucking hate California

I didn't know he did news now. He was huge in the 70s
youtube.com/watch?v=VMkIuKXwmlU

And how will it diverge fren?

>1.5 kilometres long
Holy fuck you guys are retarded, that's nothing

Satan draws nearer. I saw the one eyed man today

What

>Please hit cali and separate it from the us.
NOT ONE INCH OF CLAY!

IT'S OURS!

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Post proofs

Maybe our calculations are wrong.
Maybe it will gravitate towards earth due to the gravitational force of the latter.

1.5 thousand meters.
That's 4921.26 feet wide.
That's fucking heavy, and it's going fast enough.

I think I just saw it / part of it, looked like a comet going backwards, with a string of bits coming off almost, or ayys, I am expecting it to be an asteroid but it could have been a string of ayys.
its been quite the ride lads

>that's nothing

Are you fuckin stupid?

1.3km in diameter means it will leave a 35km crater.

That's a MASSIVE impact.

usatoday.com/story/tech/science/2019/05/23/asteroid-1999-kw-4-pass-earth-saturday-may-25/1204426001/

>The National Aeronautics and Space Administration says the system is projected to pass within about 3 million miles of Earth on Saturday, but there's no danger predicted. In fact, you'll likely need a telescope to see 1999 KW4, EarthSky says.

>For perspective, 3 million miles is more than ten times greater than the distance between Earth and the moon.

Everybody worried about this is an uneducated idiot.

AN ASTEROID JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE ITS HAPPENING

cope

AAAAAAAAAAAA

this is a shit bait psyop

What is atmospheric friction ?

>15% the size of the one that killed the dinosaurs
>plus its own moon
Go shit outside for the last time, enjoy

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And how do they plan to block all the ham radio guys?

A thought occurred to me. Will cities who have 5g implemented be more at risk of a large asteroid than other places because of the increase electromagnetic activity and the large amount of metal? Hmm
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Holy shit it’s real!

youtu.be/w5O4S2067rs

Doesn't matter in case of such large objects anymore.

MY BODY IS READY

DELIVER US FROM THIS PISS EARTH BASED METEOR

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>Maybe it will gravitate towards earth due to the gravitational force of the latter.

You have to be 18 to post here. Reported

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You have to have a functioning sewer system to shit onto this board.

>Its own moon

Earth is flat. Asteroid is fake and gay, just like space and OP.

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Sounds nice, right?

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>Internet emergency system
Looks important
>Commiefornia is going to be nuked
user, please you are letting us dream

poo

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Sounds comfy

This confirms it, he's never wrong!

this would imply I just saw a MIRV
so who died?

Doesn't NASA have a Livestream on this?

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What is this supposed to mean?

That they will stageor cover up a war?

Explain pls.

The only thing I am worried about are the survivors who will most likely seek refuge in other states.

You won't need a livestream, just go outside and look up.

Quads and were fucked

sage

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Based pajeet. Also 3 million miles. Thats like 8 times the distance from earth to moon. This shit is retarded.

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Meh

Electromagnetic shockwave and reverb of it through the atmosphere, just like the atmosphere does for sunrays, the shockwave will not be strong enough to leave the atmosphere, yet it will be strong enough to reverb through the earth

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sage

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With the speed, its impact would be as powerful as a Tsar bomba.
Not as bad as what you see one these "doom asteroid collision" youtube vids, but still enough to fuck shit up and make civilization collapse

Whatever you saw was not an asteroid or Ayys. It's too soon for a missile too. Someone's gonna claim that whatever explosion occurs during the weekend is where the "asteroid" hit. Once you know space is fake, it's easy to spot their tricks and lies.

>Do not leave cities
dafuk???

>doomsday approaching California
why warn them and help? We need this

Pretty much. Nuke someone during the weekend, blame it on "asteroid" and the stupid normies gobble that shit up.

>Everything blows up in the atmosphere and only pebbles ever reach the ground.

>Whatever you saw was not...
fuck off project blue book.

HOLY FUCK

GET IN HERE

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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ALERT: My penis is due to erupt at any moment and the impact radius could be catastrophic to millions of people.

Nope. It probably wouldn’t even make me miss a single day of playin wow and jacking off.

Damn I wish that would show up on my TV!
I also wish I had a TV....

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Just finished harvest today, got 2 pounds 6 ounces of white widow flower and another 2 pounds of trim to make into hash. Got food and water for 3-4 weeks. A 12 gauge and 4 boxes of shells and my 9mm.

sage isnt a downvote, all youre doing is not bumping the thread saying youre not bumping it

I literally haven't owned a TV in about 7 years.

only europeans man. I hate europe

Frankie is mein nigger.
He never lies!

I said it's not UFOs you fucking nigger. Space is fake. Aliens don't exist. Shove that sci-fi shit up your ass and kys.

Checked. Call riggedy rekt

Saturday is may 25th you retard

ALERT: Project Blue Book was boring.

ALERT: Niggers are the worst.

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