*/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - TUCC FOR TITTIES 2024 EDITION*

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
REPORT wh.gov/techbias

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania depart DC 5/24/19
youtu.be/x9xUhjBSFXA
youtu.be/-ZvV2EoK4Y8
>Pres Trump comments before departing WH 5/24/19
c-span.org/video/?461090-1/
>SoS Pompeo on OAN 5/24/19
youtu.be/ew7NfgyhDV8
youtu.be/k2XXLdw-8bQ
>ActDefSec Shanahan Commencement Address @USNA 5/24/19
dvidshub.net/video/683093/
>HUDSec SleepyBen on FBN 5/24/19
youtu.be/DOBwro7QU-4
>FCCCommr Carr on OAN 5/24/19
youtu.be/TGXYWkIp5To
>ArrNige on FBN 5/24/19
youtu.be/z6gZKXntbQQ
>Pentagon Press Brief (DJS ViceAdm Gilday/DoD Official) (audio) 5/24/19
c-span.org/video/?461103-1/
>This Week@State 5/24/19
youtu.be/4UgE7sclDe4
>VADeptVideo: VASec Wilkie Memorial Day Message 5/24/19
youtu.be/VtVtQKR2xs4
>IntDeptVideo: IntSec Bernhardt Memorial Day Message 5/24/19
youtu.be/_67kA37t67c
>Pres Trump on Helping American Farmers &Ranchers 5/23/19
youtu.be/K6ywQ_TJ5SM
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania visit Arlington Natl Cemetery 5/23/19
youtu.be/UV9f4oNAIyg
>Don Jr on F&F 5/23/19
youtu.be/FLxQ1Q2Kb48
>SoS Pompeo on CNBC 5/23/19
youtu.be/tjUGLLd5tTY
>ActDefSec Shanahan meets w/Vietnamese DepPM&FM Minh 5/23/19
c-span.org/video/?461021-101/
>ActDefSec Shanahan outside Pentagon 5/23/19
c-span.org/video/?461021-1/
>ActDHSSec McAleenan on Ingraham 5/23/19
youtu.be/LYSZID3j1V8
>CommSec Wilburine/NOAA/FEMA Presser on 2019 Atlantic Hurr Season 5/23/19
c-span.org/video/?461030-1/

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MAGA

there is literally no reason to hunt

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first to rawr

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AWOO!

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no reason to hunt down niggers?

>I’ll drive in and reject the offer in person if I’m able.
That's even more anxiety-inducing for the average millennial. Anyway, companies happily ghost you at any phase of the hiring process (even if they explicitly say that they won't), so personally I'm quite happy to see them dismayed by their hires ghosting them in turn. The whole relationship between employee and employer is totally fucked these days.

Call me Ahab 'cause I'm about to harpoon this white whale.

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y r u ghey?

>*/ptg/
cue that
>I never make mistakes

First to Awoo.

MIGA.

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AWOO!

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>WHO'S FILLING IN FOR HANNITY TONIGHT?

>NOT SOME HATE TRUMP MEDIA FAGGOT I HOPE

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off, yikes

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Nothing wrong with killing White-lipped peccary.

Cameraman is definitely /ourguy/

Dukes of Hazzard indeed

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HOLY SHIT

YANG GANG BEATING DEBLASIO

at a bare minimum, there's a need to control wildlife populations

I respect my boy Tucker, he called out the Iran military escalation for ((their)) interests. I'd buy him a shot at a bar and hire an escort for him if he asked.

it's the best way to learn how to shoot moving objects that behave randomly.

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i resent that absolute rude accusation
i'm not the one baking
for the record, it is true that i don't make mistakes

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Assuming the family continues to fall apart, and assuming that women retain the franchise, then the trend of single women and single mothers will increase, and this group will increasingly vote asymmetrically, forming, for all intents and purposes a block, which will continue to determine the direction of policy over that of men, and that policy will continue leftward.

Franchise for women drives the entire political spectrum leftwards. This has countless effects, including endless wars starting with WWII, no solution to the Jewish problem, and the legal death of the institution of marriage.

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...
Very very disrespectful

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I wish Hannity would just take a weekend off and actually read through and try to understand the whole Trump spying conspiracy, and then present a condensed but coherent version to his Boomer viewers.

Is typing clapping inbetween words when typing peak intellectualism?

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nbcnews.com/politics/immigration/u-s-citizenship-immigration-services-director-asked-resign-n1010231

WHY? CISSNA WAS BASED

FUCK DONALD TRUMP IN THE ASS WITH A 9.5" ERECT MEXICAN PENIS

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>Rural Americans would be serfs if we abolished the Electoral College
Serfs with most of the guns and probably most of the legal privately-owned armor and artillery in the country, too. No possible way trying to shit on them like that would go wrong at all, no siree.

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Obviously your baking some sort of scheme

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Opinion is discarded the moment anyone says
>For the record

Dorks of Hazzard

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>mormon jew
>no thigh hour because it's friday
And the stupid box goes off until Trump is hanging out with Abe

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I'm pretty sure gas station egg salad would beat DeBlasio, it's not a very high honor.

>Both unable to exit vehicle
How? Break the window.

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It's part of their juvenile idea that being "sassy" and "confident" makes them right.

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Live Satellite News doesn't stream anymore.

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t. prey

i am wishing i had bourbon and not beer
at least this isn't the shitty beer most people have

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>The whole relationship between employee and employer is totally fucked these days.

I agree. I have no loyalty to my current position and I’m actively and openly seeking new employment. Hell, I use company time to look at job postings.

As far as I'm aware, no civilisation in history has ever been able to recover from that kind of death-spiral. The best that has ever happened is that it is either conquered by or fully merges with a different culture, and takes on some new but primitive vitality from that event.

No, he was not. He was all talk, but no action. Slow-walked everything.

>214168378
you people, always with the genitalia and homosexual acts

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Don't matter that's it's thigh hours BECAUSE YOU NEVER PAID DEBNTS

Just grab a MAGA friend and run to the bar

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Please be realistic. Every American is a serf until the Jewish Question is addressed.

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>I use company time to look at job postings.
Some bosses watch out for that kind of behaviour.

friends are for suckers and drinking outside of home is far too expensive

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Nice try Carl.
Now where's Carlos?

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And cuccinelli is better? Cissna knew the bureaucracy

Remove your proxy, faggot. You are not American.

NASA???
more like ASS

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>A father and adult son accused of killing a neighbor in Abilene during a dispute over a mattress in September 2018 were justified because they acted in self-defense, their attorney said.

>Fort Worth attorney Justin Sparks said his clients will be ready to face a jury in Taylor County.

>“We are justified to use force in self-defense,” Sparks said Tuesday in a telephone interview. “Texas is a ‘stand your ground’ state. You do not have a legal duty to retreat when you’re threatened.”

>Johnnie Miller, 68, and his son, Michael Miller, 32, have been charged with murder in the case.

>A Taylor County grand jury indicted the Millers in December.

>The Millers only recently walked out of the Taylor County Jail in Abilene after posting $100,000 bail each. The father and son, who returned to homes in Taylor County, made bail on April 30.

>The Millers are accused of shooting to death their neighbor, Aaron Howard, 37, on Sept. 1 in an alley behind their homes in the 4300 block of Don Juan Street in south Abilene. Abilene is about 150 miles west of Fort Worth.

reminder that Memorial Day is not a Happy holiday and to take time to remember those who bled in the sand for our freedom and liberty

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I can pay my bills driving Uber.

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>youtube.com/watch?v=BRLSJfudNAY
/ptg/ will defend this

What in the name of the fucking lord is wrong with niggers?
youtu.be/Ba8-Vjn2a8c

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rate my chances

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Incompetence is better than deliberate sabotage.

There is no choice except to try.

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Taps is hyperdepressing when you've heard and seen a bunch of stuff.
youtu.be/Bfe4TxvUOiw

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Does Trump plan on actually doing anything?

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>/ptg/ will defend this
Will the meat be any good when it's fully grown?

>gets old fast

I broke it off after two weeks or so.

funeral march is sadder imo, as well as some arias

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Yes, they taste better than regular pork

Why not both?
youtu.be/97ECZMvbLxg

Does anyone think Tucker might run for president in 2024? Just imagine a Tucker/Yang ticket. That might even keep us from a civil war.

Maybe there's a redpill in there if you run the logic backwards.

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Killing feral hogs? I mean, there's no reason to fuck around like that and risk them getting away to breed like the idiots in the video.
>youtube.com/watch?v=vAfJG1PMjbY
>youtube.com/watch?v=tGu38iKZu5k

With separation of powers and such, the US Constitution sets up a system where it is very difficult to do anything for anyone except the Jews. That's just how it works, it has nothing to do with President Trump.

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I am a servant to no man and no god. I am nothing, yet I am

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i tried mixing bourbon and beer once but it was kinda miserable. that was my birthday though so it was a bad day regardless

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deport/10

the mexican secretary of Foreign Affairs is going to have a meeting with jared kushner, to convince him about a marshal plan for south mexico and central america

Down South here they are in the same situation as people over there in Texas, there are so many of them it's unbelievable.

maybe....but great nips.

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At this rate we're all going to get to serve as a cabinet member

I remember Walter Bagehot pointing out that flaw back in the late 19th century. Unlike the British system which combined the executive and the legislative (the head of the legislature, which creates and passes laws, is also the head of government, who runs the executive), the Americans deliberately split the two apart.

Honestly was thinking about clearing out old uncut footage just so it doesn't feel as guilty, but I don't have any records of debnts. There's no messenger pigeon notice on file

>$700,000 for a climate change musical
It's time to remove (((scientists)))

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donde lieta usci is a good sad aria

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>so many dead for International Zionism
You have to think of the children.

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>That might even keep us from a civil war.
Why tho

Go fuck yourself. You niggers already stole ten times that much. Really we should be demanding repayment, except everyone knows you goblins can barely maintain a 1985 Corolla, much less a civilization, so the money's gone. Killing everyone between Texas and the Panama Canal would be a good start.

Yang is anti-white trash frig you.

There's an entire business around the second video:
>helibacon.com/texas-helicopter-hog-hunting/
You can charge a surprising amount to tourists who want to fly around in a helicopter raining death down upon common pests.

Why do people hate comfy and beauty so much? Everyone's just so angry all the time. Pumping politics into everything has to be one of the roots.

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when if fucked your mother in the ass last night she was upset you did not join us and instead was at a gay nigger bar sucking off black studs. sad

damn. didn't know razorbacks were that aggressive at that young of an age. Just think how bad it will be when it becomes a juvenile.

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>he would deport this
Gay/10

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>With separation of powers and such, the US Constitution sets up a system where it is very difficult to do anything for anyone except the Jews.
This is unironically what all of Trump's advisors tell him whenever he tries to act on behalf of actual Americans. Sadly he seems to believe them half of the time. Even more say he's the one who picked those advisors in the first place.

Your worst work yet, little beaner.

to expand: it always makes me laugh when I hear man talk of "god-fearing".
When you come in contact with the source of all that is, was, and ever will be, there is no time for fear.
Only awe; there is no fear, for you don't have time to make that assessment. Only the feeling that predicates fear, the overwhelming awe of power that constructs all.
So when I hear someone talk of "god-fearing" I know that they have never met God, and never will.

Here, usually, the workers on the farms kill them for a regular meal, some places are having so much of them, they came up from Argentina and started destroying crops in Rio Grande do Sul and Santa Catarina.
Here in Mato Grosso we always had them and always hunted them, just two days ago we got one, shot in the head with a 36, I used his guts to fish today and I got 5 fishes with it.

>already has a mustache
She'll be full hobgoblin in 3 months

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